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The
"Goes-Around-Comes-Around Police" are always watching. |
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The #1 goal of
police work is to go home at the end of your shift! |
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The bad guy can go
to jail, the hospital, or the morgue, but you go home at
the end of your shift. |
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The bad guys always
return. The bad girls go over my knee. |
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The best things in
life aren’t things. |
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The best things in
life to hold on to are each other. |
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The better you do
your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured,
complained about, sued or investigated. |
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The biggest problem
with communication is the perception that it occurred. |
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The biggest reward
is what you attain for yourself when you live life to
the fullest. Live your dreams! |
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The day we lose the
Second Amendment is the day we start the Second
Revolution. |
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The dictionary is
the only place success comes before work. |
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The difference
between "possible" and "impossible" is determination! |
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The difference
between my job and yours is I could do yours. |
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The early bird may
get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! |
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The Enterprise crew
doesn't know it, but we secretly replaced their
dilithium with Folgers Crystals. |
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The fastest way to
a man's heart is through his ribcage. |
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The good things
that come to those who wait are only leftovers from
those who got there first. |
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The grass may be
greener on the other side, but you still have to mow it. |
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The hardest lesson
in life to learn: which bridges to cross, and which ones
to burn! |
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The highest reward
for a man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he
becomes by it. |
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The juvenile
delinquents of today are tomorrow’s career
criminals...Code 6. |
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The key to
immortality is first living a life worth remembering. |
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The light at the
end of the tunnel will never go out, as long as you keep
looking ahead. |
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The line is drawn
here. |
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The Lord gave us
two ends...one to sit on and one to think with. Success
in life depends on which one you use the most! |
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The more that I
practice, the luckier I get. |
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The more we work
dogs, the more we appreciate cats! |
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The more you bitch,
the more tickets I write. So, just keep on bitching. |
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The most eloquent
words ever spoken is a parent saying to its child, “I
LOVE YOU”. |
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The most important
sense we have is our sense of humor. |
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The most important
thing a father can do for his children is to love their
mother. |
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The Nose knows! |
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The number of
people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action. |
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The obvious answer
is not always the correct one. |
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The only easy day
was yesterday. |
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The only reason
some people are alive today is...it's against the law to
kill them! |
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The past is not
coming back. |
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The person with big
dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. |
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The price of
victory is high, but so is the reward. |
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The race is not
necessarily to the swift but to those who keep on
running. |
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The reward for a
job well done is the absence of immediate punishment. |
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The search for
knowledge is more precious than its possession. |
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The sky is the
limit, and I am earning my wings. |
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The surest sign of
ignorance is those who act like they know everything. |
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The system fails
the faithful and immunes the lawless. |
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The things that we
take for granted always seem to be the things we wish we
had back. |
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The toes you step
on today could be connected to the @$$ you kiss
tomorrow. |
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The true test of a
man's life is not what he did, but what he DIDN'T do. |
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The truth hurts
only if you first believed the lies. |
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The truth is a very
precious commodity. The longer it's kept in the dark,
the less it's worth and the more it stinks. |
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The truth may not
set you free, but it might shorten your stay. |
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The truth will set
you free. |
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The ultimate crime
is not to care. |
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The will to win is
the will to prepare. |
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The woman on top of
the mountain didn't fall there. |
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The worst crime
ever committed isn't theft, assault or murder. The
greatest crime is to never love. |
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Theoretically, the
sun could explode, and we wouldn't know for eight
minutes. |
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There are many
things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few
will catch your heart.
Pursue those. |
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There are no great
people, only great challenges that ordinary people must
meet. |
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There are no
traffic jams on the extra mile. |
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There are those who
claim it can't be done, those who ponder it might be
done, and the quiet few who go out and get it done.
