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Have a fire safe
day! |
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Have as much fun as
you can. Life is too short. |
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Have you ever slid
down a fireman pole? |
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Have you hugged
your fireman today? |
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Having fun is
crossing the LINE! |
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"He has the right
to criticize who has the heart to help." --- Abraham
Lincoln |
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He who angers you
conquers you! |
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Help me out here! |
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Here's to you,
here's to me. If we ever disagree, @#$*$#@ you, here's
to me! |
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Heroes are the
people who do what has to be done, when it needs to be
done, regardless of the consequences. |
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Hey, fagetaboudit. |
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Hey, you gotta do
whatcha gotta do. |
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Hot job...Cool guy |
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Hot! Very hot! |
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How about you sit
in my lap, and we will talk about the first thing that
pops up! |
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How is it, that in
the briefest of moments and purely by chance we meet
someone, and they touch us so deeply that the very
thought of not seeing them again makes you sad! |
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HOW'D YA DO? |
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I am a bomb
technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. |
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I am lost & have
gone looking for myself. If I show up before I get back,
would you please tell myself to wait here. Thanks! |
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I am the King! |
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I am the master of
my fate. I am the captain of my soul. |
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I am what I am…I be
what I must...but being myself is what it's all about! |
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I bust mine to save
yours. |
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I can be your hero. |
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I can resist
anything...except temptation. |
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I can SLEEP when
I'm DEAD. |
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I can't complain,
but sometimes I still do. |
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I can't save you if
you don't yell for help. |
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I dunno. |
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I eat smoke and
breathe fire! That's because I'm a fireman, and I like
it HOT! |
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I fight what you
fear. |
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I gave you an
answer. You just didn't see my finger. |
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I got kicked outta
the cub scouts for eatin` a brownie. |
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I hate it when THAT
happens! |
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I have a solution
to every problem. |
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I have but one goal
in life, and that is to be a fireman. |
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I have done many
things in my life...some with regret, but none with
malice. |
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I have no ambition
in this world but one, and that is to be a fireman. The
position may, in the eyes of some, be a lowly one. But
we who know the work which a fireman has to do believe
his is a noble calling. Our proudest moment is to save
lives. |
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I know what you
mean…I raise chickens. |
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I only got a little
singed. |
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I raise. |
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I see fire in your
eyes! |
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I think it's about
time I get some sleep. |
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I think you have
issues! |
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I volunteer,
because YOUR life depends on it! |
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I will live until I
die. Enjoy life. |
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I will try anything
once...twice if it does not kill me. |
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I work where that
foothold or final grip pushes my adrenalin to the point
when I know the meaning of life and my place in it. |
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I would like to die
like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep, not
screaming in terror like the passengers in his car! |
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I'd rather have a
bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. |
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If a man is truly
blessed, he returns home from fishing to be greeted by
the best catch of his life. |
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If all my friends
were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them.
