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Obstacles are those
frightful things you see when you take your eyes off
your goal. |
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Of course, I don't
look busy. I did it right the first time. |
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Okay...are you guys
ready yet? |
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Once you know what
the magician knows, it's not magic anymore. |
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"One cannot consent
to creep when one feels the impulse to soar." --- Helen
Keller |
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One clone is good.
Five thousand eight hundred sixty is even better! |
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One should not be
quoted until wisdom sets in. |
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One's mind is like
a parachute. It won't work, unless you open it. |
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Only boring people
get bored. |
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Oops! |
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Open your mind to
knowledge, and wisdom will walk right in. |
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Otis has some
trouble in his brain. |
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Our dreams are the
links to our past, present and future if only we pay
attention. |
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Paid the rent. Paid
the truck note. Paid the bills. Six pack of cold beer...
life is good! |
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"Pain, sorrow, and
suffering are but the kiss of Jesus." --- Mother Teresa,
1983 |
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"Part of survival
is not killing yourself." --- Ed Vedder |
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"People are about
as happy as they decide to be." --- Abraham Lincoln |
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People are
basically stupid. Give them a chance, and they'll prove
it every time. |
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Performance is a
function of repetitive exercising. |
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Perseverance is not
a long race. It is many short races one after another. |
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Persistence,
determination, ingenuity and prayer will solve any
problem. |
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Pobody's Nerfect! |
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Power without
control is nothing. |
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Practice what you
preach. |
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Procrastination is
the thief of time. Do it NOW. |
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Profanity is used
by simple minds trying to express simple thought. |
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Protect us. Keep us
safe and strong through our journeys called life. Let us
land softly in the solitude of our thoughts. Let us
embrace our passions and let our paths cross again. We
travel for reasons revealed as we go. |
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Quotes are for
people who have nothing to say. |
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Quoting other
people is for those who can't think for themselves. |
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Rain is caused by
low pressure areas, cold fronts, and weekends. |
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Reach for the moon.
If you miss, you'll still be among the stars. |
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Reap the whirlwind! |
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Remember the walls
you build not only keep others out, but also keep you
in. |
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Remember who you
are. |
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Remember your
dreams, and don't forget to follow them. |
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Remember, the
computer was put in to save you time. |
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Ride with the wind
where there are no fences. |
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"Risk takers often
fail. So do morons. In practice, it's difficult to sort
them out." --- S. Adams |
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Say what you mean,
and mean what you say. |
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Scream, and people
run from you. Whisper, and people move closer to hear
what you have to say. |
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Second place is the
first loser! |
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"Seek first to
understand, then to be understood." --- Steven Covey |
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Share what you
know, and learn what you don't. |
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Show me the money! |
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Show me who you
walk with, and I'll tell you who you are. |
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Simplicity is
beyond the capability of experts. |
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So, pardon me while
I burst into flames. |
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Softball is life.
Everything else is a distraction. |
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Some days you get
the elevator...some days the shaft. |
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Some men see things
as they are and say, " Why?" I dream of things that
never were and say, "Why not?" |
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Some of the most
beautiful things in life can't be touched...only felt by
the heart. |
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Some people are
wise. Some are otherwise. |
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Sometimes great
lovers start out as friends. |
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Sometimes you are
the bug. Sometimes you are the windshield. |
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Sometimes, I feel
like two-thirds Rice Krispies…past Snap and Crackle, but
just shy of Pop! |
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"Speak softly and
carry a big stick." --- Theodore Roosevelt |
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Step by step, one
climbs tall mountains. |
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Stick to your
convictions, but abandon you assumptions. |
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Stupid hurts! |
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Success breeds
success! |
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Success is the best
revenge! |
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Surgeon General has
determined Life causes Death! |
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Thank God for the
last minute. Otherwise, a lot of stuff wouldn't get
done. |
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"That things are
difficult is not why we do not try. Either, that we do
not try is why things are difficult." --- Seneca |
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That's life. |
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"The best and most
beautiful thing in the world cannot be touched or even
seen. It must be felt by the heart." --- Helen Keller |
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The best prophet of
the future is the past. |
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The best things in
life are not things. |
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The body will
achieve what the mind can conceive! |
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The daily beatings
will continue until morale improves. |
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The devil will find
work for idle hands to do. |
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"The difference
between a successful person and others is not a lack of
strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of
will." --- Vince Lombardi |
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The flame that
burns twice as bright lasts half as long. |
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The fruit is out on
the limb. |
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The government that
provides everything you need can take away everything
you have. |
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"The greatest
pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot
do." --- Bagehot |
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The greatest human
temptation is to settle for too little. |
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"The heights by
which great men have reached and kept were not attained
in sudden flight, but they, while others slept, toiled
upward through the night." --- St. Augustine |
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The highest
function of language is to reveal to us indefinable
connections...those moments when we understand but know
not why. |
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"The human race has
one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." --
-Mark Twain |
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The inherent vice
of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The
inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of
misery. |
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The intensity of
love is bound only by the limits set by the hearts
involved. |
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The journey is the
goal. |
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The last 5% takes
25% of the time, or, it is not over till it is over. |
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The longest journey
begins with but a single step. |
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The more I drink,
the better you look. So, I think I'll have another beer! |
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"The most beautiful
thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
true source of all art and science." --- Albert Einstein |
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"The most regretful
people on earth are those who felt the call to creative
work, who felt their own creative power restive and
uprising, and gave it neither power nor time." --- Mary
Oliver |
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The next time you
think you're perfect, try walking on water! |
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"The old man said
to me, 'Long before these crowded streets, here stood my
dreaming tree'." -- DMB |
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The only constant
is change. |
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The only difference
between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you
use them! |
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The only goals I
cannot accomplish are the ones that are not yet in my
line of sight! |
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The only
interesting answers are those that defy the question. |
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The only
justification for looking down on someone is to pick him
up. |
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"The only purpose
for which power can be rightfully exercised over any
member of a civilized community, against his will, is to
prevent harm to others." --- John Stuart Mill (on
Liberty) |
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The only thing
requiring payback is a good deed. |
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The only things
that can be truly wasted are time and opportunity. |
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The race is not
always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. |
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The smallest good
deed is better than the greatest good intention. |
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The strongest reed
is found in swift water! |
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The stupid shall be
punished. |
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The stupidest
question is the one never asked. |
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The sun is ALWAYS
shining on the TOP of the cloud! |
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The true search for
quietness can fill you with all the beautiful sounds of
life. |
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The true test of
character is how we behave when we don't know what to
do. |
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The universe is an
infinite field of consciousness, thus we manifest what
we hold in our minds. |
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"The way of
thinking which raised the current questions is not
sufficient to answer them."
--- Albert Einstein |
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The way to a
woman's heart is through her mind. |
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The worst thing
about being a good sport is that you have to lose to
prove it. |
