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Fountain of Wisdom: Law Enforcement
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Americans' favorite inspirational, motivational funny sayings, phrases and quotes from policemen, deputies and other law enforcement officers from all over the U.S.

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Keep ‘em between the ditches.
Keep running your mouth. It’s going to take a while to write all this up anyway.
Keep smiling, because the worst anyone can say to you is NO.
Keep smiling.
Keep the rubber side down and the shiny side up.
Keep up the fight. We’re walking a thin blue line!
Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.
Keep your head down!
Keep your powder dry and your scopes sighted in.
Kids are 27% of the population, but 100% of the future.
Knowledge is power.
Knowledge is power. Get some.
Knowledge replaces fear.
Knowledge coupled with ability and a will to use it, equal success.
Laws are only as good as the one who is enforcing them!
Lawyer: Were you shot in the fracas? Witness: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.
Lead, follow or get the h#!! out of my way.
Leaders are like eagles. They don't flock. You find them one at a time.
Let me guess. You've had two beers?
Let me put my handcuffs on you.
Let the Big Dog hunt!
Let’s do it.
Let's hook ‘em up!
Let's ride!
Let's take a "BITE" out of crime!  I'll clock ‘em and stop ‘em. You cuff ‘em and stuff ‘em!
Lie to others if you must, but NEVER to yourself.
Life brings questions that can never be explained.
Life can be created or dealt with. Either way, you control destiny.
Life goes on!
Life has a certain flavor the protected will never know.
Life has two speeds…ON and OFF.
Life is an eight second ride, so make the best of it.
Life is freedom on the open road.
Life is GREAT, and now I can explore all that I have missed.
Life is hard by the yard, but by the inch it’s a cinch.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends upon what you put into it!
Life is not a problem to solve, but a mystery to live.
Life is nothing but throwing away opportunities and keeping others.
Life is short, and so am I.
Life is short, so live it up now.
Life is too short to be filled with hatred.
Life is too short to dance with ugly girls.
Life is too short to go around unhappy.
Life is too short to hold a grudge.
Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you're stupid!
Life is tough. Get used to it.
Life without passion is lifelessness.
Life's a dance you learn as you go.
Life's truest happiness is found in the friendships we make along the way.
Live as if there is no tomorrow.
Live each day to the fullest.
Live for today. Tomorrow may never get here.
Live life to its fullest, and do your very best with the cards you're dealt!
Live life to its fullest, for life is like sand. It blows away before you can catch up to it.
Live life to the fullest, and chase ‘em until you catch them.
Live life without a road map. It's more fun that way!
Live life!
Live one day at a time.
Live so your autograph will be wanted, not your fingerprints.
Live, love and laugh.
Living on the line…
Look for the best in people, and that’s what you will find.
  Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things
I can, and the wisdom to hide all the bodies of all those people I killed because they pissed me off.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Low and slow.
Ma'am, you can't drive on the sidewalk. O.K.
Make my day!
Make something idiot proof, and they will build a better idiot.
Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination for injustice makes democracy necessary.  --- Nehrbur
Man, I hate a runner! 843* Central…Foot pursuit! Send me another Unit!
Many a sweet tune was played on an old fiddle.
Marriage is like a box of candy. You have to buy the whole box to get one little piece!
Material things come and go, but faith, hope & love live on and are priceless.
May I see some identification?
May the force be with you.
  May the road rise to meet you, the wind always at your back, the sun shine warmly upon your face and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand.
Me again.
Meet life’s crises head on and overcome them.
Men are like a bus. One comes along every 5 minutes.
Men. You can't live with them, and you can't kill them.
Might as well enjoy life. You can't get out alive.
Mom was right. Three more years and I could have been a lawyer.
Muddy water let stand will clear.
My day begins when someone else's day ends. 
My friend shall forever be my friend and reflect a ray of God to me. --- Henry David Thoreau
My gun is bigger than yours, but are you willing?
My mind is now functioning on 2 brain cells, and as you can see, one is missing right now as it is out looking for the other one.
Never accept candy from a stranger.
Never complain about the things that you allow.
Never enough money to go around.
Never forget in the darkness what you have been shown in the light.
Never forget where you came from!
Never give in.
Never judge a person on another person’s word.
Never let anyone tell you that you can't do something that you have always wanted to do. Just work hard to do it.
Never let them see you sweat!
Never look down on anyone. Only God sits that high.
Never lose your friends over something stupid.
Never say never, because never will sneak up on you.
Never say never!
Never settle for a slice of bread when you can have the whole loaf of bread.
Never Surrender!
Never take life too seriously. It does it all by itself.
Never try to teach a pig how to whistle.  It can't be done, and it will piss off the pig.
Never underestimate a woman.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity!
No blood. No foul.
No brag. Just fact!
No good deed goes unpunished.
No, I don't know him. Sign here.
No ma'am. Stupidity isn’t against the law, but we discourage it anyway.
No man can answer for his courage who has never been in danger. --- La Rochefoucauld
No man is above the law, no man is below the law, and I'll ask no man to enforce the law.
No matter how hard you fight and how right you are, sometimes the dragon wins.
No matter what happens, always remember, life goes on!
No murder is too old to solve.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
No, really. I took this job for the money.
No, sir. I don't know who you are. Yes, you can have my job. And yes, you will see me in court!
No, sir. There is no blood in my alcohol.
No, sir. We don't have quotas any more. They let us write as many tickets as we want to now!
No waiver, no statement, no poly.
No, I don't know who you are. No, we can't talk about this. Yes, the cuffs stay on.
No, I won't fix your parking ticket!
Nobody is above the law.
Nobody makes it out of here alive.
Nobody snows the Snowman!
Nobody told me!
Not this time. Try again.
Nothing beats a nice day on the links.
Nothing weighs less than a promise.

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