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"If everyone's
thinking alike, then no one's thinking!" --- General
George S. Patton |
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"If I don't ask
'Why me?' after my victories, I cannot ask 'Why me?'
after my setbacks and disasters."
--- Arthur Ashe |
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"If we did all the
things we are capable of doing, we could literally
astound ourselves." --- Thomas Edison |
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"If we knew what it
was we were doing, it would not be called research,
would it?" --- Albert Einstein |
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"If you believe in
yourself and have dedication and pride-and never quit,
you’ll be a winner. |
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The price of
victory is high, but so are the rewards.” --- LEGENDARY
COACH, PAUL “BEAR” BRYANT |
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"If you can dream
it, you can do it." --- Walt Disney |
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"If you can't feed
a hundred people, then feed just one." --- Mother
Teresa |
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"If you choose not
to decide, you still have made a choice." --- Neil Peart |
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"If you only
believe what you like in the Gospel, and reject what you
don't like, it is not the Gospel
you believe, but yourself." --- St. Augustine |
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"If you want to
gather honey, don't kick over the beehive." --- Dale
Carnegie |
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If a challenge
comes, take it on. |
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If a dog bites you
once, shame on it. If the same dog bites you again,
shame on you. |
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If a man cannot
keep pace with his companions, perhaps it's because he
hears the beat of a different drummer. |
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If a man had enough
sense to treat his lady like a thoroughbred, she’d never
grow into an old nag! |
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If a man is
burdened with the blood of another, let him be a
fugitive until death. Let no one help him. |
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If a man is talking
in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he
still wrong? |
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If a man is truly
blessed, he returns home from fishing to be greeted by
the best catch of his life. |
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If a man wants to
lead an orchestra, he must first turn his back on the
crowd. |
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If a person waits
for perfect weather, he will never plant his seeds. |
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If a task takes
less than twice the time planned, you did it wrong. |
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If a tree falls in
the forest and nobody hears it, who chopped it down? |
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If all my friends
were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them.
I'd be at the bottom to catch them. |
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If all the world's
a stage, we need a better director! |
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If all things are
possible, then nothing is a possibility. |
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If all you have is
a hammer, everything tends to look like a nail. |
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If all you see is a
glass half empty, then be quiet! You'll only annoy those
of us who perceive it as half full. |
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If anything is
worth doing, it is worth doing well. Take pride in
signing your name to your accomplishments. |
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If at first you
don’t win, try and try again! |
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If at first you
don't achieve your standards, lower them. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, ask her out again! |
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If at first you
don't succeed, ask someone for help. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, get another orange. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, hire somebody. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, READ THE DIRECTIONS! |
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If at first you
don't succeed, reformat! |
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If at first you
don't succeed, shoot again. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, try something else. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, you're about average. |
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If at first you
succeed, you should have tried sooner. |
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If everyone were
the same in this world, life would be so boring! |
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If everyone would
concentrate on the important things in life, there would
be a shortage of fishing rods! |
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If everything was
perfect, how would you know? |
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If firemen went to
hell, we would just put it out. |
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If for no other
reason, smile for your children. Let them remember you
smiling. |
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If found guilty,
you’re sentenced to a good haircut. |
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If glue doesn't
work, duct tape will. |
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If God be for me,
who can be against me? |
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If God brings you
to it, He will bring you through it. |
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If God can deal
with eternity, I can handle today! |
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If God did not
exist, it would be necessary to invent Him. |
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If God is your
co-pilot, you're sitting in the wrong seat! |
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If God used perfect
people then nothing would ever get done. |
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If God wanted us to
be nude, we would have been born that way. |
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If God wanted us to
be vegetarian, he wouldn't have made animals out of
meat. |
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If I can help
somebody as I pass along, then my living will not be in
vain. |
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If I can lay my
head down at night with no regrets, it was a good day. |
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If I can't get it
to work, I guess I must have broken it. (mostly
relationships) |
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If I could change
the alphabet, I would put U, N, I together. |
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If I don't get in
touch with you in a year or two, please show me the same
consideration. |
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If I don't move, it
ain't cheatin'. |
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If I don't step
over the line every once in a while, how will I know
where it is? |
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If I had it to do
over again, I still would choose Jesus! |
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If I had it to do
over, I'd only change one thing! |
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If I had known how
much fun grandchildren were, I think I would of had them
first. |
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If I had life to
live over again, I'd pay better attention. |
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If I had my life to
live over, I would pick more daisies! |
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If I haven't
learned something today, then I no longer exist! |
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If I knew then what
I know now, I would never have said no! |
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If I only knew back
then, what I know now. |
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If I say a duck can
pull a truck, then hook him up. |
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If I told you once,
I told you twice. You can't go to heaven with another
man's wife. |
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If I told you that
you had a great body, would you hold it against me? |
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If I was any
better, there would be two of me! |
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If I wasn't so sure
of myself, then who would be? |
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If I were blonde,
would I know it? |
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If I'm not part of
the solution, I'm part of the problem. |
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If it ain't broke,
don't fix it! |
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If it ain't broke,
don't lend it no money. |
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If it ain't broke,
give me a minute. |
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If it ain't broke,
you ain't at my house. |
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If it ain't broken,
then something's wrong. |
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If it ain't life or
death, then it ain't worth worryin' about! |
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If it ain't safe,
it ain't fun! |
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If it can be done,
I can do it! |
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If it can be done,
we’ll do it. |
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If it can be
thought of, it can be accomplished. |
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If it can happen,
it will. |
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If it doesn't fit,
force it! |
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If it doesn't kill
you, then it must be fun to do! |
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If it doesn't
matter if you win of lose, why do they keep score? |
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If it flies, it
dies. |
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If it gets too hot
...RUN LIKE HELL! |
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If it got any
better, I couldn't stand it. |
