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Take a deep breath. |
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Take care of the
elderly, because tomorrow it could be you. |
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Take the muffins
when they're passed! |
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Tall, blonde, and
mean as a snake…any questions? |
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Tell me where it
hurts. |
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Tell me whom you
love, and I will tell you who you are. |
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Temptation is the
only thing I can't resist. |
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Thank GOD for each
new day, and be happy with what you have. |
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That which doesn't
kill me only makes me stronger. |
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The average woman
would rather have beauty than brains, because the
average man can see better than he can think. |
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The best things in
life are worth waiting for! |
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The courage to
follow your dream is the first step toward your destiny. |
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The eyes are the
windows to the soul. |
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The FASTER I go
...the BEHINDER I get! |
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The future belongs
to those who believe in the power of their dreams. |
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The future is in
the hands of those who believe in their dreams and see
them as reality! |
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The grass may
always appear to be greener on the other side of the
fence, but it needs to be mowed and watered and probably
has thistles. |
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The great calamity
is not to have failed, but to have failed to try. |
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The greatest part
our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and
not our circumstances. |
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The life condition
which appreciates the beauty of Mount Fuji is within us,
not on Mount Fuji. |
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The Lord is the
keeper of the key to my soul, and I am the keeper of the
key to my heart. |
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The more successful
you get, the less time you have for lunch. |
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The more we learn,
the more we have to learn. |
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The one with the
most smile lines wins! |
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The only gracious
way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can't
ignore it, top it. If you can't top it, laugh at it. If
you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved. |
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"The people and
circumstances around me do not MAKE me what I am. They
REVEAL who I am." --- Dr. Laura Schlessinger |
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The significance of
oneself cannot be measured by the fame and glory of this
world. |
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The squeaky wheel
gets oiled first! |
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The sweetest thing
in life you'll ever see is a happy girl. |
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The trouble with
some women is that they get all excited about nothing,
and then they marry him. |
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The truth is out
there! |
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The truth shall set
you free, but first it will really piss you off! |
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The world will only
meet you halfway. |
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There are easier
things in life than meeting a good man…nailing Jell-O to
a tree, for instance! |
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There are many
things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few
will catch your heart...pursue those. |
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There are no
strangers...just friends we haven't met. |
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There are only two
ways of spreading light... to be the candle or the
mirror that reflects it. |
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There is no such
thing as coincidence. |
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There is nothing I
can't do! |
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There is nothing in
life that is THAT important. |
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There's nothing
like a woman in uniform. |
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There's nowhere to
go when down, but up! |
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There are two
theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works. |
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They can have my
guns when they pry them from my cold dead hands. |
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Things always work
out! |
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Things happen for a
reason, good or bad. |
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This isn't a
dressed rehearsal. Make the most out of life while you
have a chance. |
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This won't hurt a
bit. |
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Thousands of years
ago cats were thought of as Gods. Cats have never
forgotten this! Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't
get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow! |
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Tickle us...do we
not laugh? Prick us...do we not bleed? Wrong us...shall
we not revenge? |
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"Time's fun when
you're having flies." --- Kermit the Frog |
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Tis better to beg
forgiveness than to ask permission. |
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To be or not to be,
that is the question! |
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To be or not to
be...that is not for you to decide. It's the doctors'
choice. |
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To dream a dream
takes adventure to follow your dream and takes courage.
To live your dream is pure heaven. |
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To dream of the
person you want to be is to kill the person you are! |
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To handle yourself,
use your head. To handle others, use your heart. |
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To infinity and
beyond! |
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To run with the big
dog, you can't pee like a puppy. |
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To the world you
might be somebody, but to somebody you might be the
world. |
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Today I cherish.
Tomorrow I dust. |
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Today is a fun day,
no matter how bad it is. |
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Today is the first
day of the rest of my life. |
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Too often we
underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind
word, a listening ear, an honest compliment or the
smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential
to turn a life around. |
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Treat me good, and
I will treat you better! |
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Treat me like an
angel, and I'll show you heaven. |
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Treat me like the
princess that I am, and in return you shall be treated
as the prince that you are. |
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Treat people like
you want to be treated. |
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True love is doing
something for someone, even if it hurts. |
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Trust me. I'm a
nurse. |
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Turn the page. |
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Unconditional love
is all that is real. Everything else is an illusion. |
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Use it or lose it! |
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We are passing thru
but once. Make it count. |
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We do all the dirty
work! |
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We don't make much
money, but we sure do have fun. |
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We don't stop
playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop
playing. |
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"We shall steer
safely through every storm, so long as our heart is
right, our intention fervent, our courage steadfast, and
our trust fixed on God!" --- S.W. Kimball |
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Welcome to America.
Now speak ENGLISH! |
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Well butter my
butt, and call me a bisquit! |
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We're trapped like
sailors on a submarine. |
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What goes around,
comes around! |
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What goes in always
comes out! |
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What would you do
if you knew you could not fail? |
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Whatever blows your
skirt up! |
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Whatever! |
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What's for dinner? |
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What's mine is
mine, and what's yours is mine. |
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What's the worst
that could happen? |
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When all else
fails, get a lawyer. |
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When life gives you
lemons, make lemonade! |
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When the going gets
tough, hang in there! |
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When the hope dies,
and the love fades, the dream shrivels up, like a rose
in the shade. |
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When you hug
someone, never be the first to let go. |
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When you lay your
dream to rest, it is easy to get second best, but it's
hard to get enough. |
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Where there is a
will there is a way. |
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Who let the dogs
out! |
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Whoa, buddy! |
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Whoever named it
necking was a poor judge of anatomy. |
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Why can't we all
just get along? |
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Why do we say love
hurts? Love doesn't hurt! It is living without love that
hurts! |
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Why don't
intelligent people hang out in chat rooms? |
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Wives are young
men's mistresses, companions to the middle aged, and old
men's nurses…So why would you want to be any of those? |
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Words desrcibing
love, as felt by each then given to another, may float
on the wind with eternal beauty. |
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Work hard. Play
harder. |
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Worry is like a
rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it gets
you nowhere. |
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Yeah...Right! |
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Yes, but the sex
life of a fish is nothing to brag about. |
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Yesterday is
history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift! |
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You are a child of
the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You
have a right to be here. |
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You can look, but
no touch! |
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You can never have
enough. |
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You can never have
too many friends. |
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You can't be a
"real woman" if you can't put up your own tent. |
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You can't climb the
ladder of success with your hands in your pockets. |
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You can't make
footprints in the sands of time if you are sitting on
your butt. Who wants to make butt prints in the sands of
time? |
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"You don't ask, you
don't get." --- Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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You don't come to
love a perfect person. You come to see an imperfect
person perfectly. |
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You get what you
deserve. |
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You got it, share
it! |
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You have to color
outside the lines sometimes, if you want to make your
life a masterpiece. |
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You have to have a
sense of humor! |
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You have to learn
when to let go. |
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You have to measure
your success by what you had to give up. |
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You must respect to
get respect! |
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You need to go
away. |
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You never know how
much someone means to you, until it's too late. |
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You never know how
something you may say or do today will affect the lives
of millions tomorrow. |
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You only have one
chance to make a first impression, so AMAZE ME! |
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"You should be
kissed...and often...by someone who knows how." ---
Rhett Butler |
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You will do foolish
things, but do them with enthusiasm. |
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You will never know
until you try. |
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You would not worry
about what people think of you, if you knew how little
they did. |
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You'll hear me
better if you look me in the eye. |
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Your happiness is
intertwined with your outlook in life. |
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Your life is what
you make it. |
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You're never too
old to learn something new. |
