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“9-1-1. What's your
emergency?” <click> “Oops. Sorry 'bout that!” |
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“Community based
policing is NOT a destination, but a continuing
journey.” In order to be successful you must discard
some traditional police beliefs and practices, and learn
to think outside of the box. You are only limited by
your imagination. |
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For he today that
sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. --- William
Shakespeare |
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“I’m just looking
for a friend.” “I just barely got here.” “I’m not the
one.” (The 3 lines I hear the most.) |
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“Number three.” |
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“Osicifer...I am
not as think as you drunk I am.” |
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“The policeman is a
peace time soldier always at war. It is not how these
officers died that made them heroes. It is how they
lived.” (Inscription on the Nat'l Law Enforcement
Officers' Memorial) |
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“What did I do this
time?” (Talking to the police chief) |
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To recognize always
that the power of the police to fulfill their functions
and duties is dependent on public approval of their
existence, actions and behavior, and on their ability to
secure and maintain public respect. --- The Principles
of Policing |
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We the willing,
lead by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the
ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so
little. We are now qualified, to do anything, with
nothing. --- Unknown |
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“You have reached
911. If you've been robbed, please press 1...” |
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...comfort before
safety. |
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1-800- GET OVER IT |
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2nd prize: matching
set of bracelets...1st prize: you don’t want to know. |
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99% of the people
who cause accidents are idiots, and 99% of the idiots
are caused by accidents. |
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A bad day of fishin'
is still better than a good day at work! |
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A bad day of golf
is still better than a good day of work. |
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A boy is not born a
man. He becomes one through growth. |
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A competent and
self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in
anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic
insecurity. |
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A coward dies a
1000 times. A hero dies but once. |
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A day above the
dirt is another good day! |
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A dream is always a
dream, unless you make it a reality! |
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A friend is someone
who will help you move. A good friend is someone who
will help you move a body. |
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A gift of love, no
matter how small, is the greatest gift of all. |
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A great lover is
someone who can love one person all the days of his
life. |
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A man that is
afraid to die is a man who is afraid to live. |
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A man wrapped up in
himself makes a very small bundle. |
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A nod is as good as
a wink to a blind horse. |
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A police officer's
performance is always viewed as “To what degree of wrong
did he do his job?” |
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A positive attitude
is the key to the door of motivation. |
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A pound of kindness
goes a long ways. |
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A society which
makes war with its police had better learn to make
friends with its criminals. |
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A wild thing never
feels sorry for itself. A bird will freeze to death on
the bough of a tree and fall to the ground without ever
having felt sorry for itself |
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Above all else, to
thy own self be true. |
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Actions speak
louder than words. |
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Actually, Sir, I've
already filled my quota. I'm just citing you for fun! |
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Admit nothing, deny
everything, and commit to making counter accusations! |
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Admit nothing. |
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After all is said
and done, there is usually more said than done. |
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Against the wall
and spread 'em. |
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Age is mind over
matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter. |
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Ah, brain
cramp...nothing's coming! Maybe tomorrow. |
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Alcohol...The cause
of all man's problems, and the solution. --- Homer
Simpson |
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All goals are
obtainable through perseverance. |
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All I wanted was
compliance with my wishes after a reasonable discussion.
--- Winston Churchill |
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All men die, but
not all men really live. |
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All of these
moments will be lost in time, like teardrops in the
rain. |
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All saints have a
past, and all sinners have a future. |
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All that is
necessary for evil to triumph is that good men do
nothing. |
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All the fun has
just begun! |
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Always strive to
make it home alive! |
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Always be a
gentleman to the ladies, and try to always leave someone
with a smile. |
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Always be a live
wire, and you’ll never get stepped on. |
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Always drink up
stream from the herd! |
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Always look for an
adventure. |
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Always push the
limits, because if you never fail, you will never
succeed. |
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Always remember you
are unique, just like everyone else. |
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Always see what you
are looking at and hear what you're listening to. |
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Always something. |
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Always start your
day with a smile and a wink. |
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An angry word not
spoken is never regretted. |
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An idle mind will
lead to a negative being. |
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And how did I know
you were lying? Your lips were moving. |
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Angels are watching
over you! |
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Another day.
Another dollar. |
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Any monkey can turn
a wrench. A straight 'A' student would have to read a
book on it and ask why before he could do it. |
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Anyone can grab a
tiger by the tail. The difference between a fool and a
genius is knowing what to do next! |
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Anyone got a
doughnut? |
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Anything easily
gained is not worth having. Book ‘em! |
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Are the cuffs too
tight? Give it time. They are new. They will loosen up. |
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Arrest rich folks,
drive fast cars, and look at pretty girls. What a job! |
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As human beings we
are charged with protecting those who cannot protect
themselves. |
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Ask me no
questions. I'll tell you no lies. |
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Ask no quarter.
Give no quarter. |
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Bad news for bad
guys! |
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Badges? We don't
need no stinking badges! |
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Bag those scumbags. |
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Be all you can
be...and some more! |
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Be Careful! The
toes you step on today may be connected to the a$$ you
have to kiss tomorrow. |
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Be careful what you
say. |
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Be careful what you
wish for. You just might get it. |
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Be good and you
will be lonesome. --- Mark Twain |
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Be honest with
yourself, and it'll be easier to be honest with others. |
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Be mindful of your
environment. Always be safe. |
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Be nice to your
relatives, because they may give you money someday. |
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Be nice, until it’s
not nice to be nice. |
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Be safe, and don't
do anything stupid. |
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Because I said so.
That’s why. |
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Been there, seen
it, done it, and own the t-shirt. |
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Been there, done
that, and have a refrigerator magnet. |
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Being a police
officer was an endless, glamourless, thankless job that
had to be done. But, I was glad to have been one. |
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Being nice gets you
nowhere. Being cruel gets you nowhere. But, being
yourself will get you anywhere you want to go! |
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Believe half of
what you see and none of what you hear! |
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Better to be
thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. |
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Beware the fury of
a patient man! --- John Dryden |
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Bite me. |
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Blackjack! Pay the
man, dealer! |
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Book ‘em, Dano! |
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Buckle up. It’s the
law! |
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Can I see your
driver’s license? |
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Carpe diem. |
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Challenges. They
will either make you better, or they will kill you. Most
of the time they kill you. |
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Chance favors the
prepared mind. --- Louis Pasteur |
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Change is the only
constant in the universe. |
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Character is
something you have to have, not be. |
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Cheaters never win,
and winners never get caught cheating. |
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Choose to chance
the rapids, and dare to dance the tide. |
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Choose life. Your
mother did. |
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Come spend some
time with the leather, cuffs, and expandable baton. |
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Commitment and
Dedication WITHOUT Compromise. |
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Common sense is not
so common. |
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Communication and
information, coupled with action will get things done. |
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Computers are the
way to go. |
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Confucius says,
"man who stands on toilet is high on pot". |
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Consciousness is
that annoying time between naps. |
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Courage is the
first of human qualities, because it is the quality that
guarantees all others.
--- Winston Churchill |
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Courage is not the
absence of fear, but the ability to conquer it. |
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Courtesy is
contagious. |
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Crimes will be
committed as long as criminals are not. |
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Criminals prefer
unarmed victims! |
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CYA! |
