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"Ask not what your
country can do for you, but what you can do for your
country." --- JFK |
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"I have no
particular talent. I am merely extremely inquisitive."
--- Albert Einstein |
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"I suffer much, but
do I suffer well?" --- St. Theresa |
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"If we knew what it
was we were doing, it would not be called research,
would it?" --- Albert Einstein |
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"The way of
thinking which raised the current questions is not
sufficient to answer them."
--- Albert Einstein |
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"What do we live
for, if not for helping watch others?" --- George Elliot |
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"What great things
would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?" ---
Robert Shuller |
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"Who are you going
to believe, me or your own eyes?" --- Groucho Marx |
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"You are only
discouraged when the situation you face seems bigger
than the god you serve. |
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How big is your
god?" -Liddell |
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Ain't retirement
wonderful? |
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Alone in the
mountains, there you will find the silence and the
answers. |
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And how did I know
you were lying? Your lips were moving. |
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And that affects me
how? |
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And which dwarf are
you? |
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And you are
surprised by this, why? |
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And you're telling
me this because...? |
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Are the kids asleep
yet? |
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Are we having fun
yet? |
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Are we there yet? |
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Are you going to
fish, or cut bait? |
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Are you in or out? |
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Are you kidding me? |
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Are you ready for a
Miracle? |
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Are you someone's
guardian angel today? |
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Are you talking to
me? |
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Aren't people
amazing? |
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Ask a better
question, you will get a better answer. |
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Ask me no
questions. I'll tell you no lies. |
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Ask not what your
country can do for you, but what you can do for your
country. |
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Attitudes are
contagious. Is yours worth catching? |
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Be careful what you
ask for. You just might get it. |
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But who is to guard
the guards themselves? |
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Can anyone hear me? |
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Can I buy you a
drink? |
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Can I get back to
you on that? |
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Can I put your fire
out? |
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Can we go out to
eat? |
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Cancel that
thought. |
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Children must be
taught to question authority, or democracy is a farce. |
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Consider the
source. |
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Could everybody
just slowdown? |
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Could I have been
anyone other than me? |
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Despite the cost of
living, have you noticed how popular it still is? |
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Did I do that? |
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Did I ever tell you
that life was going to be fair? |
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Did I really
volunteer for this? |
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Did you ever think
that maybe this world is another planet's hell? |
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Did you hear me? |
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Did you just grab
my a$$? |
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Did you see which
way that ambulance went? |
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Do I have to? |
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Do judges all wear
pants under their robes? |
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Do soul mates
exist? I'd like to think so...till my last breath! |
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Do what? |
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Do you believe in
love at first site, or should I walk by again? |
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Do you want me? |
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Does a one-legged
duck swim in circles? |
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Does anyone really
care? |
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Does it really
matter? |
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Does you smoke
detector work? |
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Doesn't that calf
have a mother? |
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Don't ask me. I was
hired for my looks! |
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Don't ask questions
and expect answers. Find answers and expect questions. |
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Don't ask the
question, unless you really want to know to truth. |
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Eh, you going eat
all that? |
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Ever been screwed
by a lawyer? Well, here's your chance! |
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Everyone has their
own personal battle. How is your's going? |
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For God so loved
the world, that He gave His only begotten Son! What have
you given Him in return? |
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For the questions
in your life, you are the only answer. To the problems
of your life, you are the only solution. |
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Give me 26 hours in
a day Lord, PLEASE? |
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God said it, and
that settles it! Any questions? |
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Golfing. Anyone? |
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Have you been the
contribution to mankind that you could have been? Why
not? |
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Have you ever slid
down a fireman pole? |
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Have you hugged a
tree today? |
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Have you hugged
your fireman today? |
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Have you hugged
your nurse today? |
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Heard any good puns
lately? |
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HELP! What does
this button do? |
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Honey, can I please
use that remote? |
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Honey, I think that
funny noise means it's starting to break. Can we please
get it fixed before it does? |
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How about never? Is
that good for you? |
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How can I get
better today? |
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How can I soar like
an eagle when I'm surrounded by turkeys? |
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How can you be in
two places at once when you're not anywhere at all? |
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How can you expect
to succeed if you never take a chance? |
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How can you tell
when a poker player is lying? His lips are moving. |
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How come there's no
Tech Support for life? |
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How did you do
that? |
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How far you go in
life depends on your being tender with the young,
compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the
striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong, because
one day in life you will have been all of these. |
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How important is
it? |
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How is it, that in
the briefest of moments and purely by chance we meet
someone, and they touch us so deeply that the very
thought of not seeing them again makes you sad! |
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How many party
favors does it take? |
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How many times do I
have to tell you? |
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How much do you
want for that? |
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How old would you
be if you didn't know how old you are? |
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How you doin'? |
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HOW'D YA DO? |
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How's she goin'? |
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Huh? |
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I can get myself
into trouble. Now, what can you get me into? |
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I daydream to avoid
the oddities of everyday life. Is that so wrong? |
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I don't answer
"why" questions! |
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I don't ask for
much... just a little food money, just a little beer
money, and every now and then
just a little. |
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I have the answer.
What is the question? |
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I know you from
where? |
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I need someone
really bad. Are you really bad? |
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If a man is talking
in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he
still wrong? |
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If a tree falls in
the forest and nobody hears it, who chopped it down? |
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If an Oriental
person spun around in circles, would he become
disoriented? |
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If everything was
perfect, how would you know? |
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If God be for me,
who can be against me? |
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If I don't step
over the line every once in a while, how will I know
where it is? |
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If I take you out
on a date, what time do I have to bring you back to
Heaven? |
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If I told you that
you had a great body, would you hold it against me? |
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If I wasn't so sure
of myself, then who would be? |
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If I were blonde,
would I know it? |
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If it is called
common sense, why doesn't everybody have it? |
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If it isn't worth
winning, why keep score? |
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If Jesus was
standing here, would you tell him that? |
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If life is a beach,
why can't I find the water? |
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If life was a big
truck, what would be worse...it just passing you by, or
getting run over by it? |
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If life's a bowl of
cherries, why do I always get the pits? |
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If not now, when?
If not I, who? |
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If not today, when? |
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If religions are
the doorway to spirituality, why does everyone stay on
the doorstep? |
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If stupidity got us
into this mess, why can't it get us out? |
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If the wind blew
every petal from your precious rose, would you like what
you find inside? |
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If tomorrow were
today, would you be happy? |
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If trains stop at
train stations, what happens at workstations? |
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If you can't be
honest with yourself, how can others trust you? |
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If you can't handle
my point of view, then don't ask. |
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If you didn't want
to know, you shouldn't have asked. |
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If you die doing
what you love most, do you spend eternity doing it? |
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If you don't ask,
the answer is automatically "No". |
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If you don't ask,
then you'll never know. |
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If you don't have
time to do it right the first time, how are you going to
find the time to do it again? |
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If you don't have
time to make it right the first time, when are you going
to have time to correct it? |
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If you follow the
herd, guess what you're bound to step in? |
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If you throw a cat
out a car window, does it become kitty litter? |
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If you want it,
just ask. You might get the answer you have been waiting
for. |
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If you're not as
close to God as you used to be, who moved? |
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If you're willing
to compete, why tolerate losing? |
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I'm just normal.
How about you? |
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In eternity we will
all love one another. Why not start today? |
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In the immortal
words of Einstein, "I said what?" |
