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"Jan, you can't eat
that jellyfish," Pam said spinelessly. |
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"Jane! You're
burning the candle at both ends," Pam said wickedly. |
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"Jane, this is for
being topical," Pam said murderously. |
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"John Anderson for
President!" said Tom moderately. |
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"Just obey good
laws," said the bearded one in the far left corner of
the room. |
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"Just shave my
whole head," Tom told the barber fuzzily. |
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"Just the fax, Ma'm,"
said Tom waiting for an answer. |
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"Kiss me
goodnight," he said peckishly. |
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"Let me entertain
you," Dot barely said. |
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"Let's go ahead and
put our quarters on the pool table and get in line to
play so we can play soon," Tom said queuing up. |
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"Let's go to a
party," said Tom bashfully. |
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"Let's go to the
flea market Saturday," said Tom bugging me to go. |
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"Let's see. I've
put the parsley, rosemary, and thyme into the stuffing.
What's missing?" Tom inquired sagely. |
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"Let's see. What
kinds of finger foods and snacks do you like best?
foot-long hotdogs, ButterFingers, Fritos or Cheetos?"
Tom asked while digitizing the answers into the
computer. |
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"Let's watch Green
Bay lose," Tom said cutting the cheese. |
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"Looks good from
behind," Tom analyzed. |
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"Looks like the
screen-saver is working fine," said Tom monitoring the
results. |
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"LOUD? Who says I'm
loud?" Mike barely whispered. |
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"Making homemade
pickles is a lot of work," Tom said cumbersomely. |
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"Man! Oh Man! Oh
Man! You're doing one of Bacon's plays," she gushed
excitedly. |
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"Man, I tried to
get a date and got turned down ten times," Tom said
feeling the tension. |
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"Man, Steve got on
a roll," Tom said Swiftly. |
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"Mr. Dillon, Mr.
Dillon, I'm tired," said Chester limply. |
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"My baking business
is doing great," Tom said flourishing. |
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"My bra is too
small," she said smothering her words. |
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"My car seems to be
stuck in reverse," said Tom backwardly. |
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"My clothes no
longer cling," she said ecstatically. |
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"My girlfriend is a
perfect '10'," Tom said counting his blessings. |
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"My glasses seem to
be on backwards," said Tom eyeing himself. |
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"My hard drive has
crashed," he said limply. |
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"My lips are
sealed," Tom mumbled. |
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"My pampas grass
makes my yard look better than my neighbors' yards," Tom
said pompously. |
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"My sinuses are
bothering me," Tom said stuffily. |
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"My underwear is
way too small," Tom said tightly. |
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"My washing machine
is not cleaning my clothes like it should," Tom said
agitatedly. |
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"My wife and I just
had quadruplets," Tom said brooding. |
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"National affairs
are regularly covered by the media," Tom reported. |
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"Nice clothes,"
said Tom suitably. |
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"No thanks, I've
already used a different one," Mike replied tidily. |
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"No, let's watch
the Denver Broncos win," Jan said hoarsely. |
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"No, the prisoners
don't do prose. They do poetry," said Tom conversely. |
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"No. I have to go
to the gym first!" Tom said firmly. |
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"Nobody believes
that I saw a UFO and was abducted," Tom said alienated. |
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"Now my clothes
don't cling anymore," Tom said ecstatically. |
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"Now, where ARE
those silvery-spangled New Year's Eve shoes!" said the
mistress pointedly as
she inched her way through the hotel room, feeling like
a heel for doing so. |
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"O, Y G! U C, I M
4 U NE Time. U R GR8," said Tom alphabetically. |
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"Oh my. I believe
that atom just lost an electron," Tom said negatively. |
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"Oh no! I think
you've broken your upper arm bone," Tom said humorously. |
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"Oh, golly. I've
burned myself," Tom said charily. |
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"Oh, wait. Here's
my homepage," Tom recited. |
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"Oh. I'm just
losing weight easily," Tom said lightly. |
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"OK, wise guys. Who
chopped up the jalapenos and put 'em in my sub
sandwich?" Tom asked heatedly. |
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"Once again, Tyson
has bearded his opponent," the TV announced while Tom
spun around,
almost eerily, in the barber chair. |
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"One of my favorite
singers of the 60's was Maryann," Tom said faithfully. |
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"Only in my heart,"
said Carter lustily. |
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"Oops! I may have
had one beer too many," said Tom beerating himself
tonight. |
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"Oops! I've
swallowed my glasses," said Tom spectacularly. |
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"Oops. The wind
died," said Tom disgustedly. |
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"Pam, your shirt is
wrinkled!" Dot said ironically. |
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"Pam's got to be
the number one bookie in that district," said Tom
betting his paycheck. |
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"Quit calling me a
little banty rooster," Tom said fighting mad. |
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"Quit calling me
crazy. I am NOT a lunatic," Tom said fully mooning us. |
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"Quit strumming on
the table," Tom harped. |
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"Rah! Yeah, team!"
she said cheerfully. |
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"Run, Spot, run,"
Tom said verbally. |
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"Scotch on the
rocks," he said icily. |
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"Selling hotdogs
will produce greater profits," Tom said frankly. |
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"Shakespeare wrote
wonderful comedies," said Tom playfully. |
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"She's a knockout!"
Tom said stunned. |
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"Sit down, sit
down, sit down, sit down, sit down you're rockin' the
boat!" Tom sang craftily. |
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"Snow time to feel
flaky," said Tom white in the face. |
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"Some of you keep
repeating yourselves," she reiterated. |
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"Somehow, I don't
think this will work being a taxi driver," Tom said
looking out from his 18 wheeler cab. |
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"Someone removed
all the twos from this deck," Tom deduced. |
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"Someone's deleted
my web page," Tom said excitedly. |
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"Someone's
following me," said Tom doggedly. |
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"Someone's taken my
bulbs," Tom cried delightedly. |
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"Someone's taken my
sewing gear," said Tom needlessly. |
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"Someone's taken my
weed," cried Tom disjointedly. |
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"Something's wrong
with my bicycle tire," Tom spoke. |
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"Something's wrong
with my SCUBA gear," he said breathlessly. |
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"Sounds like a
triple pointer to me," she said expectedly. |
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"Speaking of waves,
it's my favorite detergent," Tom said tidally. |
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"Spring is over,"
Tom summarized. |
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"Stampede coming,"
Tom heard. |
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"Sweet sixteen and
never been kissed," Tom said pristinely. |
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"That great sudden
death game will go down in history," said Tom
timelessly. |
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"That hole you're
digging looks ominous," said Tom gravely. |
|
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"That is obviously
a Gothic spire," said Tom pointedly. |
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"That takes the
bacon," said Tom decidedly. |
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"That U-2 was on a
weather flight," said Ike baldly. |
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"That used car is a
real steal," Tom snorted ironically. |
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"That vixen will
never cool down," said Lady Margaret haughtily. |
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"That was nice of
you to send me those cherries," Tom said cordially. |
|
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"That was sure a
good sandwich," Tom said heroically. |
|
|
"That's 6-0, 6-0,
6-0," said Tom matching his previous best score. |
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"The cheese is
ground fine enough," Tom said gratefully. |
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"The drycleaners
did a terrible job on my suit. I'll have to take it back
to them," Tom said repressively. |
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"The president is
entirely monogamous," said his wife hillaryously. |
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"The serious plays
were better," she replied tragically. |
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"The stock market
is doing not so good," Tom said standard and poorly. |
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"The storm's
coming. Run for cover!" Tom thundered. |
