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Handle the present
with all you've got. The future comes soon enough |
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Happiness is a
choice that requires effort at times. |
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Have faith in
tomorrow. |
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He who dies with
the most toys wins! |
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He who thinketh by
the inch, yet talketh by the yard, should be kickethed
by the foot. |
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Hit the ball out of
the park so you can take your time around the bases. |
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How old would you
be if you didn't know how old you are? |
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How you doin'? |
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I am a spirit
having a human experience, rather than a human having a
spiritual experience. |
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I am not afraid of
storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. |
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I blame it all on
my roots. |
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I can sell fire to
the Devil. |
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I can. I can. I
know I can. |
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I could sell you
ice in winter along with the Brooklyn Bridge. |
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I do whatever my
Rice Krispies tell me to do. |
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I don't guess. |
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I don't suffer from
Insanity. I'm loving every minute of it. |
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I don't work for
money. Money works for me. |
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I have been through
some terrible things in my life, some of which actually
happened. ---Mark Twain |
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I have the answer.
What is the question? |
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I have tried and
failed, but I will not give up. I will learn and try
again. |
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I just moved to the
area and I'm bored out of my mind! |
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I know a lot about
nothing and nothing about a lot. |
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I like women who
prefer roses on the table over diamonds around their
necks. |
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I see a life not
unlike the sea, rising and falling with each upcoming
problem and solution. |
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I want to die in my
sleep like Grandpa, not like the screaming passengers in
his car. |
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I want to know how
forever feels! |
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I wanted to say
something about procrastination, but I'll tell you
later. |
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I was born at
night, but not last night. |
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I wish I'd started
sooner and gotten better faster. |
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I would rather be
the Court Jester forever than be King for a day. |
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I'd rather be a
failure at something I love than a success at something
I hate. ---George Burns |
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I'd rather be
riding (Harley-Davidson motorcycles)! |
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I'd rather have a
bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. |
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I'd rather have a
rose on my table than diamonds around my neck. |
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If all my friends
were to jump off a bridge I wouldn't jump with them. I'd
be at the bottom to catch them. |
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If everyone lived
to their fullest capacity, we would astound ourselves! |
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If I can't fix it,
it can't be fixed. |
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If it ain't broke,
don't fix it. |
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If it is to be, it
is up to me. |
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If it won't matter
in 100 years, consider it! |
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If life is a beach,
why can't I find the water? |
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If there be sorrow,
then let it be for things undone, undreamed, unrealized,
unattained. |
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If we don't take
care of the customer, someone else will! |
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If we were any
better, we'd be you. |
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If you always do
what you always did, you always get what you always got. |
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If you are going to
do something, take your time and do it right the first
time. |
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If you are still
patting yourself on the back for something you did
yesterday, then you haven't done much today. |
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If you are walking
on thin ice, you might as well dance. |
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If you believe, you
will achieve. |
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If you can't dazzle
them with your brilliance, then baffle them with B.S.! |
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If you can't say
something nice about someone, call me immediately. |
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If you can't talk
for yourself, sit back and be a nobody! |
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If you come to a
fork in the road, take it. |
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If you do not seek
laughter at every opportunity you will get wrinkles! |
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If you don't know
where you came from, you certainly don't know where
you're going! |
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If you don't have
time to do it right the first time, how are you going to
find the time to do it again? |
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If you don't play,
you can't win. |
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If you don't stand
for something, you will fall for anything! |
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If you don't talk
to us today, we can't save you any money! |
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If you find
yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop
digging. |
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If you have a
smile, you always have something to give away. |
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If you live right,
everything works out for the good in the long run. |
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If you look hungry,
the sandwich won't come near you. |
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If you love
something let it go. If it comes back to you it's yours.
If not, it never was! |
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If you think
education is expensive, look at the price of ignorance! |
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If you think you
can, you can. And if you think you can't, your right. |
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If you want it,
just ask. You might get the answer you have been waiting
for. |
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If you were as dumb
as dirt, you would cover an acre! |
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If you work hard
enough, the world will one day be yours! |
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If you're going
after Moby Dick take along the tartar sauce. |
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If you're not
satisfied, make a change. |
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If you're not the
lead dog, the view never changes! |
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I'll be your
Huckleberry. |
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I'm a man of few
words. |
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I'm just peachy. |
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I'm just telling
you the way it is. |
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I'm lobbying to
make SPAM one of the 4 basic food groups. |
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I'm playing with a
deck of 51 cards, and the queen of hearts is missing. |
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In all my
perplexities and distresses the Bible has not yet failed
to give me light and strength.
--- Gen. Robert E. Lee |
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In every dark
night, there's a bright day after that. |
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In my opinion, I
think you're right. |
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In order to get to
the rainbows, you have to go through some rain. |
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In the fields of
opportunity, it's plowin' time again. |
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In the land of the
blind, the one-eyed man is king. |
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Indecision is the
key to flexibility. |
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It can't rain all
the time. |
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It costs nothing to
be kind. |
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It doesn't matter
if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning! |
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It is better to be
silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove
all doubt. |
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It is nice to be
important, but it is also important to be nice. |
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It is not over
until it is over. |
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It is the small
things you do each day that determine the large outcome. |
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It is what it is! |
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It says. |
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It will be a great
day when the schools have all the money they need, and
the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber. |
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It's the quality of
the friends that you have in your life that will make
you a better person. |
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It's better to be
"looked over" than be "overlooked"! |
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It's better to be
small and shiny than big and cast a shadow. |
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It's nice to be
important, but it is important to be nice. |
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It's the service
after the sale that counts! |
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It's your call. |
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Just do it. |
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Just smile, smile,
smile! |
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Keep it simple
stupid. |
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Leaders are like
eagles. They don't flock. You find them one at a time. |
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Learn from your
mistakes. |
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Let love fill your
heart, patience calm your mind, and peace relax your
soul. |
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Let me think about
it. |
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Let us endeavor so
to live that when we come to die even the undertaker
will be sorry. ---Mark Twain |
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Let's make a
million. |
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Life begins (again)
at 50! |
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Life can only be
understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. |
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Life is a song-sing
it. Life is a game-play it. Life is a challenge-meet it.
Life is a dream-realize it. Life is a sacrifice-offer
it. But, most importantly, Life is love-enjoy it! |
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Life is a stage!
Make every moment your best! |
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Life is as good as
you'll let it be. |
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Life is GRAND! |
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Life is just a bowl
of querries. |
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Life is like a bowl
of ice cream. Before you know it, it's gone. Let's enjoy
every spoonful. |
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Life is like a
kiss. We can think of it, dream of it, but we can't
fully enjoy it unless we share it with someone else. |
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Life is like the
mail. Sometimes, you just don't get it. |
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Life is not a
spectator sport. |
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Life is the process
of getting used to the unexpected. |
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Life is too short
to be a jerk! |
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Life is too short
to be taken seriously. --- Oscar Wilde |
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Life is too short
to drink cheap wine. |
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Life is what
happens while you're making other plans. |
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Life without
visions and risk is life gone bye. |
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Life's a garden.
Dig it! |
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Listen to your
heart. It whispers, so listen closely. |
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Live and let live. |
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Live life as an
exclamation, not an explanation. |
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Live so that you
wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the
town gossip. |
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Looking for a good
woman is like searching for a parking spot. All the good
ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. |
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Love is a language
in which the blind can see and the deaf can hear. |
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Love many, trust
few, and always paddle your own canoe! |
