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If you believe it,
you can achieve it. |
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If you can dream
it, you can become it. |
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If you can fix it,
go for it! If not, forget it! |
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If you can guess
when rocks were secret weapons, then you guessed my age. |
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If you can
perceive, you can achieve. |
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If you can read
this, thank a teacher! |
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If you can see the
obstacle, you must have taken your eyes off the goal. |
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If you can think
it, you can achieve it. |
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If you can trust
yourself when all men doubt you but make allowances for
their doubts, then you will
be a man, my son. |
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If you can't be a
good example, be a horrible warning! |
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If you can't be
good, be discreet! |
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If you can't be
good, be good at it. |
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If you can't be
honest with yourself, how can others trust you? |
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If you can't be
kind, at least have the decency to be vague! |
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If you can't be
true to yourself, who can you be with! |
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If you can't beat
‘em, join ‘em. Then beat ‘em from the inside! |
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If you can't beat 'em,
appeal it. |
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If you can't beat
them, try harder. |
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If you can't bite,
don't growl. |
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If you can't bite,
don't show your teeth! |
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If you can't dazzle
them with brilliance, baffle them with bull! |
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If you can't do
something about it, then forget it. |
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If you can't do the
time, don't do the crime. |
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If you can't feel
it, you can't heal it! |
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If you can't handle
my point of view, then don't ask. |
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If you can't handle
the truth, don't make it the truth! |
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If you can't have
what you want, then it's time to start wanting what you
have. |
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If you can't help
someone, don’t hurt them. |
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If you can't laugh
at yourself, you've got a problem. |
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If you can't make
it, fake it; but when in doubt, chicken out! |
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If you can't
respect yourself, you can't respect anyone or anything
else. |
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If you can't run
with the big dogs, stay on the porch. |
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If you can't say
anything nice, then don't say anything at all! |
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If you can't say
something nice, don't say anything at all. |
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If you can't see
God where you're looking, put on your tri-focals and you
can see
the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. |
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If you can't stand
the heat, dial 911 and make a fireman come. |
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If you can't stand
the heat, don't become a fireman. |
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If you can't stand
the heat, get out of the kitchen. |
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If you can't think
at freeway speed, stay in the parking lot. |
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If you can't win
when you're dealing, get out of the game! |
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If you come to a
fork in the road, pick it up. |
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If you didn't do
it, why did you give me the victim’s wallet when I asked
for your identification? |
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If you didn't want
to know, you shouldn't have asked. |
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If you die doing
what you love most, do you spend eternity doing it? |
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If you do what you
did, you get what you got! |
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If you don’t
believe in yourself, nobody else will. |
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If you don’t expect
anything from anyone then you won’t be disappointed. |
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If you don't ask,
the answer is automatically "No". |
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If you don't do it
now, you won't. So do it! |
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If you don't do it,
maybe nobody will. |
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If you don't drink,
don't smoke and don't fool around; you won't live
forever but it'll feel that way. |
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If you don't get
it, I will! |
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If you don't have a
solution, don't open your mouth. |
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If you don't have
anything good to say, then be quiet. |
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If you don't have
it, then don't spend it. |
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If you don't have
motion, you're just a civil engineer. |
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If you don't have
pictures, I didn't do it! |
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If you don't have
time to make it right the first time, when are you going
to have time to correct it? |
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If you don't have
time to sit down and talk to wild flowers for a few
minutes, then you might as well
go somewhere and sell life insurance. |
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If you don't know
how, then I will show you. |
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If you don't know
what it is, don't pick it up. |
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If you don't know
what your options are, you don't have any. |
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If you don't know
where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere
else. |
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If you don't learn
from your mistakes, there’s no sense in making them. |
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If you don't like
cops, imagine life without us! |
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If you don't like
it, then don't look. |
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If you don't like
me, Bite Me! |
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If you don't like
my driving, then get the hell off the sidewalk. |
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If you don't like
today, try to miss it. |
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If you don't like
what you are looking at in the mirror, change it. |
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If you don't like
what you see, don’t look! |
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If you don't make
at least one mistake a day, you're not investing enough
in life. |
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If you don't put an
effort into getting what you want, you must put an
effort into coping with
what you get. |
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If you don't put
yourself in a bad situation, you don't have to get out
of one. |
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If you don't smile
and laugh a little, then life has just become twice as
hard. |
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If you don't stand
for something, you'll fall for anything. |
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If you don't take a
chance on love, you will always wonder "what if?" |
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If you don't take
control of your life, someone else will. |
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If you don't use it
in three months, throw it away. |
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If you don't want
me to do it, don't tell me I can't. |
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If you don't want
to get wet, stay on the shore! |
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If you don't want
to know the answer, then don’t ask the question! |
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If you don't want
what you've always got, then quit doing what you've
always done. |
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If you dwell in the
past, your life is history. |
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If you enjoyed it
half as much as me, then I enjoyed it twice as much as
you! |
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If you fail to
prepare, then you've prepared to fail. |
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If you fall off,
get back on. |
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If you find the
right person hold on to them, and cherish them. |
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If you find your
soul mate, hold on tight. There is but one in a
lifetime. |
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If you follow the
herd, guess what you're bound to step in? |
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If you fool around
at the sideshows, you may miss the circus. |
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If you go around
with your head up your butt, things are going to look
really crappy. |
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If you got it,
FLAUNT it! |
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If you got it,
floss it! |
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If you got to go,
you got to go! |
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If you have a
disability and you let it stop you from doing what you
love, then the disability has
the control, not you! |
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If you have a
dislike for the police, then call a friend when you need
help. See if he will lay down
his life for you. |
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If you have built
castles in the air, your work need not be lost. That is
where they should be. |
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If you have helped
change one life, you have helped change the world. |
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If you have not
found anything you are willing to die for, then you are
not really living. |
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If you have the
faith of a mustard seed, nothing will be impossible. |
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If you have to
think about it, it must be wrong. So, by all means,
think about it. |
