One of a Kind (by Stephen D. Glass) is part of the Collective Wisdom collection of sayings and quotes at Together We Teach

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One of a Kind
© 2004 Stephen D. Glass
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	I am me. In all the world, there is no one else exactly like me.
	Therefore, everything that comes out of me is authentically mine, because I alone choose it.
	However I look and sound, whatever I say and do, whatever I think and feel is me. Take me for me!
	Could I have been anyone other than me? If you still believe in stereotypes, you haven't met me.
	Who I am is the possibility of absolute authenticity, passionate leadership, and something else (guess what?)!
	Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
	Sometimes, I wake up early, so I can be with "ME" even longer!
	My life would be perfect, if I just had a few more hours in the day.
	I choose to make every day a Zippity-do-dah-day.
	I was born alive and I live that way. If I was any better, there would be two of me!
	I'm too blessed to be stressed, and I refuse to be depressed. I'm finer than a frog hair split 28 ways.
	There are two mantras in life, "yum" and "yuk". Mine is "yum".
	The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.
	May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

	To be old and wise you must first be young and dumb.
	Everything I ever needed to know, I learned in kindergarten.
	I learn more and more about less and less until eventually I know everything about nothing.
	I have to remember to put the corks in my ears at night or my brain will leak out.
	I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
	If I had life to live over again, I'd pay better attention. I blame it all on my roots.
	I tried sanity once, but it was an excruciating bore.
	I don't suffer from insanity. I'm loving every minute of it.
	I didn't just fall off a turnip truck. I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do.
	Sometimes, I feel like two-thirds Rice Krispies…past Snap and Crackle, but just shy of Pop!
	No. I'm not crazy, but I am a carrier!
	You're just jealous that the voices talk to me!
	What do you mean I have an attitude?
	Every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.

	Life is like sandpaper... rough!
	I know God will only give me what I can handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
	I used to be snow white, but I drifted.
	I can resist anything...except temptation.
	I don't need a miracle, but I could use a push in the right direction.
	I keep pulling myself up by my bootstraps, but they keep breaking.
	I once had a handle on life, but it broke. I live in a state of perpetual confusion.
	I'm so wound up I could ride my pony bare back and bare bottomed. I'll never do "THAT" again!
	I learn by my mistakes. Trouble is, it will take more than one lifetime to learn all that.
	Sometimes, it’s tragic. Sometimes, it’s magic. I have a good life all the same.

	"Great minds are always misunderstood." --- Ralph Waldo Emerson
	Be brilliant only for short periods of time. Otherwise, people start expecting it from you.
	Half of what I say is meaningless, but I say it so that the other half may reach you.
	My goal in life is to amass a large assortment of interesting stories.
	Since I have already amassed quite a few I suppose I should amass some more.

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