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Laughter is the best medicine. |
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Laughter keeps you young and
alive. |
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Learn something new every day. |
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Let's have some fun! |
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Let's not, and say we did. |
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Life has a way of creating
roadblocks on the journey that become building blocks to
our future. |
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Life is best lived in the company
of a child. |
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Life is great when you have a
great baby! |
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Life is not a dress rehearsal! |
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Life is not measured by the number
of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our
breath away. |
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Life is too short to be so grumpy.
Take the good with the bad, and make the best out of it! |
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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert
first! |
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Life's a costume party. Dress
accordingly! |
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Live so that when your children
think of fairness, caring and integrity, they will think
of you. |
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Live within your harvest. |
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Love is a fire. Whether it will
warm your heart or burn your house down, one can never
tell. |
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Love is a verb, not something you
make, fall into or receive. It's behavior. Without
admiration and respect, there is no love. |
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Love is like sand. If you hold on
to it too tight, it might slip away. |
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Love is the irresistible desire to
be desired irresistibly. |
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Make a difference, everyday! |
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Make sure that everyday you do at
least one thing that gives you joy. |
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Make the world a better place.
Give more than you get. |
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Make this life memorable! |
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May the sun always shine upon your
face and the wind be forever at your back. |
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May you always find three welcomes
in life…in a garden during summer, at a fireside during
winter, and whatever the day or season in the kind eyes
of a friend. |
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May your heart's flame be your
guiding light! |
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Maybe later. |
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Mmmm. Yummy. |
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Money is everything, until you
don't have any! |
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Monkey see. Monkey do! |
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Most women like simple things…like
men! |
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Motherhood is bliss. |
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Move it or lose it, sister! |
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Much wants more and ends up with
nothing! |
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MUST you do that? |
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My family comes first. |
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My kids are my life. |
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My life would be perfect, if I
just had a few more hours in the day. |
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Naptown, forever! |
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Never forget your ancestors.
Without them, you would be no one! |
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Never say never. |
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Never say with words what can be
better expressed with a flame thrower. |
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Never take candy from a stranger. |
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Never think that it won't happen
to you. It always will. |
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Never try to pop the top off of
something that can be twisted. |
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Never underestimate the power of a
smile. |
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Never underestimate the power of
stupid people in large groups. |
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No man is an island, but I wish
sometimes they were all on one. |
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No one ever died saying "I wish I
kept a cleaner house". |
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No running in the house! |
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Nobody ever said life was fair. |
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Nobody on their deathbed ever
wished they spent more time at the office. |
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Not now. I have a headache. |
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Nothing is as bad as it seems. |
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Now, that's what I'm talkin'
'bout! |
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Obstacles are put in our way to
see if we really want something or if we just thought we
did! |
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Of course, I don't look busy. I
did it right the first time. |
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Ok. What is this in the fridge,
and why does the mom have to clean it up? |
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One day your prince will come.
Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too
stubborn to ask for directions! |
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One hundred years from now it will
not matter what kind of car I drove or what kind of
house I lived in, but the world will be a better place
because I was important in the life of a child! |
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Opportunity only knocks once.
Temptation leans on the doorbell. |
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Our greatest glory consists not of
falling, but in rising every time we fall. |
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People need to be as faithful as
their pets. |
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Please be patient. God isn't
finished with me yet. |
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Practice what you preach. Your
children may not listen, but they sure do watch! |
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Quit bein' UGLY! |
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Real tears are not those that fall
from the eyes and cover the face, but those that fall
from the heart and cover the soul. |
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Rearview mirrors are for those who
can't get out of the past. |
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Relax and take a deep breath.
Nothing is all that bad! |
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Remember, your kids are only this
age once. Enjoy them. |
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Respect yourself, before you wreck
yourself! |
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Rest is the basis of activity. |
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Save the drama for your Mama. |
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Say what you mean, and mean what
you say. |
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Serenity NOW! |
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Shame on you if you fool me once.
