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Halt, or I will
release my dog! |
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Hands above your
head! |
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Happiness is a warm
gun. |
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Have a good day! |
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Have you hugged a
tree today? |
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He who dies with
the most toys WINS. |
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He who knows that
he needs to know more, already knows what he needs to
know most. |
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He who lives
without discipline dies without honor. |
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Hear everything,
say nothing, because what comes around goes around! |
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Help is just a
phone call away. |
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Help me. I've
fallen and I can't get up. |
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Here’s your sign! |
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Heroes by
chance…Guardians by choice. |
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Hey Bud, what's
your problem? |
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Hey, girls. Keep
your .38's concealed. |
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Hey, let's be
careful out there! |
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High station in
life is earned by the gallantry with which appalling
experiences are survived with grace. |
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History repeats
itself all too often. |
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Honest, Ossifer.
I've only had one beer. |
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Honesty and hard
work should count for something. |
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Honesty goes far in
life...with your friends, employers, family, and most
importantly yourself! |
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Honor and respect
are earned, not given. |
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HONOR, COURAGE,
COMMITMENT |
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Hook 'em and book 'em,
and don’t look back! |
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How you win a game
shows something of your character, but how you lose it
shows all of it. |
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"I believe you are
being a bit economical with the truth." --- Mark Twain |
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I am a member of
the largest gang in America! |
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I am not above the
law, nor below the law. My job is to enforce the law,
not make the law. |
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I am not going to
ask you if you just said what I think you just said,
because I know it’s what you just said. |
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I am the best! |
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I can't wait until
you’re old enough to get your own welfare. |
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I cannot be a
friend to others unless I can be a friend to myself. |
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I cuff 'em. You
stuff ‘em. |
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I didn’t do it. |
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I don’t care if you
are responding from just east of hell. JUST GO! |
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I don't know how
that happened. I wasn't even there! |
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I don't like
doughnuts. |
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I don't own the
road. I am just the guy they pay to run it. |
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I don't write your
ticket. Your attitude writes it for you. |
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I exist to serve! |
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I fight what you
fear! |
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I hate the media. |
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I have cuffs! |
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I have seen the
future, and I can't afford it! |
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I have warrants.
You will have to come with me. |
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I just do what the
voices in my head tell me to do. |
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I know it's here
somewhere! |
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I may not agree
with what you say, but I will die defending your right
to say it. --- Voltaire |
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I put on my shoes
but remembered far too late my secret Spam stash. |
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I’d rather be
judged by 12 than carried by 6. |
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I’d rather have the
opportunity to fail than not to have the opportunity! |
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I see the glass as
half-full. |
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I should have been
a fireman. |
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I sleep well at
night. Do you? |
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I swear, upon the
altar of God, eternal hostility against all forms of
tyranny over the mind of man. |
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I think you are
opinionated, only when your opinion is different than
mine. |
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I think. Therefore,
I am. |
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I took the road
less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. |
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I understand that
you say you were only doing 80 mph in a 60 mph zone even
though I clocked you
at 93mph, but what is your point, sir. Please sign the
ticket here. |
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I used to be snow
white, but I drifted. |
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I want a woman who
would jump back onto the ship for me. |
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I want nothing. I
fear no man. I am free! |
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I want to know
everything. Tell me more, more, more! |
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I want to play with
things that go tick tock and, hopefully, never go BOOM! |
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I was going to take
up jogging, but the constant bouncing kept foaming my
beer. |
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I will find your
trace. |
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I will never grow
old. |
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I will not leave
you comfortless. |
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I will strike down
with great vengeance those who seek to poison my
brother. |
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I would be happy
looking back on my life, if I died to save another. |
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I would rather be a
meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a
sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man
is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in
trying to prolong them. I shall use my time! |
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I would rather go
nowhere with you than to go somewhere without you. |
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I'd love to have a
battle of wits with you, but I never fight an unarmed
person! |
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I’d rather be
fishing. |
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I’ll be there in a
minute, Honey. |
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I’ll get back with
you on that. |
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I'll get to it in
my own good time. |
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I’ll make a deal
with you. You don’t mess with me, and I won’t kill you.
Any questions? |
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I'll never do
"THAT" again! |
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I'll think about
that tomorrow. |
|
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I'm a big teddy
bear. |
|
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I’m a bomb tech. If
you see me running, try and keep up. |
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I'm a cop who rides
a bicycle in the desert. Got any water? |
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I'm a professional
baby-sitter for the legally challenged! |
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I'm an old
fashioned guy in a world that is not. |
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I'm as happy as a
"DEAD PIG" in the sunshine, and grinning like a Jackass
eating saw briars. |
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I'm finer than a
frog hair split 28 ways. |
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I'm frisking you
for your pleasure and my safety. |
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I'm going to live
until I die! |
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I’m here to do two
things…drink beer and kick ass. I’m all out of beer. |
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I'm just here to
chew bubble gum and kick ass. I'm all out of bubblegum! |
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I’m listening. Now
talk. |
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I'm not a meter
maid. |
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"I'm not a smart
man, but I know what love is". --- Forest Gump |
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I’m the one in your
rear view mirror. |
|
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I’m your personal
"eye in the sky". |
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I’ve already got a
guilty conscience. Might as well have the money, too. |
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I've never met a
crook that fished. |
