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Fountain of Wisdom: Engineers
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Americans' favorite inspirational, motivational funny sayings, phrases and quotes from engineers and others in related engineering professions from all over the U.S.

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Get busy living, or get busy dying.
Get in the HOLE…golf, that is!
Get in, shut up, and hang on.
Get off my road!
Get on your feet! Get up and make it happen!
Get over yourself!
Getting older is hard work.
Give people a chance.
"God does not play dice with the world." --- Albert Einstein
God does not put anything on us we can't handle.
God helps those who help themselves.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things and I am so far behind right now that I will never die.
GOD...FAMILY...COUNTRY...BUSINESS...I'll defend the first three with my life.
Good things come to those who wait!
Grab the brass ring, but be sure of what you're grabbing!
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." ---Albert Einstein
Hang in there!
Happiness is doing what is right.
Have a cold glass of SHUT the hell up!
He had too many issues, so I cancelled his subscription.
He lived in honor. He died in honor. He earned the grand old name of "gentleman".
He who can laugh at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
He who has the most stuff when he dies wins!
He who never makes mistakes, usually never makes anything.
He who tries and fails is happier than he who regrets never trying.
Honesty, Trust, and Patience are the keys to anything you want out of life!
Hope is just another undelivered letter by the postman of my fear.
How about never? Is that good for you?
How can you tell when a poker player is lying? His lips are moving.
How's she goin'?
"I always prefer to believe the best of everybody. It saves so much time." --- Kipling
I am going to close my eyes and make all the bad people go away.
I am prepared to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter!
I am so multi-faceted, that I am almost a sphere.
I am the only guy I know that can get out of line in a one-car funeral.
I could insult your intelligence, but then you probably wouldn't understand the insult.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
  I do not fear people who know what they are doing, and I don't fear people who don't know what they are doing. It is the ones that THINK they know what they are doing that scare the hell out of me!
I don't know about ignorance, and I don't care about apathy, but I absolutely will not put up with intolerance.
I don't make plans. I improvise.
I don't mind that women leave me, but what really bugs me is when they tell me WHY.
I feel the need…the need for SPEED!
I have not yet begun to procrastinate!
"I have nothing but respect for you, and very little of that!" --- Groucho Marx
  I know you believe you think you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend your right to say it.
I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.
"I remembered, but I forgot." --- LeRoy Anderson
I smile, because I've been driven insane.
I think I can fix that.
"I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." --- Robert Frost
I want to know the thoughts of God…the rest are just details.
I was homeless once, but didn't want anyone to know. So, I slept in front of a Ticketmaster.
I wish I had done it sooner.
I wish I had said that.
I wish I were rich, instead of good looking.
I wonder how deep the ocean would be without sponges.
I would rather be hated for being myself than to be loved for something I am not.
I'd rather be lucky than good.
I'd rather be sorry for something I did, than something I didn't do.
If a man cannot keep pace with his companions, perhaps it's because he hears the beat of a different drummer.
If all things are possible, then nothing is a possibility.
If all you have is a hammer, everything tends to look like a nail.
If at first you don't succeed, get another orange.
If at first you don't succeed, READ THE DIRECTIONS!
If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
If at first you succeed, you should have tried sooner.
If everyone would concentrate on the important things in life, there would be a shortage of fishing rods!
If God can deal with eternity, I can handle today!
If I can lay my head down at night with no regrets, it was a good day.
If I don't step over the line every once in a while, how will I know where it is?
If I only knew back then, what I know now.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
If it ain't broke, give me a minute.
If it can be done, I can do it!
If it doesn't fit, force it!
If it isn't broken, don't fix it. Just modify the heck out of it.
If it were easy, everyone would do it.
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
If it's not life threatening, then don't worry about it.
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right!
If Mama ain't happy...ain't nobody happy.
If Man did not have a God, he would have found the need to invent one.
If quitters never win and winners never quit, then who came up with "quit while you're ahead."
If the engine of life stalls, give it a while. You probably flooded it!
If the script is wrong, change it.
If there is nothing to die for, then there is nothing to live for, either.
If things don't change, they'll remain the same.
If trains stop at train stations, what happens at workstations?
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" --- Albert Einstein
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride.
If you always tell the truth, you never have to remember anything.
If you can guess when rocks were secret weapons, then you guessed my age.
If you can't bite, don't growl.
If you can't laugh at yourself, you've got a problem.
If you come to a fork in the road, pick it up.
If you don't ask, the answer is automatically "No".
If you don't have motion, you're just a civil engineer.
If you don't have time to make it right the first time, when are you going to have time to correct it?
  If you don't have time to sit down and talk to wild flowers for a few minutes, then you might as well go somewhere and sell life insurance.
If you don't know how, then I will show you.
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
If you don't put an effort into getting what you want, you must put an effort into coping with what you get.
If you don't put yourself in a bad situation, you don't have to get out of one.
If you never try to do better, you'll never know how well you could have done!
If you still believe in stereotypes, you haven't met me.
If you want it done right, let me do it.
If you want it, it's worth working for.
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your Plan for Life.
If you want to ruin a great passion, just try earning a living doing it!
If your problems seem large look into the sky, and see how insignificant they are.
If you're going to get on it, you better stay on it.
If you're not in the lead, you're eating dust.
If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
If you're not playing with a full deck, don't shuffle in public.

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