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Laugh at life,
because it has a nasty habit of laughing at you. |
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Lead, follow, or
get out of the way. |
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Leadership is the
ability to hide your panic from others. |
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Leadership
transcends all titles. |
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Lest ye forget! |
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Let go or be
dragged. |
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Let me live
tomorrow to do better than today! |
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Let me tend to your
fire, baby. |
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"Let us so live
that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
sorry." --- Mark Twain |
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Let's play nice. |
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Life for me ain't
been no crystal staircase, Son. |
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Life is an
adventure! Why work if you don't enjoy it? |
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Life is but a
DREAM. |
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Life is hard. Why
make it harder on you? So live. |
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Life is like a
oneway street. No matter how many detours you take,
there is no turning back. |
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Life is much BETTER
after I won the Illinois Lottery$. |
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Life is not all
beer and Skittles. |
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Life is short.
Party hard! |
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Life is
short...pray hard. YEAH God! |
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Life is simple.
It's just us making it complicated for ourselves. |
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Life is too short
to sweat the small stuff. |
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Life is tough, but
it's tougher if you're stupid. |
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Life is what
happens when you're making other plans. |
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Life isn't lived if
you've only survived! |
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Life's a bitch, and
then you die. |
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Life's a dance you
learn as you go. Sometimes you lead, and sometimes you
follow. |
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Life's a journey,
not a destination. |
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"Live a good,
honorable life. Then when you get older and look back,
you'll be able to look back and enjoy it a second
time." --- Dalai Lama |
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Live each day to
the fullest as tomorrow may never come. |
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Live for all its
worth, because you don't get another chance. |
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Live life as it
comes. It is what it is. |
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Live life on the
edge, but don't fall off! |
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Live life to the
fullest. It's your only shot! |
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Live today as if it
was your last day. |
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Live today as if
you just fell in love. |
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Live with it! |
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Live, breath, then
ski. That is all that matters. |
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Lives can be
changed in the blink of an eye. |
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Look forward, but
learn from yesterday. |
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Lord, I was born a
ramblin' man. |
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Losers talk about
doing their best. Winners take home the prom queen. |
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Love can be a
wonderful thing, if you find the right person. |
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Love conquers all! |
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Love is blind, and
I ran into the damn wall. |
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Love is like a
glass…once broken it can never be fixed. |
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Love must be what
you feel when you like something as much as you like
your motorcycle. |
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Love the one your
with. |
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Love what you do,
and do what you love. |
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Love your children.
Nothing else matters. |
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Make the best of
the hand your dealt. |
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Mama says, "Women
are the devil!" |
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Many people will
walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will
leave footprints in your heart. |
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March to the beat
of your own drummer. |
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MMM...can I have
some more of that? |
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Modesty is the only
sure bait when you angle for praise. |
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Mouth to mouth is
fun if they are not unconscious. |
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My business number
is 911. |
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My candle burns at
both ends. It will not last the night, but ah my
friends, and oh, my foes, it gives a lovely light. |
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Never argue with an
idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you
with experience. |
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Never believe what
you hear on the internet. |
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Never go down till
the sun comes up! |
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Never leave till
you're sure the fire is out. |
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Never quit trying. |
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Never reheat pizza
in the toaster. |
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Never say Never. |
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Never take life
seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. |
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Never try to teach
a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. |
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Never underestimate
the power of ignorance in large groups. |
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Never underestimate
the stupidity of a crowd. |
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NEVER, NEVER QUIT! |
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Nice guys finish
last. |
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No fire is ever too
hot, if you're careful! |
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No guts, no glory. |
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"No man hath a
greater love than a man who would lay down his life for
a friend." --- S.B. |
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No matter where you
go, there you are. |
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"No poor son of a
bitch ever won a war by dying for his country...he won
the war by making the poor son of a bitch die for his."
--- General George Patton |
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No problem! |
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Normal is NOT
something to aspire to, but something to get away from. |
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Nothing is ever
what it seems, but everything is exactly what it is. |
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Now you did it. |
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Of course, I'm
crazy. Do you think a sane person would do this job? |
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Office, we got a
barbeque. Give me a box! |
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Oh well. |
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Once is never
enough. |
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One more time for
old time's sake. |
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One woman's trash
is another woman's treasure. |
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Only believe HALF
of what you see, and NONE of what you hear. |
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Only God can make a
tree! |
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Only take as much
as you can give! |
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Only the strong
survive. |
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Our proudest moment
is to save lives. |
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Patients don't care
how much you know, until they know how much you care! |
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People are specific
when truthful, evasive otherwise. |
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People who say it
can't be done shouldn't interrupt those who are doing
it. |
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Perseverance builds
character, and character builds hope. |
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"Persistence is
omnipotent." --- B.J. Palmer |
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Play hard. |
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Please prepare for
your future...it will be here before you know it. |
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Put down the crack
pipe. |
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Put the wet stuff
on the red stuff. |
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Put your seatbelt
on. I want to try something! |
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Quotes are just
words. |
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Real fire engines
are RED. All the rest are just junk. |
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Real men eat sushi. |
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Rehab is for
QUITTERS. |
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Remember all things
happen for a reason. |
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REMEMBER:
"Firefighters don't die. They just go to HELL and
regroup." |
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See you at the BIG
one. |
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Self confidence is
the key to anything. |
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Shoot for the moon
because you just might land on a star, or you might burn
up. |
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Shut up. I'm trying
to sleep. |
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Silently behind a
door, it waits. One breath of oxygen and it explodes in
a deadly rage. In that instant it can create a hero...or
cover a secret. |
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Sin will take you
farther than you want to go, keep you longer than you
want to stay, and cost you more than you want to pay. |
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"Sleep...the most
beautiful experience in life--except drink." W.C.
Fields |
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So let it be
written. So let it be done. |
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So many pretty
ladies... so little time. |
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Some people are
only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. |
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Someone is always
watching. |
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Sometimes
peanuts...sometimes shells. |
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Stay low and go! |
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Stop accusing.
Making accusations always invites defensiveness...make
suggestions instead. |
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STOP, DROP AND
ROLL. |
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Success is the easy
way out! |
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Support your local
volunteer fireman or fire department! |
