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Fountain of Wisdom: Law Enforcement
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Americans' favorite inspirational, motivational funny sayings, phrases and quotes from policemen, deputies and other law enforcement officers from all over the U.S.

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The "Goes-Around-Comes-Around Police" are always watching.
The #1 goal of police work is to go home at the end of your shift!
The bad guy can go to jail, the hospital, or the morgue, but you go home at the end of your shift.
The bad guys always return. The bad girls go over my knee.
The best things in life aren’t things.
The best things in life to hold on to are each other.
The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained about, sued or investigated.
The biggest problem with communication is the perception that it occurred.
The biggest reward is what you attain for yourself when you live life to the fullest.  Live your dreams!
The day we lose the Second Amendment is the day we start the Second Revolution.
The dictionary is the only place success comes before work.
The difference between "possible" and "impossible" is determination!
The difference between my job and yours is I could do yours.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
The Enterprise crew doesn't know it, but we secretly replaced their dilithium with Folgers Crystals.
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
The good things that come to those who wait are only leftovers from those who got there first.
The grass may be greener on the other side, but you still have to mow it.
The hardest lesson in life to learn: which bridges to cross, and which ones to burn!
The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it.
The juvenile delinquents of today are tomorrow’s career criminals...Code 6.
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
The light at the end of the tunnel will never go out, as long as you keep looking ahead.
The line is drawn here.
The Lord gave us two to sit on and one to think with. Success in life depends on which one you use the most!
The more that I practice, the luckier I get.
The more we work dogs, the more we appreciate cats!
The more you bitch, the more tickets I write. So, just keep on bitching.
The most eloquent words ever spoken is a parent saying to its child, “I LOVE YOU”.
The most important sense we have is our sense of humor.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
The Nose knows!
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
The obvious answer is not always the correct one.
The only easy day was yesterday.
The only reason some people are alive today's against the law to kill them!
The past is not coming back.
The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.
The price of victory is high, but so is the reward.
The race is not necessarily to the swift but to those who keep on running.
The reward for a job well done is the absence of immediate punishment.
The search for knowledge is more precious than its possession.
The sky is the limit, and I am earning my wings.
The surest sign of ignorance is those who act like they know everything.
The system fails the faithful and immunes the lawless.
The things that we take for granted always seem to be the things we wish we had back.
The toes you step on today could be connected to the @$$ you kiss tomorrow.
The true test of a man's life is not what he did, but what he DIDN'T do.
The truth hurts only if you first believed the lies.
The truth is a very precious commodity. The longer it's kept in the dark, the less it's worth and the more it stinks.
The truth may not set you free, but it might shorten your stay.
The truth will set you free.
The ultimate crime is not to care.
The will to win is the will to prepare.
The woman on top of the mountain didn't fall there.
The worst crime ever committed isn't theft, assault or murder. The greatest crime is to never love.
Theoretically, the sun could explode, and we wouldn't know for eight minutes.
There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart.
Pursue those.
There are no great people, only great challenges that ordinary people must meet.
There are no traffic jams on the extra mile.
  There are those who claim it can't be done, those who ponder it might be done, and the quiet few who go out and get it done. Let's get it done.
There are two rules in life.  1.The boss is always right.  2.If the boss is ever wrong, refer to rule number 1.
There are two side of the law. I stand on the right one. Which one are you on?
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved with the proper application of a suitable high explosive.
There is a difference between living and surviving, and until you have failed at surviving, you will never know what living is.
There is a rational, scientific explanation for this. We just haven't found it yet.
There is a reason for everything, but sometimes there are no answers.
There is absolutely no excuse for domestic violence.
There is no hunting like the hunting of man.
There is no limit to the good you can do, if you do not care who gets the credit!
There is no strength where there is no struggle!
There is nothing wrong with a police state as long as you're the State Police.
There is only one source of truth. Searching for it brings unity.
There is only one way to do it...right!
There's a reason the road less traveled is the road less traveled.  --- Jerry Seinfeld
There's a silver lining in every dark cloud.
There's ALWAYS room for one more!
There's always someone watching.
There's no reason not to have action in your life.
These are times that try men's souls.
  They came for the Catholics, and I did not protest. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not protest. Then, they came for me, and there was no one left to protest!
Things happen for a reason.
Think before you act!
Think for yourself, not like a mind-numbed liberal!
Think it is bad now, just wait. It gets worse.
This ain’t my car.
  Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered. Those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus, the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win.
Those who are unable to kill will always be subject to those of us who can.
Those who fear the worst are seldom disappointed!
Those who know how to laugh at themselves never run out of things to laugh about.
Those who teach must never cease to learn.
Those who think themselves most wise are the greatest fools.
Though you are gone, you never will be truly forgotten.
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead. --- Samuel Clemens
‘Tis better to be alone than in bad company.
To do nothing is a waste of time.
To each his own.
To find faults in someone else is easier than admitting to your own!
  To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals, and to have a deference for others governs our manners.  --- Laurence Sterne 1713-1768
To make the world a better place, look in the mirror first.
To the right one more time.
  To win 100 victories in 100 battles is not the sign of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the sign of skill. --- SUN TZU (The Art of War)
Today is the first day of the rest of your Life.
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s little nut that held its ground!
Tonight we drink like Vikings. Tomorrow we ride.
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL!
Too old for this, but too young for that.
Top Cop says it all. I'm on Top, and I'm a Cop.
Touch a woman's soul and you will get passion beyond your wildest dreams.
Tough times don't last, but tough people do.
Treat everyone as if it might be the last time you see them!
Treat everyone like they're worth a million, even if they don't have any cents.
Treat people the way you would want to be treated if you were in their situation!
Trust me. I'm the Police!
Trust no one!
Try CPR, and jumpstart a heart!
Turn over every rock. You just might miss something in life.
Two wrongs don't make a "RIGHT".
U.S.A…. Great country…scary government!
UFO's really ARE extraterrestrial spacecraft. The Human race is the hoax!
Uh huh.
  Uh Chief, there will be a guy coming in. He's not very happy and smells like pepper spray.
He made me do it, and I was very professional!
Unnecessary roughness is sometimes necessary.
Up against the wall and spread ‘em.
USA will remain the land of the free as long as it is the home of the brave.
Use of force… damned if we do, dead if we don't!
Vengeance is a dish best served cold!

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