Shame on me if you fool me twice! |
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Shop 'til you drop! |
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Simplicity is the sign of
perfection. |
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Sin will take you farther than you
want to go, keep you longer than you want to stay, and
cost you more than you want to pay. |
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Sleep while you can. |
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Sleep? What is sleep? |
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Sleeping kids are good kids. |
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Small people always do that, but
the really great make you feel that you, too, can become
great. |
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Smile. It makes people wonder what
you have been doing. |
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Snap out of it! |
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Some people have thousands of
reasons why they cannot do what they want. All they need
is one reason why they can. |
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Some people own cats and go on to
live normal lives. |
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Sometimes the heart sees what is
invisible to the eyes. |
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Spark it up, sparky. |
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Speak softly and carry a big
stick. |
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Stand up for what you believe in,
even if you stand alone. |
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Stay young long enough to
embarrass your kids by riding faster and playing better
music. |
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Stop it! |
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STOP SCREAMING! |
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Stupid is as stupid does. |
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Sure men work harder than women,
because women do it right the first time. |
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Take lots of pictures! |
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Thank you, Lord, for my BABIES! |
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The best kind of love is the love
of your child. |
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The future's so bright, I gotta
wear shades. |
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The gene pool could use a little
chlorine. |
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The greatest power is often simple
patience. |
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The more I know, the less I
understand. |
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The one thing you can give and yet
always keep is your word! |
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The only safe sex is no sex. |
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The only stupid questions are the
questions that aren't asked. |
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The positive side to feeling empty
is that you can fill it with anything. |
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The problem with people who have
no vices is that, generally, you can be pretty sure
they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. |
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The real art of conversation is
not only to say the right thing in the right place, but
also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most
tempting moment. |
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The real menace in dealing with a
five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to
sound like a five-year-old. |
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The secret of contentment lies not
in possessing many things, but in wanting few things. |
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The solution to a problem is as
close as your knees are to the floor. |
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The trick is what one emphasizes.
We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves
strong. The amount of effort is the same. |
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There are 3 kinds of people…those
that can count, and those that cannot. |
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There is nothing so wonderful as
the unconditional love of a child. |
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There's no place like home. |
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They may drive you crazy at times,
but kids are GREAT! |
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They say life begins at 40, but
they don't tell you what the quality of that life may
be! |
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This is a Kodak moment! |
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This too shall pass. |
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Those who bring sunshine to the
lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. |
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Through eyes of love, all things
have a new meaning. |
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Time flies when you're spoiling
someone else's fun. |
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Timing is everything. |
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To be wildly successful you need
to have some wild expectations and goals! |
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To the world you are just someone,
but to someone you are the world. |
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To wish you were someone else is
to waste the person you are! |
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Tomorrow's another day. |
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Tough times don't last. Tough
people do! |
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Treasure your children for what
they are, not for what you want them to be. |
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True friends are those who, when
you've made a fool of yourself, don't think you've done
a permanent job. |
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Trust and love your friends. They
will get you through the darkest times of your life. |
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Trust in your belief system and
ALWAYS in your intuition! |
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Two wrongs don't make a right! |
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Wash your hands and say your
prayers, 'cause germs and Jesus are everywhere. |
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We are all dysfunctional. Get over
it! |
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We have enough youth. How about a
fountain of SMART? |
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We never fail in life. We just
take the scenic route. |
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Welcome to life. |
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Well, I'm not thrilled. |
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Well, stare! |
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What a cutie! |
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What do you mean I have an
attitude? |
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What doesn't kill you can only
make you stronger. |
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What part of "NO" don't you
understand? |
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When I thought I finally had a
handle on life, it fell off. |
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Where is the clearance rack? |
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Where's my keys? |
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Whoever doesn't believe in love at
first sight has never been a parent! |
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Who's mess is this? |
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Why can't we all just get along? |
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Will you two knock it off! |
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Wow! |
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You are a child of God. Call Home! |
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You are never fully dressed
without a smile! |
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You can tell a lot about a man by
the way he handles a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled
X-mas tree lights. |
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You can't change your destination
overnight, but you can change your direction overnight! |
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You don't know how much you can
love something, until you have a child! |
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You just can't. |
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You know that goes in the laundry
basket. |
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You know what I mean? |
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You know you are in love when you
fall asleep in each others arms, and you wake up in each
other's dreams. |
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You laugh because I am different.
I laugh because you are the same. |
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You snooze, you lose. |
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You think I'm crazy, huh? |
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You'll learn someday. |
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You're grounded! |
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You're just jealous that the
voices talk to me! |
