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2nd place is for
the best loser. |
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50% of the things
people say about and 50% of the things people hear about
is 100% none of your business. |
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A bad day at the
golf course is better than a good day at the office. |
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A bad day fishing
beats any day at work. |
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A benny urned is
benny saved. |
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A dream, once born,
can never be destroyed, can never be un-dreamed. |
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A friend in need is
a friend indeed. |
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A goal without a
plan is only a wish! |
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A good engineer
will go to any amount of effort to avoid extra effort. |
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A good father is
the best a man can ever hope to be. |
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"A life is not
important except in the impact it has on other lives."
--- Jackie Robinson's gravestone |
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A little rebellion
in life is a good thing. |
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A man who surrounds
himself with wise men will be wise. A man who surrounds
himself with fools will be destroyed! |
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A man's got to know
his limitations. |
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A quality product
is it's own reward. |
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A war over religion
is like fighting over who has the best imaginary friend. |
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A winner never
quits, and a quitter never wins! |
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A woman will
sometimes forgive a man for trying to seduce her, but
never forgive a man that misses an opportunity when
offered. |
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Airspeed is Life. |
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All I want from
tomorrow is to get it better than today. |
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All I've got is a
red guitar, three chords and the truth. |
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All you touch and
all you see is all your life will ever be. |
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Always be first,
best, or different! |
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Always drift just
beyond the event horizon. |
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Always give to
those in need. You never know, it could be you. |
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Always have a
spare, in case you get a blow out. |
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Always love your
family and everything they do for you! |
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Always remember
that when things seem absolutely horrible, they're
almost certain to get worse. |
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Amateurs built the
ark. Professionals built the Titanic. |
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An indictment is
not a conviction. |
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Anyone can change! |
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Are the kids asleep
yet? |
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Are we there yet? |
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Argue for your
limitations, and sure enough they're yours. |
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Around here, the
laws of physics are strictly enforced. |
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As one door closes,
another opens. |
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Ask not what your
country can do for you, but what you can do for your
country. |
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"Auto racing, bull
fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real
sports. All others are games."
--- Ernest Hemingway |
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Average is not good
enough. It's just as close to best as it is to the
worst. |
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Be a fountain, not
a drain. |
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Be a good listener! |
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Be careful what you
wish for. You might just get it! |
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Be good at what you
do, enjoy what you do, and believe in what you do. |
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Be good. Do good.
Success will come. |
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Be honest. Then,
you don't have to remember what it was that you said. |
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Be kind to those
around you. |
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Be like water.
---Bruce Lee |
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Be nice to your
customers, and they will be nice to your wallet. |
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Be not afraid of
changing slowly. Be only afraid of not changing at all |
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Be on time, or be
left! |
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Be thankful, live
simple, and look at the big picture. |
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"Be who you are and
say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter,
and those who matter don't mind." --- Dr. Seuss |
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Been there. Done
that. Grounded my kids for trying it. |
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Before I make a
judgment about a person, I like to walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, if they don't like my conclusion, they
are barefoot and a mile behind me. |
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Before you can
determine if a glass is half empty or half full, you
must first determine if something has been taken out of
it or put in it! |
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Black holes are
where God divided by zero. |
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Byte me! |
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Can't never could! |
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Character is made
of what you stand for…reputation by what you fall for. |
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Chess is not
skittles. |
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Common sense is not
so common. |
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Computers do what
you tell them to do, not what you want them to do. |
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Delicious as it
might seem, it may leave a sour taste. |
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Dig down deep, and
pull out something you didn't know you had. |
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Do not be afraid to
attempt the impossible. |
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"Do not go where
the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and
leave a trail."
--- Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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Do not tolerate the
little evils that eat away at the roots of our lives. |
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Do something, even
if it is wrong. |
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Do what is right,
not what is acceptable. |
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Do you believe in
love at first site, or should I pass by again? |
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Don't ask questions
and expect answers. Find answers and expect questions. |
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Don't be afraid to
step on somebody's toes. If they were moving, they
wouldn't get stepped on. |
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"Don't judge me by
my failures, only by my dreams." --- Mitch Allan, SR-71 |
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Don't knock it,
until you try it. |
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Don't let life pass
by without noticing it's there! |
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Don't let school
interfere with your education. |
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Don't look back,
unless you're planning to go that way. |
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"Don't look back.
They may be gaining on you!" --- Satchel Paige |
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Don't seek out
others thinking you'll be happy. The happiest people
learn to do it alone. |
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Don't sell yourself
short, because I'll get the change. |
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Don't send a puppy
to pee in the tall grass! |
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Don't take wooden
nickels. |
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Don't try to teach
a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. |
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Don't walk before
me. I may not follow. Don't walk behind me. I may not
Lead. Just walk by my side, and be my friend. |
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Don't worry about
the mule. Load the wagon. |
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Dream it. Plan it.
Do it! |
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Dreams can come
true . |
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Drill there! |
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Driving is
pleasure. Hiking is pure JOY! |
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Each day we make a
choice how we will view the events of our day. We can
view things with a positive outlook or a negative
outlook. I choose to look at things with a positive
outlook. |
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Each person has a
quality that makes him unique. |
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Eagles may soar,
but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. |
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Easy does it, but
do it. |
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Eat lunch or be
lunch. |
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Empty what's full,
fill what's empty, and scratch where it itches. |
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Enjoy the sunrises
and sunsets. |
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Even a blind
chicken finds a corn. |
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Even a broken clock
is right twice a day. |
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Even the losers get
lucky sometime. |
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Every new beginning
comes from some other beginning's end. |
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Every person you
meet comes into your life for a reason, a season, or an
eternity. When you realize which it is, you'll know what
to do. |
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Everybody needs a
change of pace! |
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Everyone is good at
something. |
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Everything changes. |
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Exceeding
expectations...that's what it is all about! |
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Failure is not an
option, just an annoying possibility that keeps one
focused. |
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Faith hears the
inaudible, sees the invisible, believes the incredible,
and receives the impossible. |
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Fate determines who
enter our lives. Our actions make them stay. |
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Find a way, or make
one. |
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Five of the things
I've learned the hard way: 1) nothing in life is free,
2) "forever" can be a very short time for some; 3) "one
night" can drag on forever; 4) there is too much of that
which aggravates us; and 5) there is never enough of
what we love the most. |
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Focus on your
dreams, and they will come true! |
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Follow-up is most
important in all endeavors! |
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Forgiveness is a
gift of high value. Yet, its cost is nothing. |
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Freedom is the
right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong! |
