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"Never eat more
than you can lift." --- Miss Piggy |
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"What lies behind
us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to
what lies within us."
--- Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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A bend in the road
is not the end of the road, unless you fail to make the
turn. |
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A clean house is a
sign of a misspent life. |
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A clear conscience
is usually the sign of a bad memory. |
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A friend is someone
who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to
you when you have forgotten the words. |
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A journey of a
thousand miles begins with a single step. |
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A mom's work is
never done. |
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A small mind and a
big mouth are usually found in the same place. |
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A sweet surprise
awaits you! |
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A wise man knows
his ignorance. A fool thinks he knows everything. |
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A woman is like a
teabag. You don't know how strong she is until you put
her in hot water. |
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Absence makes the
heart grow fonder. |
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All I want is a
little peace and quiet while I'm still on this earth. |
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All things work
together for the good! |
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Always be aware. |
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Always count your
blessings. It keeps a smile on your face. |
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Always end your day
with a smile, and a hug, and a kind word to the ones you
love! |
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Always go with your
first instinct. |
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An idiot with a
computer is a faster, better idiot! |
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Anything worth
having is worth fighting for. |
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Are you kidding me? |
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As for me and my
house, we will serve the Lord. |
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Attitude is a
little thing that makes a big difference. |
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Avoid negative
people. |
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Be careful what you
ask for. You just might get it. |
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Be good to your
body. It's the only one you get. |
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Be Happy! |
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Be nice to everyone
you meet. They may be an angel! |
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Be proud of who you
are and what you have done in life. |
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Be true to
yourself, and then being true to others will be easier. |
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Be yourself. No one
else could be better qualified! |
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Beautiful words are
not always truthful. Truthful words are not always
beautiful! |
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Because I'm the
Mommy. That's why. |
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Been there. Done
that. Moved on. |
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Before you do
something, think about how it will affect others. |
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Behind every cloud
there is a rainbow! |
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Better to light one
candle than to curse the darkness. |
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Big M little m,
many mumbling mice, making midnight music in the
moonlight, mighty nice. |
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Bloom where you are
planted! |
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Build a bridge, and
get over it. |
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Calgon take me
away! |
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Can we go out to
eat? |
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Carpe Diaper! |
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Carpe Diem. |
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Cats make a house a
home. |
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Cherish every
moment, and never regret growing old. It is a privilege
denied to many. |
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Children are God's
most precious gift. |
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Children must be
taught to question authority, or democracy is a farce. |
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Children need your
presence more than your presents. |
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Chocolate is a main
food group. |
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Choose to enjoy
life on life's terms. |
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Cleaning makes you
ugly. Shopping makes you happy. |
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Come on. You can do
it. |
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Could I have been
anyone other than me? |
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Count on yourself,
and you'll never be let down! |
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Despite everything,
love is never wrong. |
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Despite the cost of
living, have you noticed how popular it still is? |
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Did you hear me? |
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Do as I say, not as
I do. |
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Do as much as you
can before you have kids! |
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Do it again. |
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Do it right the
first time. |
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Do what you want,
but leave me out of it. |
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Do what? |
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Dogs come when
they're called. Cats take a message and get back with
you. |
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Don't allow
anything in your life that you don't want reproduced in
your children's lives. |
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Don't cry because
it is over. Smile because it happened. |
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Don't eat yellow
snow. |
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Don't feel sorry
for yourself. There is always someone worse off than you
are. Instead, be grateful God has blessed you with
another day! |
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Don't give up, and
don't give in. |
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Don't have kids,
unless you want a headache for the rest of your life! |
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Don't judge a book
by it's cover |
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Don't just listen
to the talk. Watch the walk! |
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Don't know. Don't
want to know! |
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Don't let what you
can't do interfere with what you can. |
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Don't let your
mouth write a check your tail can't cash. |
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Don't make me be a
policeman. |
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Don't make me slap
you naked. |
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Don't make me sound
like my mother. |
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Don't mistake
kindness for weakness. |
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Don't mooch off of
me. Get a job! |
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Don't regret the
mistakes you have done. Think of them as a learning
experience. |
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Don't run faster
than your Guardian Angel can fly. |
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Don't sweat the
petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff. |
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Don't sweat the
small stuff! |
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Don't take on more
than you can handle. |
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Don't worry about
anything. Instead, pray about everything! |
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Don't write in the
dust! |
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Dull women have
immaculate homes. |
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Each bad day ends
eventually with the chance of a better tomorrow. |
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Embarrass your kids
before they embarrass you. |
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Enjoy the little
things in life, for one day you may realize that they
were the big things. |
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Every day offers
new gifts. Untie the ribbons. |
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Every dog has its
day! |
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Everyone has a
photographic memory. Some people just don't have film. |
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Everyone has the
right to make mistakes, but don't you think you've taken
someone else's turn? |
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Everything I ever
needed to know, I learned in kindergarten. |
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Everything is just
"DUCKY". |
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Everything you do
will come back to you. |
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Expect more from
yourself than others do. |
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Express yourself
completely, then become quiet. |
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Faith and
communication are keys to a happy family! |
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Feed your animals! |
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Feed your faith,
and your doubts will starve. |
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First impressions
are not always correct. |
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For every ending
there's a new beginning. For every memory there's a
dream ahead. |
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For those who
understand, no explanation is necessary. For those who
don't understand, no explanation is ever enough. |
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For where your
treasure is, there will your heart be also. |
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Free at last! |
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Friends are the
flowers in the garden of life. |
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Friends come and
friends go, but your family will always be there for
you! |
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Gems may be
precious, but friendship is priceless. |
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Get out of the
kitchen. |
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Givers gain. Takers
lose. |
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God bless the USA! |
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God gave us life as
a precious gift. What we do with it is our gift to him. |
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God give me the
patience to get through the terrible twos, and threes,
and fours, and, and, and...! |
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God Grant me the
Serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage
to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the
difference! |
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God made men first,
because you always make a rough draft first. |
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God will never give
you more than you can handle. |
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Good friends are
hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. |
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Great spirits have
always encountered violent opposition from mediocre
minds. |
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Greater love has no
man than this, that a man lay down his life for his
friends. |
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Greatness most
often results not from extraordinary ability, but rather
from ordinary ability followed through with
extraordinary devotion. |
