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Keep ‘em between
the ditches. |
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Keep running your
mouth. It’s going to take a while to write all this up
anyway. |
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Keep smiling,
because the worst anyone can say to you is NO. |
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Keep smiling. |
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Keep the rubber
side down and the shiny side up. |
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Keep up the fight.
We’re walking a thin blue line! |
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Keep your friends
close, but keep your enemies closer. |
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Keep your head
down! |
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Keep your powder
dry and your scopes sighted in. |
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Kids are 27% of the
population, but 100% of the future. |
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Knowledge is power. |
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Knowledge is power.
Get some. |
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Knowledge replaces
fear. |
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Knowledge coupled
with ability and a will to use it, equal success. |
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Laws are only as
good as the one who is enforcing them! |
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Lawyer: Were you
shot in the fracas? Witness: No, I was shot midway
between the fracas and the navel. |
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Lead, follow or get
the h#!! out of my way. |
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Leaders are like
eagles. They don't flock. You find them one at a time. |
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Let me guess.
You've had two beers? |
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Let me put my
handcuffs on you. |
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Let the Big Dog
hunt! |
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Let’s do it. |
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Let's hook ‘em up! |
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Let's ride! |
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Let's take a "BITE"
out of crime! I'll clock ‘em and stop ‘em. You cuff ‘em
and stuff ‘em! |
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Lie to others if
you must, but NEVER to yourself. |
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Life brings
questions that can never be explained. |
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Life can be created
or dealt with. Either way, you control destiny. |
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Life goes on! |
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Life has a certain
flavor the protected will never know. |
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Life has two
speeds…ON and OFF. |
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Life is an eight
second ride, so make the best of it. |
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Life is freedom on
the open road. |
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Life is GREAT, and
now I can explore all that I have missed. |
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Life is hard by the
yard, but by the inch it’s a cinch. |
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Life is like a
dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery
never changes. |
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Life is like a
sewer. What you get out of it depends upon what you put
into it! |
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Life is not a
problem to solve, but a mystery to live. |
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Life is nothing but
throwing away opportunities and keeping others. |
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Life is short, and
so am I. |
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Life is short, so
live it up now. |
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Life is too short
to be filled with hatred. |
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Life is too short
to dance with ugly girls. |
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Life is too short
to go around unhappy. |
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Life is too short
to hold a grudge. |
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Life is tough, but
it’s tougher if you're stupid! |
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Life is tough. Get
used to it. |
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Life without
passion is lifelessness. |
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Life's a dance you
learn as you go. |
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Life's truest
happiness is found in the friendships we make along the
way. |
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Live as if there is
no tomorrow. |
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Live each day to
the fullest. |
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Live for today.
Tomorrow may never get here. |
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Live life to its
fullest, and do your very best with the cards you're
dealt! |
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Live life to its
fullest, for life is like sand. It blows away before you
can catch up to it. |
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Live life to the
fullest, and chase ‘em until you catch them. |
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Live life without a
road map. It's more fun that way! |
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Live life! |
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Live one day at a
time. |
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Live so your
autograph will be wanted, not your fingerprints. |
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Live, love and
laugh. |
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Living on the line… |
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Look for the best
in people, and that’s what you will find. |
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Lord grant me the
serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things
I can, and the wisdom to hide all the bodies of all
those people I killed because they pissed me off. |
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Love and a cough
cannot be hid. |
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Low and slow. |
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Ma'am, you can't
drive on the sidewalk. O.K. |
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Make my day! |
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Make something
idiot proof, and they will build a better idiot. |
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Man's capacity for
justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination
for injustice makes democracy necessary. --- Nehrbur |
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Man, I hate a
runner! 843* Central…Foot pursuit! Send me another Unit! |
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Many a sweet tune
was played on an old fiddle. |
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Marriage is like a
box of candy. You have to buy the whole box to get one
little piece! |
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Material things
come and go, but faith, hope & love live on and are
priceless. |
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May I see some
identification? |
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May the force be
with you. |
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May the road rise
to meet you, the wind always at your back, the sun shine
warmly upon your face and until we meet again, may God
hold you in the palm of his hand. |
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Me again. |
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Meet life’s crises
head on and overcome them. |
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Men are like a bus.
One comes along every 5 minutes. |
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Men. You can't live
with them, and you can't kill them. |
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Might as well enjoy
life. You can't get out alive. |
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Mom was right.
Three more years and I could have been a lawyer. |
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Muddy water let
stand will clear. |
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My day begins when
someone else's day ends. |
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My friend shall
forever be my friend and reflect a ray of God to me. ---
Henry David Thoreau |
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My gun is bigger
than yours, but are you willing? |
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My mind is now
functioning on 2 brain cells, and as you can see, one is
missing right now as it is out looking for the other
one. |
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Never accept candy
from a stranger. |
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Never complain
about the things that you allow. |
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Never enough money
to go around. |
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Never forget in the
darkness what you have been shown in the light. |
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Never forget where
you came from! |
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Never give in. |
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Never judge a
person on another person’s word. |
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Never let anyone
tell you that you can't do something that you have
always wanted to do. Just work hard to do it. |
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Never let them see
you sweat! |
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Never look down on
anyone. Only God sits that high. |
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Never lose your
friends over something stupid. |
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Never say never,
because never will sneak up on you. |
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Never say never! |
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Never settle for a
slice of bread when you can have the whole loaf of
bread. |
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Never Surrender! |
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Never take life too
seriously. It does it all by itself. |
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Never try to teach
a pig how to whistle. It can't be done, and it will
piss off the pig. |
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Never underestimate
a woman. |
|
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Never underestimate
the power of human stupidity! |
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No blood. No foul. |
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No brag. Just fact! |
|
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No good deed goes
unpunished. |
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No, I don't know
him. Sign here. |
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No ma'am. Stupidity
isn’t against the law, but we discourage it anyway. |
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No man can answer
for his courage who has never been in danger. --- La
Rochefoucauld |
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No man is above the
law, no man is below the law, and I'll ask no man to
enforce the law. |
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No matter how hard
you fight and how right you are, sometimes the dragon
wins. |
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No matter what
happens, always remember, life goes on! |
|
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No murder is too
old to solve. |
|
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No one is listening
until you make a mistake. |
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No, really. I took
this job for the money. |
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No, sir. I don't
know who you are. Yes, you can have my job. And yes, you
will see me in court! |
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No, sir. There is
no blood in my alcohol. |
|
|
No, sir. We don't
have quotas any more. They let us write as many tickets
as we want to now! |
|
|
No waiver, no
statement, no poly. |
|
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No, I don't know
who you are. No, we can't talk about this. Yes, the
cuffs stay on. |
|
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No, I won't fix
your parking ticket! |
|
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Nobody is above the
law. |
|
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Nobody makes it out
of here alive. |
|
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Nobody snows the
Snowman! |
|
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Nobody told me! |
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Not this time. Try
again. |
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Nothing beats a
nice day on the links. |
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Nothing weighs less
than a promise. |
