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Happy is he, or
she, who finds his purpose in life. |
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Hard work pays off,
eventually. Laziness pays off now. |
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He who lives by the
quotes of others never truly lives. |
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He who tells the
truth will win in the end. |
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Heard any good puns
lately? |
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Help make it
better, suffer in silence, or quit. |
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Hindsight is always
20/20. |
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Hooah! |
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Hope is not a
course of action. |
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I ain't in it to
get rich. |
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I am a free spirit
with morals. |
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I am an American,
fighting in the forces which guard my country and our
way of life. I am an American fighting man, responsible
for my actions and dedicated to the principles which
made my country free. I trust in my God and in the
United States of America. |
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I am legion, for we
are many. |
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I am not a person
that judges, so do not judge me without knowing me
first. |
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I am sick and tired
of being sick and tired. |
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I believe in small
acts of kindness. |
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I can do anything
through Christ who gives me the strength I need. ---
phil. 4:13 |
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I can only please
one person a day, and today isn't your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking too good, either. |
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I can. I must. I
will. |
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I don't suffer from
insanity. I enjoy it. |
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I drive way too
fast to worry about cholesterol. |
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I fight what you
fear. |
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I fish, because the
little voices in my head tell me to fish. |
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I gave up drinking,
smoking, and sex...worst 15 minutes of my life. |
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I got the toys,
and I love to make noise. |
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I hate quotes! |
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I have taken the
road less traveled, and it has made quite a difference! |
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I know you from
where? |
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I live in a state
of perpetual confusion. |
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I live my life a
quarter mile at a time. |
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I love it when a
plan comes together! |
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I need independence
to set my soul free. |
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I once had a handle
on life, but it broke. |
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I roar like a lion,
but get to know me. I am humble as a lamb. |
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I wasn't kissing
him. I was whispering in his mouth. |
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I will do that
tomorrow. Gone grabbing. |
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I won't tell if you
won't. |
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I would rather die
on my feet than live on my knees. |
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If a$$holes could
fly, this place would be an airport. |
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If an Oriental
person spun around in circles, would he become
disoriented? |
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If at first you
don't succeed, then bungee jumping isn't for you. |
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If I take you out
on a date, what time do I have to bring you back to
Heaven? |
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If it ain't broke,
re-engineer it. |
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If it happens, it
happens. If it don't, it don't. |
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If it is love you
seek, you need not look beyond your heart, for your
heart never lies and it can't be fooled by misleading
souls. |
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If it is to be, it
is up to me. |
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If it works, use
it. |
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If it's broke, fix
it. If it's not, then make it better. |
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If it's real, you
will know it! |
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If knowledge is the
key, then show me the lock. |
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If life hands you
lemons, add tequila and triple sec, and have a
margarita! |
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If life wasn't
hard, you would never know easy. |
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If something seems
too good to be true, it probably is. |
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If the doors of
perception were cleansed, life would be as it should be,
infinite. |
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If there is no
wind, row! |
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If wishes were
horses beggars would ride. |
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If you always do
what you always did, you'll always get what you got. |
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If you are gonna do
it, do it right. |
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If you are not one
of three people, go stand in line. |
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If you are sitting
at the table for more than twenty minutes and you can't
find out who the sucker is, then the sucker is you. |
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If you can't change
it, leave it alone. |
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If you can't live
for the day, then you need to live for the night. |
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If you can't run
with the pack, you're lunch. |
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If you can't stand
the heat, then stay out of the kitchen. |
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If you don't ask,
then you'll never know. |
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If you don't know
me, don't bother me! |
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If you fail to
plan, you plan to fail. |
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If you see
something wrong and don't correct it, you've just set a
new standard. |
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If you spend most
of your time worrying about the future then your never
going to be able to enjoy the present. |
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If you think you
can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. |
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If you wait until
the last minute, it only takes a minute to do! |
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If you wish peace,
prepare for war. |
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If you're scared, say
you're scared. |
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If you're happy and
you know it, clap your hands. |
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If you're not busy
being born, you're busy dying. |
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If you're out here
without a plan, you're just out here. |
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If you're talking
about me, that means you're obviously thinking about me. |
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If you're willing
to compete, why tolerate losing? |
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I'll try anything
once, twice if I like it. |
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I'm a very nice guy
until you piss me off. |
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I'm looking forward
to regretting it. |
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I'm not cheap, but
I am on special this week. |
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I'm not conceited,
just confident. |
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I'm too blessed to
be stressed. |
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I'm too bold to be
old. |
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I'm your
Huckleberry. |
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In complete
darkness we are all the same. It's only wisdom and
knowledge that separates us. Don't let your eyes deceive
you! |
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In life each person
has a purpose, and only they need to search within
themselves to find it. |
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In my next 30 years
I'm going to have some fun! |
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In order for you to
get on your feet, you first need to get off you’re a$$. |
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In the end, music
will save us all. |
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Is that a
challenge? |
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Is that gun loaded? |
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It ain't that
serious! |
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It is a good deal. |
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It is better to be
gone but not forgotten than to be forgotten but not
gone. |
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It is better to
burn out than fade away. |
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It is only after
you have lost everything that you are free to do
anything. |
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It isn't what you
say. It is how it is interpreted by the listener, so be
careful what you say! |
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It wasn't me. |
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It will feel better
once it stops hurting. |
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It's a good day
when you wake up and see the ceiling! |
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It's all good. |
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It's been a long
strange journey, and there is always more to come. |
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It's better to be
fooled by a kiss than to be kissed by a fool! |
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It's better to have
loved and lost than to never have loved at all. |
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It's better to
remain quiet and be thought a fool than to speak and
remove all doubt. |
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It's cheaper to
keep them. That's why I am broke. |
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It's God's
responsibility to forgive Bin Laden. It's our
responsibility to arrange the meeting. (USMC) |
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It's in the past.
Now is the time to plan for the future. |
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It's lack of faith
that makes people afraid of challenges. |
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It's not the fall
that hurts. It's the getting back up! |
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It's not the round
in the gun that makes it dangerous. It is the idiot
behind it. |
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It's what I do,
man. |
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It's your lie. Tell
it the way you want. |
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Just because you
are upset, that doesn't give you the right to be cruel. |
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Just get it done. |
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Just make it
happen, man. |
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Keep a happy heart. |
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Keep on keepin' on. |
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Kick rocks. |
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Kind words can be
short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly
endless. |
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Know your role. |
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Knowledge is power. |
