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Happiness is an
inside job. |
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Happiness is not
getting what you want. It's wanting what you get. |
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Happiness is where
you find it. |
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Happiness, like a
butterfly, settles upon you when you least expect it. |
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Haste makes waste,
and better late than never. |
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Have more than you
show. Know more than you say. |
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Have you been the
contribution to mankind that you could have been? Why
not? |
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He profits most who
serves best. |
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HELP! What does
this button do? |
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Heroes get
remembered, but legends never die. |
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Home is where we
park it! |
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Honesty above all
else, no matter how brutal it seems. |
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Honey, I think that
funny noise means it's starting to break. Can we please
get it fixed before it does? |
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Horse lovers are
stable people. |
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How can I fly like
an eagle, when I'm surrounded by a bunch of turkeys? |
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How did you do
that? |
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How important is
it? |
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How much do you
want for that? |
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I am finer than
frog fur! |
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I am glad that I am
standing up and not pushing up tulips. |
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I am never lost,
because every road goes somewhere. |
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I am not looking
for a girl I can live with. I am looking for a girl I
cant live without! |
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I can be your best
friend or your worst enemy. It's up to you. |
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I can't decide if
I'm retired or unemployed or considering my options. |
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I can't think
myself into a right way of living. But, by God, I can
live myself into a right way of thinking. |
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I can't wait to
finish this mountain, so I can get to the next one! |
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I could have danced
all night. |
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I did it my way. |
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I don't have the
luxury of a negative thought. |
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I don't have time
for a job or career! |
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I don't have time
to wait for my ship to come in. I'll just swim out to
the ship. |
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I don't know how I
found time to work. |
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I don't wish to be
everything to everyone, but I would like to be something
to someone. |
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I feel a whole lot
more like I do than I did! |
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I fish. Therefore,
I am. |
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I forget what I
hear. I remember what I see. I learn what I do. |
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I gotta believe in
reincarnation. I can't believe I got this far behind in
one lifetime. |
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I have not lived
long enough to see the end yet! |
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I just need enough
to tide me over until I need more. |
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I keep pressing
escape, but I am still here. |
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I never had a
drinking problem, until I ran out of booze. |
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I only fish on days
that end in "Y". |
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I told you so. |
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I travel not to go
anywhere, but to go! |
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I woke up this
morning, so it's a great day. |
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I'd have a good
time if they put me in a barrel and nailed the top shut. |
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I'd rather be an
optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right! |
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I'd rather be lucky
than good. |
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I'd rather be OVER
the hill than UNDER it! |
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If anything is
worth doing, it is worth doing well. Take pride in
signing your name to your accomplishments. |
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If I had it to do
over, I'd only change one thing! |
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If I had known how
much fun grandchildren were, I think I would of had them
first. |
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If I haven't
learned something today, then I no longer exist! |
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If I knew then what
I know now, I would never have said no! |
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If it ain't broke,
don't lend it no money. |
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If it ain't life or
death, then it ain't worth worryin' about! |
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If it ain't safe,
it ain't fun! |
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If it can happen,
it will. |
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If it is to be, it
is up to me! |
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If it isn't worth
winning, why keep score? |
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If it's good to
you, then it's good for you. |
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If it's worth
doing, do it. |
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If life was "fair"
there wouldn't be any rich people. |
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If one does not
learn from past mistakes, one is destined to repeat
them. |
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If religions are
the doorway to spirituality, why does everyone stay on
the doorstep? |
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If somebody gets
your goat, move your goat!! |
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If the world is a
stage, I want better lighting. |
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If the world were
logical, men would ride sidesaddle. |
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If there's joy in
your heart, notify your face. |
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If wishes were
horses, beggars would ride. |
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If you are able to
keep your head while other's around you are losing
theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation. |
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If you can't see
God where you're looking, put on your tri-focals and you
can see the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. |
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If you can't stand
