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Ignorance is like
dirt…it got all over everyone when we were created.
Thank God some of us learned how to bathe! |
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Ignorance unto
itself is not dangerous. Being unaware of one's
ignorance is. |
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Ignore that man
behind the curtain! |
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I'll be the judge
of that. |
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I'll get to it
later. |
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I'm fine as frog
hair. |
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I'm here to put you
back on schedule. |
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I'm not compulsive.
I just like everything to be perfect! |
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I'm not old. I'm
experienced. |
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I'm not trying to
change the world. I'm just trying to keep the world from
changing me. |
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In matters of
principle, stand like a rock. ---Thomas Jefferson |
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In the immortal
words of Einstein, "I said what?" |
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Inch by inch is a
cinch. Yard by yard, and it's very hard. |
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Intelligence is
potential, knowledge is power, and wisdom is divine. |
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Invest your life in
the things that last. |
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Is it because light
travels faster than sound that most people appear smart,
until they speak? |
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Is it Friday yet? |
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Is it movement or
is it action? Is it contact or just reaction? Revolution
or just resistance? Is it living or just existence? It
takes a little more persistence, to get up and go the
distance. |
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"It does not take
sharp eyes to see the sun and the moon, nor does it take
sharp ears to hear the thunder clap. Wisdom is not
obvious. You must see the subtle and notice the hidden
to be victorious." --- Sun Szu |
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It doesn't matter
what you do. As long as you do it better than anyone
else, you'll be successful. |
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It is better to ask
for forgiveness than to ask for permission. |
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It is better to
have lived than not to have lived at all. |
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"It is hard to beat
a person who never gives up." --- Babe Ruth |
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It is impossible to
overestimate the unimportance of most things in our
lives. |
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It is necessary to
know where we come from, in order to know where we are
going. |
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It is only by
exceeding one's limits that a person can define them. |
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It is the fool who
thinks he's wise, but the wise man knows he's a fool. |
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"It is the mark of
an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought
without accepting it."
--- Aristotle |
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It isn't that life
is so short. It's just that you're dead for so long! |
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It may be your sole
purpose in life is to simply serve as a warning to
others. |
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It takes more than
8 seconds to have a good ride. |
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It was not into
your ear that I whispered, but into your heart. It was
not into your eyes that I gazed, but into your soul. |
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It was working fine
until you fixed it! |
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It's a dog-eat-dog
world, and sometimes I feel like I'm wearing Milk Bone
boxer shorts. |
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It's a hardware
glitch. We don't make miostakes. |
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It's but a flesh
wound! |
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It's just another
day that ends in y. |
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It's never too late
to learn. |
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It's nice to be
important, but it's more important to be nice. |
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It's not a six
pack. It's a support group! |
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It's not how far
you fall, but how high you bounce back. |
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It's not the fall
but the sudden stop that hurts you. |
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It's only a model. |
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It's the little
things that mean the most. Dynamite comes in small
packages. |
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I've been called
worse by better! |
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I've got five on
it. |
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Just because
something is a fact does not make it right. |
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Just when you think
you have everything foolproof, you find a really
talented fool. |
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Keep your spokes
tight! |
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Laugh, and the
world laughs with you. Cry, and you get a runny nose. |
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Lay down with dogs,
and you might get up with fleas! |
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Leave well enough
alone. |
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Let your conscience
be your guide. |
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Let's get started. |
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Life doesn't start
get interesting until you least expect it. |
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Life is 10% what
happens to us and 90% how we react to it. |
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"Life is a comedy
to those who think, and a tragedy to those who feel."
--- Horace Walpole, 1776 |
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Life is a game.
Some people just don't play by the same rules. |
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Life is a stage you
walk across only once. STRUT! |
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Life is a test. So
far, I'm still reviewing for it. |
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Life is just
getting better. |
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Life is like a
circus. Try not to be the clown. |
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Life is like a roll
of toilet paper. It's only so long, and can only be used
once. |
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Life is like a
roller coaster... ups and downs, but always worth
trying. |
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"Life is short, but
of everlasting value. It contains the seed of eternity".
---St. Francis de Sales |
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Life is too short
to get hung up on details. |
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"Life is under no
obligation to give us what we expect (or want)." ---
Margaret Mitchell |
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Life is what
happens while you're making other plans. |
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Life is what you
make it. |
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Life without
knowledge is death in disguise! |
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Life's tough, but
it's tougher if you're stupid. |
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Lighten up.
Happiness is a brisk walk away from sadness. |
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Live for today.
Save for tomorrow! |
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Live your life so
that you wouldn't be afraid to give your parrot to the
town gossip. |
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"Living on the edge
is perilous, but the view more than compensates." ---
Cassettari |
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Look before you put
your car in gear! |
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Love is truly a
friendship...that's on FIRE! |
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Make no small
plans. They have no magic to stir the soul. |
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"Man will
occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
time he will pick himself up and continue on." ---
Winston Churchill |
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"Many people know
who you may appear to be, but few sense who you really
are." --- Machiavelli |
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Many things in this
world are opened by mistake, but none so many as the
mouth. |
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Marriage has a way
of making you want your rib back. |
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"Marriage is a
great institution, but I'm not ready for an
institution." --- Mae West |
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Marriage is like a
vaccination...after a few, one should work. |
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May the Great
Spirit watch over you, as long as the grass grows and
the water flows. |
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Memories are the
markers of the journey through life. |
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Minds are like
parachutes. They only function when open. |
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Most people would
succeed in small things if they were not troubled with
great ambitions. |
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Never forget where
you came from. One day, you may just be that person
holding a sign on the street. |
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Never get your
honey where you get your money. |
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Never met a meal I
didn't like. |
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"Never pass up the
chance to 'shut up'." ---Mark Twain |
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Never play leap
frog with a unicorn. |
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Never retreat. |
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Never say die! |
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Never settle for
anything less than the best. |
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Never shoot your
pack horse. |
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Never stop
learning. |
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Never underestimate
the power of human stupidity. |
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Never underestimate
the power of stupid people in large groups. |
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Never underestimate
the power of stupid people...period. |
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No I'm not crazy,
but I am a carrier! |
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"No man is free
until he conquers himself." --- Thomas O'Shaughnessy |
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No matter how bad
today is...the sun will come up tomorrow. |
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No one dies a
virgin. Life screws us all. |
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No one is perfect,
until you fall in love with them. |
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No two things are
more precious in life than good health and true love. |
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None of the secrets
of success will work, unless you do. |
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Normal people worry
me. |
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Not every one can
learn from other peoples' mistakes. Some of us have to
be the other people. |
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Not everything that
glitters is gold. |
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Not the brightest
crayon in the box, are we? |
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Nothing is more
rewarding than watching someone who says it can't be
done... get interrupted by someone already doing it. |
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Now is the time to
live your ideals. |