Let's get it done. |
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There are two rules
in life. 1.The boss is always right. 2.If the boss is
ever wrong, refer to rule number 1. |
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There are two side
of the law. I stand on the right one. Which one are you
on? |
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There are very few
personal problems that cannot be solved with the proper
application of a suitable high explosive. |
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There is a
difference between living and surviving, and until you
have failed at surviving, you will never know what
living is. |
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There is a
rational, scientific explanation for this. We just
haven't found it yet. |
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There is a reason
for everything, but sometimes there are no answers. |
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There is absolutely
no excuse for domestic violence. |
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There is no hunting
like the hunting of man. |
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There is no limit
to the good you can do, if you do not care who gets the
credit! |
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There is no
strength where there is no struggle! |
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There is nothing
wrong with a police state as long as you're the State
Police. |
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There is only one
source of truth. Searching for it brings unity. |
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There is only one
way to do it...right! |
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There's a reason
the road less traveled is the road less traveled. ---
Jerry Seinfeld |
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There's a silver
lining in every dark cloud. |
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There's ALWAYS room
for one more! |
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There's always
someone watching. |
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There's no reason
not to have action in your life. |
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These are times
that try men's souls. |
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They came for the
Catholics, and I did not protest. Then they came for the
Jews, and I did not protest. Then, they came for me, and
there was no one left to protest! |
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Things happen for a
reason. |
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Think before you
act! |
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Think for yourself,
not like a mind-numbed liberal! |
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Think it is bad
now, just wait. It gets worse. |
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Think! |
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This ain’t my car. |
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Those who are
skilled in combat do not become angered. Those who are
skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus, the wise
win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win. |
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Those who are
unable to kill will always be subject to those of us who
can. |
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Those who fear the
worst are seldom disappointed! |
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Those who know how
to laugh at themselves never run out of things to laugh
about. |
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Those who teach
must never cease to learn. |
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Those who think
themselves most wise are the greatest fools. |
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Though you are
gone, you never will be truly forgotten. |
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Three can keep a
secret, if two are dead. --- Samuel Clemens |
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‘Tis better to be
alone than in bad company. |
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To do nothing is a
waste of time. |
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To each his own. |
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To find faults in
someone else is easier than admitting to your own! |
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To have a respect
for ourselves guides our morals, and to have a deference
for others governs our manners. --- Laurence Sterne
1713-1768 |
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To make the world a
better place, look in the mirror first. |
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To the right one
more time. |
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To win 100
victories in 100 battles is not the sign of skill. To
subdue the enemy without fighting is the sign of skill.
--- SUN TZU (The Art of War) |
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Today is NATIONAL
KISS A COP DAY! |
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Today is the first
day of the rest of your Life. |
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Today is the
tomorrow we worried about yesterday. |
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Today’s mighty oak
is just yesterday’s little nut that held its ground! |
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Tonight we drink
like Vikings. Tomorrow we ride. |
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Too much of a good
thing is WONDERFUL! |
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Too old for this,
but too young for that. |
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Top Cop says it
all. I'm on Top, and I'm a Cop. |
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Touch a woman's
soul and you will get passion beyond your wildest
dreams. |
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Tough times don't
last, but tough people do. |
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Treat everyone as
if it might be the last time you see them! |
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Treat everyone like
they're worth a million, even if they don't have any
cents. |
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Treat people the
way you would want to be treated if you were in their
situation! |
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Trust me. I'm the
Police! |
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Trust no one! |
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Try CPR, and
jumpstart a heart! |
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Turn over every
rock. You just might miss something in life. |
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Two wrongs don't
make a "RIGHT". |
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U.S.A…. Great
country…scary government! |
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UFO's really ARE
extraterrestrial spacecraft. The Human race is the hoax! |
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Uh huh. |
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Uh Chief, there
will be a guy coming in. He's not very happy and smells
like pepper spray.
He made me do it, and I was very professional! |
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Unnecessary
roughness is sometimes necessary. |
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Up against the wall
and spread ‘em. |
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USA will remain the
land of the free as long as it is the home of the brave. |
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Use of force…
damned if we do, dead if we don't! |
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Vengeance is a dish
best served cold! |
