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Hakuna Matata. |
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Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open. |
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Happiness is not getting what you
want. It is wanting what you have. |
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Hate to see you go. Love to watch
you leave. |
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Have a life with your kids, but
don't allow then to run your life for you. They'll never
grow into responsible adults that way! |
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Hero's never know what to expect. |
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Hindsight is 20/20. |
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Home is where the heart is. |
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Honey, can I please use that
remote? |
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Hope for the best, but expect the
worse. That way, you won't be disappointed! |
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Hope is the searing prod that
shoves our hearts into the peril of practical existence. |
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Housework makes you ugly. |
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How many times do I have to tell
you? |
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I am exhausted. |
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I am too important! |
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I am what I am, and that's all
that I am. |
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I am who I am today because of the
choices I made yesterday. |
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I can be your best friend or your
worst enemy! |
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I can only please one person per
day. Today is NOT your day, and tomorrow is not looking
good EITHER! |
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I can't stand being called "Soccer
Mom". |
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I can't wait til they move out. |
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I didn't do it! |
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I don't answer "why" questions! |
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I don't ask for much... just a
little food money, just a little beer money, and every
now and then just a little. |
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I don't care if you write in my
dust. Just please don't date it! |
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I don't get mad. I get even. |
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I don't think so! |
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I fantasize about having two men…
one to COOK and one to CLEAN. |
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I guess it ain't tomorrow, but it
is closer than yesterday. |
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I have not failed. I just found
10,000 ways that won't work! |
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I have to remember to put the
corks in my ears at night or my brain will leak out. |
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I keep pulling myself up by my
bootstraps, but they keep breaking. |
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I know God will only give me what
I can handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. |
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I need a vacation! |
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I never think of the future. It
comes soon enough. |
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I once met a man who was sad
because he had no shoes, until he met a man who had no
feet. |
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I was cut out to be rich but was
sewn up wrong. |
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I wasn't kissing him. I was
telling his lips a secret. |
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I went to find a friend and
couldn't find one anywhere. I went to be a friend and
found them everywhere! |
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I will always love you, even
though sometimes I may not like you! |
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I will not judge you, but I may
have an opinion. |
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I'd rather have 15 minutes of
wonderful than a lifetime full of nothing special. |
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If everyone were the same in this
world, life would be so boring! |
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If for no other reason, smile for
your children. Let them remember you smiling. |
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If God be for me, who can be
against me? |
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If God brings you to it, He will
bring you through it. |
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If God is your co-pilot, you're
sitting in the wrong seat! |
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If it ain't broke, you ain't at my
house. |
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If it isn't fattening, has high
calories, or bad for you, then it's not worth it! |
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If it's not broke, don't fix it. |
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If Jesus was standing here, would
you tell him that? |
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If life hands you a lemon, make
some lemonade. |
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If life were perfect, there would
be nothing to laugh about. |
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If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody
happy. |
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If only there were more hours in a
day. |
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If someone else can do it, let
them. |
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If that's the way it is, then so
be it. |
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If the grass is greener on the
other side, you aren't taking care of your own grass. |
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If there's a will, put me in it! |
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If you are truly in love, there
will be no temptation. |
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If you believe it, you can achieve
it. |
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If you can fix it, go for it! If
not, forget it! |
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If you can't be a good example, be
a horrible warning! |
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If you can't be honest with
yourself, how can others trust you? |
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If you can't bite, don't show your
teeth! |
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If you can't handle my point of
view, then don't ask. |
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If you can't say anything nice,
then don't say anything at all! |
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If you do what you did, you get
what you got! |
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If you don't have a solution,
don't open your mouth. |
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If you don't know what your
options are, you don't have any. |
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If you don't smile and laugh a
little, then life has just become twice as hard. |
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If you don't use it in three
months, throw it away. |
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If you kids don't behave, just
wait till your father gets home. |
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If you know better, do better. |
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If you lose it and it comes back,
it was meant to be. If you try to lose it and it stays
on the couch and doesn't move, you either married it or
gave birth to it. |
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If you mess with my little chicks,
I'll peck you on the head. |
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If you see someone without a
smile, give them one of yours! |
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If you think today is a bad day,
try missing it all together. |
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If you think you can, you're
probably right. If you think you can't, you're probably
right, too. |
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If you try one more time than you
fail, then you have never failed! |
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If you wake me up early, you
better have some coffee in your hand for me! |
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If you want something done right,
you have to do it yourself. |
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If you want to run with the big
dogs, then stay off the porch. |
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If you're always looking behind
you, then you will never see what's right in front of
you. |
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If you're not worth being talked
about, you're probably already dead. |
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Ignorance is not an excuse! |
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Ignore ignorance. |
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I'll do it later. |
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I'll put your "nose in the
corner". |
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I'm counting to five. |
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I'm having a virtual BAD HAIR day. |
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I'm known by many, hated by few,
but respected by all. |
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I'm on a 30 day diet. So far, I've
lost ten days. |
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Is this as good as it gets? |
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Is your homework done? |
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Isn't that brilliant! |
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It ain't happenin'. |
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It doesn't matter where you get
your appetite as long as you eat at home. |
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It is better to give others a
piece of your heart than a piece of your mind. |
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It is easier to ask for
forgiveness than it is to ask for permission! |
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It is well to remember that the
whole universe, with one trifling exception, is composed
of others. |
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It is well with my soul. |
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It is your responsibility to make
yourself happy. No one can do that for you. |
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It takes a village to raise a
child! |
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It takes one minute to like
someone, one day to love someone, and eternity to forget
someone! |
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It's as easy to cook for 10 as it
is for two. |
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It's easier to childproof your
guns than bulletproof your children. |
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It's my turn on the computer! |
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It's naptime! |
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It's nice to be important, but
it's more important to be nice. |
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It's not always worth it, but when
it is, it really is. |
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It's ok to look back at the past.
Just don't stare. |
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It's the unlovable that need our
love the most. |
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It's your baby. Now, you got to
rock it. |
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Just because everyone else is
doing it, doesn't mean you have to! |
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Just let me have five minutes to
myself. |
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Keep family #1, because really
it's all you have that's worth anything at all. |