the heat, get out of the kitchen. |
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If you can't think
at freeway speed, stay in the parking lot. |
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If you die doing
what you love most, do you spend eternity doing it? |
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If you don't have
anything good to say, then be quiet. |
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If you don't have
it, then don't spend it. |
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If you don't have
time to do it right, when will you have time to do it
over? |
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If you don't know
what it is, don't pick it up. |
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If you don't like
today, try to miss it. |
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If you don't want
me to do it, don't tell me I can't. |
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If you have the
faith of a mustard seed, nothing will be impossible. |
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If you plan to leap
tall buildings, slay dragons and generally be famous,
always remember that sometimes the dragon wins! |
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If you seriously
want to change the quality of your life, you must change
the quality of your thoughts! |
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If you want to find
gold you got to go where the gold is! |
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If you're not busy
being born, you're busy dying. |
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Ignorance is the
root of misfortune. |
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I'll do it first
thing tomorrow, right after lunch. |
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I'll do that later. |
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I'll hug your
elephant if you will kiss my a$$. |
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I'll never learn. |
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I'm a little older,
but much wiser. |
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I'm going to live
until I die! |
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I'm having more fun
than a mosquito in a nudist colony. |
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I'm not lazy. I
just don't like to work. |
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I'm not old. I'm
just a recycled teenager. |
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I'm not sleeping.
I'm just resting my eyes. |
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I'm not Wilma
Flintstone, but I will make your bedrock! |
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I'm old. |
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I'm older, more
experienced, always take a licking and keep on ticking,
and always try harder! |
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I'm retired, but
far from dead! |
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I'm still not sure
what I want to be when I grow up. |
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I'm too old for
this. |
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I'm too old to cut
the mustard, but I can still lick the jar! |
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I'm willing to wait
for as long as it takes to get instant gratification. |
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Imagine that! |
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In eternity we will
all love one another. Why not start today? |
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In matters of
taste, the majority is invariably wrong. |
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In the country of
the blind, the one-eyed man is king. |
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In the future
everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. |
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Indecision may or
may not be my problem. |
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Is it Friday yet? |
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Is that right? |
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Is this a great
country or what? |
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Is this the person
to whom I am speaking? |
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It ain't over until
the fat lady sings. |
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It can't rain all
the time. |
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It doesn't get any
better than this. |
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It doesn't matter
how old you are. You can do anything if you put your
mind to it. |
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It doesn't matter
who gets the credit as long as the job gets done! |
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It is easier to ask
for forgiveness than to ask for permission. |
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It is easier to
leave angry words unspoken than to mend a heart those
words have broken. |
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It is not what you
have in life that is important, but who you have that
loves you and can share it with you. |
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It may be the early
bird that gets the worm, but it's the SECOND mouse that
gets the cheese. |
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It might not be
what it is. |
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It will work out
eventually. |
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It's a wonderful
life. |
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It's alright to
remember the past, but you just can't live there. |
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It's always later
than you think. |
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It's been a wild
ride. |
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It's better to be
able to look down at the grass each day than up at the
roots. |
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It's getting better
every day! |
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It's great to be
retired. |
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It's in the past.
Now is the time to plan for the future. |
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It's later than you
think, if you think it's earlier than it really is! |
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It's nice to be old
enough to have a past and still be young enough to have
a future. |
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It's not how many
times you get knocked down that forms your fate. It's
how many times you get back up that decides your future
in life! |
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It's not over until
it's over. |
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It's not you, it's
me. I just don't like you. |
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It's ok to get
older. Just don't get old! |
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Join the dance, but
don't step on my feet. |
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Judge me all you
want. Just keep the verdict to yourself. |
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Judge no wine
before its time. |
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Keep busy and stay
young! |
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Keep it simple,
keep it fun, and laugh a lot! |
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Knowledge and
wisdom do not always go hand in hand. |
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Knowledge shared by
others should not be wasted, but learned. |
