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O.D.A.T. Hey, it
works for me. |
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Obey the speed
limit. |
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Of all the
manifestations of power, restraint impresses me the
most. |
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Of all the things I
have lost, I miss my mind the most! |
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Officer, the cuffs
are hurting me. I can’t feel my fingers! |
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Oh, well! |
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OK, sir. We'll send
the cops for your piddly @$$ problem. Is your last name
spelled M-O-R-O-N? |
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Old age and
treachery will win out over youth and strength anytime. |
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On advice of
counsel, I refuse to comment on the grounds it might
incriminate me. |
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On any given day,
anyone can win. |
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On great occasions
every good officer must be ready to risk himself in
going beyond the strict line
of the law, when the public preservation requires it.
His motives will be a justification.
--- Thomas Jefferson (1807) |
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Once in a while,
you get shown the light in the strangest of places, if
you look at it right. |
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Once you rule out
all of the probable, whatever is left no matter how
improbable must be the truth. Elementary, my dear
Watson. |
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One good turn gets
most of the blankets! |
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One must allow
others to be right. It consoles them for not being
anything else. |
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One must not strike
if honorably possible not to do so. But if one must
strike, Strike first and strike hard. --- Theodore
Roosevelt |
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One person can make
a difference, and often does. |
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One shot. One kill. |
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One target at a
time. |
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One who battles
with monsters must take care NOT to become a monster
himself. |
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Only in America. |
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Only losers do
drugs. |
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Only the strong
survive. |
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Oops! |
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Opportunity knocks
softly. Listen closely. |
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Our greatest
weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to
succeed is to always try one more time. |
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Pain is temporary.
Pride is forever. |
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Pain...it lets you
know you're still alive. |
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Party hard, but
stay out of trouble! It's only illegal if you get
caught! |
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Peace! |
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People sleep
peacefully in their beds at night because rough men
stand ready to do violence on their behalf. |
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People who drive
like idiots keep me employed. |
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People who live in
glass houses…shouldn't. |
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Persistence
prevails. |
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Petty thieves go to
jail, while great thieves get elected. |
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Pick up this house.
Right now! |
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Play hard. It will
pay off in the end. |
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Please don’t be
THAT guy. |
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Please hold on to
the lap bar while the ride is still in motion! |
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Please protect
those who protect others, and maybe once, say thanks. |
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Police brutality
means acting as a normal person would under the stresses
of police work without the police officer’s self
discipline. |
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Police Officer.
That's what I am, not who I am. |
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Police officers
really are unique people, because when the rest of us
are running away, they are running towards the dangerous
unknown. |
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Police work gives
you the test first, and the lesson later. |
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Police work is 90%
boredom, 9% sheer terror and 1% coffee and doughnuts. |
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Police work is like
a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to
get! |
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Police! Stop! |
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Politicians are
like diapers. They need frequent changing, for the same
reasons. |
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Poor planning on
your part does not make an emergency for me. |
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Press hard... 5
copies! Have a nice day. |
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Promise you won't
forget me ever, not even when I’m a hundred. |
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Protect and
serve... after my coffee. |
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Pull over! |
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Put it in the wind,
son! |
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Put your hands on
the car. |
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Quit whining, and
suck it up! |
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Quitters never win,
and winners never quit. |
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Reaching a goal is
easy. Being happy after that is the hard part. |
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Reality. Boy, I've
heard the fantasies! |
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Really don't see
the point of it all. |
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Regret for things
we have done will diminish in time. It is regret for
things we did not do that is inconsolable. |
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Remember the
fallen. |
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Remember to never
get so worried about what goes on about you that you
forget what goes on
inside of you. |
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Reward yourself
first. |
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Robbery, arson,
fraud, burglary, assault, etc. It's all the
same...taking out the trash. |
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Rules are made for
breaking, and I'm made for punishing. |
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Say what you mean,
and mean what you say! |
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Secret to
life…faster cars, older whiskey, younger women and more
money! |
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See if that Willy P
will get them out of that building! |
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See things as they
are, not as they appear. |
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Self-esteem is your
greatest asset. |
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Separated, our
fingers will let sand through, but squeezed tightly
together our fist can make a strong blow! |
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Share with your
children the respect of others. |
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Shoot first. Ask
questions later! |
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Show me the money! |
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Silence makes no
mistakes. |
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Situations may not
work out the way you want them. However, they work out
the way they're supposed to. |
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Slow down and live. |
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Slower traffic stay
right. |
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Small minds flex
muscles, but 'good' will always wins in the end. |
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Smith & Wesson --
the original point and click interface. |
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So little time, so
many violators. |
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So, you want to see
the judge? |
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So, do you think
you can run faster than a bullet? |
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Soldier, Sailor,
Tinker man, Spy… What new adventure shall I try? |
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Solve no crime
before overtime. |
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Some days you are
the dog, and other days you are the fire hydrant. |
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Some days you get
the bear. Some days the bear gets you. |
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Some men see things
as they are and ask “Why”. I dream things that never
were and ask “Why not?” |
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Someday, I will
stop settling for what I have and go for what I want! |
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Someday the law of
averages is going to catch up, and the Cubs are going to
win the World Series! HOLY COW! |
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Something to
do…someone to love…something to look forward to. |
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Something’s wrong
with the justice system. Our jails are full of innocent
people. |
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Sometimes, you’re
the bug. Sometimes, you’re the windshield. |
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Sometimes, it just
be that way! |
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Sometimes, the
journey is just as important as the destination. |
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Sorry about your
bad luck. Don’t go away mad. Just go away. |
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Sounds like a civil
problem, (sir/madam). You need to call a lawyer. |
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Sow good. Reap
good. |
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Speed doesn't kill.
It's the sudden stop at the end that kills. |
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Spend your time
where it needs to be spent...with your kids. |
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Squirt, leave the
computer alone or you're grounded! |
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Stand back. Let me
handle this. |
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Stand up for what
is right, even if you're standing alone. |
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Strong timber
doesn't come with ease…the stronger the wind, the
stronger the trees. |
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Stupid in public
and pissing off the police are the two easiest ways to
go to JAIL. |
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Stupid people
shouldn't breed. |
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Success comes with
a backbone, not a wishbone. |
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Success is just
luck. Ask any failure. |
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Success is measured
by what a person is, not what a person has. |
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Sure you can have
my gun... BULLETS FIRST! |
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Take a bite out of
crime. Call K9! |
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Take care of Earth.
Suitable living planets are hard to find! |
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Take ‘em all in.
Let GOD sort it out! |
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Take it (not
personally) and deal with it. |
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Take no guff and
give no slack. Just hook 'em & book 'em, and don't look
back! |
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Take time each day
to enjoy the beauty of nature. |
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Talk's cheap. |
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Teach, train,
proof, and test with limited options… |
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Tell it right the
first time. Then you don't have to explain. |
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Tell me not, in
mournful numbers, life is but an empty dream! |
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Thank God, there’s
a new day coming. I could use a break! |
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That badge looks
really stupid on you. |
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THAT was NOT in my
job description! |
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That, without
remedy, is without regard. |
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That's my story,
and I'm sticking to it. And, no, I won't take a
polygraph. |
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That's o.k. Take
your time. Get your bullsh*t story together, and let me
know when you’re ready
to give me ONE story that you're willing to stick with,
OK? |
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That’s right, tough
guy! |
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That's what I'm
talkin' about. |
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That’s what someone
said! |