I'd be at the bottom to catch them. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, ask her out again! |
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If firemen went to
hell, we would just put it out. |
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If glue don't work,
duct tape will. |
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If God did not
exist, it would be necessary to invent Him. |
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If God wanted us to
be nude, we would have been born that way. |
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If I could change
the alphabet, I would put U, N, I together. |
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If I told you that
you had a great body, would you hold it against me? |
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If is doesn't
matter if you win of lose, why do they keep score? |
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If it ain't broke,
don't fix it! |
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If it ain't broken,
then something's wrong. |
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If it flies, it
dies. |
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If it gets too hot
...RUN LIKE HELL! |
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If it is hot,
that's where I want to be! |
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If it's hot, I will
be there 911. |
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If it's meant to
be, it will happen! |
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If it's not broke,
improve it. |
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If it's red hot,
steamy, and wet, then I've probably been in it! |
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If it's there,
avoid stepping in it! |
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If it's to be, then
it's up to God and me. |
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If it's too hot in
the room, then call a fireman. |
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If it's worth
doing, do it right. |
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If what doesn't
kill us makes us stronger, then I must be Superman! |
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If you always put
the best of yourself in everything you do, you will
become the best at what you do. |
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If you are rich you
may find love, but if you are yourself you will find
true love. |
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If you can't be
good, be discreet! |
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If you can't do
something about it, then forget it. |
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If you can't handle
the truth, don't make it the truth! |
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If you can't
respect yourself, you can't respect anyone or anything
else. |
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If you can't run
with the big dogs, stay on the porch. |
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If you can't stand
the heat, get out of the kitchen. |
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If you can't stand
the heat, dial 911 and make a fireman come. |
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If you can't stand
the heat, don't become a fireman. |
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If you can't win
when you're dealing, get out of the game! |
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If you don't do it
now, you won't. So do it! |
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"If you don't
drink, don't smoke and don't fool around, you won't live
forever but it'll feel that way." --- Mark Twain |
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If you don't get
it, I will! |
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If you don't like
my driving, then get the hell off the sidewalk. |
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If you don't stand
for something, you will fall for anything. |
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If you have to
think about it, it must be wrong. So, by all means,
think about it. |
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If you play with
fire, you're gonna get burnt. |
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If you volunteer,
then you are no professional! |
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If you want it done
right, do it yourself. |
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"If you want to
gather honey, don't kick over the beehive." --- Dale
Carnegie |
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If your hose is too
short and your pump is too weak, get a little closer. |
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If you're
inhibited, you're missing the fun. |
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If you're not the
lead dog, the view never changes. |
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If you're going to
do it, do it well. |
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If you're not going
forward, you're gonna get pushed back. |
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If you've got the
guts to try it, you're already halfway there. |
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Ignorance on your
behalf does not constitute an emergency on my behalf. |
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I'll slap you with
the back of my hand! |
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I'm driving! |
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I'm much too young
to feel this damn old. |
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I'm not the SAME! |
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In the
confrontation between the rocks and the stream, the
stream won by persistence, not strength. |
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In the game of
life, there are only two speeds, fast or stop. |
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Indecision may or
may not be my problem! |
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Into every life a
little rain must fall. Make sure you take your umbrella. |
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Into the night they
are called forth to fight the fire breathing beast. They
are called Dragonslayers! |
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Isn't life a
wonderful thing! |
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It ain't finished
until the paperwork is done. |
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It could always be
worse! |
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It does not matter
how high you can jump nor how loud you can hollar, but
how you walk when your feet hit the ground! |
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It doesn't really
hurt, unless bone is showing! |
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It feels a little
warm in here! (As my partner's helmet starts to melt). |
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It is better to be
a hammer than a nail. |
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It is better to get
out five minutes too soon than five seconds too late. |
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It is better to
have tried and lost than to have never known what it is
like to have given your best. |
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It is not how fast
you get there, but where you are headed. |
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It isn't cheating
if she is in a different area code. |
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It just keeps
getting better. |
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It takes a minute
to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and
a day to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone! |
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It will invade your
reality and shatter your dreams. It will dominate you. |
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It's 12:00
Somewhere. If you have to look at your watch to see if
it's ok to drink, then you have a drinking problem! |
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It's all about the
experience. |
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It's all fun and
games until somebody gets an eye poked out! |
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It's another fine
day! |
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It's been a hard
day's night. |
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It's been a long
day! |
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It's better to burn
out than to fade away! |
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It's not how you
lay your hose. It's how you spray the water! |
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It's not that
serious. |
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It's not who you
are. It's who you know! |
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It's not your
aptitude, but your attitude that will determine your
altitude. |
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It's OK. I'm a
Fireman! |
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It's OK. Mikey
likes it. |
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It's only pie. Get
your own! |
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It's your life. Do
what you want! |
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I've walked where
the devil dances. |
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Just a minute. |
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Just because
something is out of reach, it doesn't mean you can't get
it! |
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Just get it done. |
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Just have fun with
it. |
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Just when you feel
down about yourself, turn on Jerry Springer! |
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Just wing it! |
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Keep believin'. |
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Keep it simple. |
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Keep the paint side
up. |
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Keep your head up.
It's not that bad. |
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Keep your hose
always charged when going into a hot one! |
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Know thyself. |
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Know your out
before you go in. |
