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"10 years from now,
what will it matter?" asked Tom physically. |
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"2 teach is 2 touch
a life 4ever," said Tom calculatingly. |
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"A man's goal
should exceed his grasp," Tom said shortly. |
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"A few of these
Swifties are really corny," Tom said absolutely amaized. |
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"Actually, I was
never in it for the money," said Mike communally. |
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"Ah, Man! Someone's
stolen my Milky Way and my Snickers," said Tom holding
no bars. |
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"Ah, my little
Warsaw beauty. I could carry you forever!" Tom said
politely. |
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"All of my beard
burned off," Tom said ashen-faced. |
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"Also, I've also
admired St Ignatius," said Tom loyally. |
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"And I, I took the
path less traveled by," said Tom pathetically. |
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"And pretty maids
all in a row," Tom said linearly. |
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"And that's another
plus for you," said Tom positively. |
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"And that's
pornography," he stated positively. |
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"And they stole my
mallards, too," he added deductively. |
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"And this too shall
pass," said Tom constipatedly. |
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"And to Dot, a lady
of rhythmic motion," Mike responded gracefully. |
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"And what is your
point?" she asked sharply. |
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"And your lower
arm, too," he added radially. |
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"As inconceivable
as it seemed the lovemaking ended prematurely," she said
unexpectedly. |
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"As long as we keep
the left," said Mike radically. |
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"As the glass
tipped precariously one way, then another, the man at
the end of the bar raised his half full glass. "I'll
have another," he said sloshed. |
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"Berlin will always
be an open city," Kennedy said stonewalling. |
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"Bill thinks he's a
good lover," Hillary said quickly. |
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"Breathe in.
Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out," Tom said
aerobically. |
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"Build it and they
will come," said Tom constructively. |
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"But I don't want
to go window shopping before we eat," said Tom tabling
the motion. |
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"But there's
nothing in the tower, " Tom said noblely. |
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"Can I jimmie your
lock?" Tom asked openly. |
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"Can the corny
jokes," Tom said huskily. |
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"Can't be
pornography," she denied technologically. "I don't own a
pornograph." |
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"Can't we get this
balloon to fly any faster," said Tom blowing hot air. |
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"Clothes don't make
the man," said Tom barely. |
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"Coach told me to
tell you when it's your turn to run the race," said Tom
relaying the message. |
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"Come on, you guys.
Row!" she ordered. |
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"Dang! I dropped a
glass!" Tom muttered brokenly. |
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"Darn, I have an
upset tummy and the grass needs mowing," Tom said
turning green. |
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"Did you hear about
the ram who committed suicide? There'll never be another
you," Tom heard someone singing. |
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"Did you see that
halter on her?" Tom asked stopping in his tracks. |
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"Do you know how
much I knead you," said Tom the Baker with feeling. |
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"Do you think you'd
be even the slightest bit interested in this TV
program?" Tom asked remotely. |
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"Dogs are nasty,"
said Dot cattily. |
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"Don't ever call me
just 'average'," Tom said in his regular demeanor. |
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"Don't sweat it,"
Tom said aridly. |
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"Don't talk to me
until you polish the floor again," Tom said rebuffingly. |
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"Don't those guys
look like they're faking it?" Tom asked while wrestling
for an answer. |
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"Don't you have
enough jewelry from QVC?" said Tom ringing out. |
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"Don't you know the
combination?" she asked safely. |
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"Enough of these
barbs about neutrality!" said Tom sitting on the fence. |
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"Everyone must be
afk during spring break," Pam said disconnectedly. |
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"Everyone should
switch to circuit breakers!" Tom said con-fuse-edly. |
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"Ewwwww," Dot said
sheepishly. |
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"Extremism in the
defense of freedom is no vice," said Barry Goldwater
righteously. |
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"Fair weather
friends aren't worth much," Tom said clearly. |
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"Finders keepers,"
Tom said profoundly. |
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"For a seamstress,
your work seems pretty shoddy," Tom said in his cutting
voice. |
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"Forty isn't
old...if you're a tree," Tom said ringing outwardly. |
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"Gee, Steve, we may
have to start a 12-step program called Swifties
Anonymous," Pam said overwhelmingly. |
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"Gosh, what was in
that cigarette?" asked Tom in a high voice. |
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"Haha, I've broken
my arm," said Tom humorously. |
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"Hand me that
knife," said Tom cuttingly. |
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"He insisted on
knowing what kind of mettle I had to demonstrate to win
that Army medal," said Tom avoiding the meddler. |
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"He was a ruptured
Chinaman", said One-hug-low. |
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"Help! We're being
washed over the falls," cried Tom rapidly. |
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"Hey! I think that
guy just picked my pockets," Tom said confoundedly. |
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"Hey, someone just
goosed me," Tom cried foully. |
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"Hi guys! I feel
swell," said Tom waving from his surfboard. |
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"Hmm... thinking it
would be NICE if we lost the Right!" said Dot with a
liberal dose of panache. |
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"How did my name
get brought into this?" the artist formerly known as Dot
asked anonymously. |
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"How do you solve
these algebra problems?" Tom asked alphabetically. |
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"How do you win on
Jeopardy?" Tom asked questioningly. |
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"How would you like
your steak cooked?" asked Tom meting out the meat at the
meeting. |
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"I agree. Time has
been dragging by," Tom seconded. |
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"I always have
trouble thinking of words to use when I play Scrabble,"
Tom said with writer's block. |
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"I always use a
slice toast as a pooper scooper," said Jamanure. |
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"I am a boxer," Tom
said looking him squarely in the eyes. |
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"I am highly
monogamous," said Clinton faithfully. |
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"I am just a poor
school teacher," said Mike lacking capital. |
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"I ate 144 of
them," Tom said grossly. |
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"I believe I can
close that deal on the purchase of the local tavern,"
said Tom actively bargaining. |
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"I believe she'll
be able to transcribe my messages," Tom predicted. |
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"I bet I just set a
record!" said Tom loading his jukebox in record time. |
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"I bet I won't ever
wait to the last minute to get a date again," Tom
promised. |
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"I bet you can't
eat just one," Tom said in his chipper voice. |
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"I can climb this
by myself," said Tom unilaterally. |
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"I can get more
done if I wear coveralls," Tom said overall. |
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"I can make a ton
of money if I become a locksmith," said Tom all keyed
up. |
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"I can make some
extra money during deer season cutting meat," Tom said
cleverly. |
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"I can memorize
this," Tom rote. |
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"I can send signals
with damp wood," said Tom blowing smoke. |
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"I can waltz
through this," said Tom as he entered the 12-step
program. |
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"I can't believe
how the March Madness games ended," Tom said angrily. |
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"I can't believe
they made me put out my cigar at that restaurant," Tom
said still fuming. |
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"I can't believe
THIS is your favorite candy bar!" she snickered. |
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"I can't buy that
salt mine," said Tom with his hopes dashed. |
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"I can't find my
clothes," Tom barely said as he rose swiftly from his
bed. |
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"I can't get
motivated to finish this flowerbed," Tom said
lackadaisically. |
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"I can't go
anywhere fun since the police gave me this tracking
apparatus to wear," said Tom mumbling about his device. |
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"I can't type in
chatrooms very fast," Tom said digitally. |
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"I can't wait to
get back to the US," Evan said Haitiing every day over
there. |
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"I could eat a 1/4
of a bushel of that," Tom said peckishly. |
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"I didn't expect
her to win. I was supposed to!" she said upset. |
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"I didn't get
Ositito's last Swiftie," Dot whispered acquisitively. |
