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Happiness is an inside job. |
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Have a nice day…unless you've made
other plans. |
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Having a passion to help others
gives purpose and meaning to life! |
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Having abandoned my search for
truth, I am now looking for a good fantasy. |
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He is no friend who has no time! |
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He profits most who serves best. |
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He who angers you, controls you! |
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Heck if I know! |
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Help! My life feels like I'm
trapped in a Tennessee Williams' play! |
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Helping others for a living may
not pay well, but it's rewards are priceless. |
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Honesty is the best policy, but
insanity is a better defense. |
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Hope is a dream you make for
yourself. |
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How can I soar like an eagle when
I'm surrounded by turkeys? |
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I am grateful each day to rise and
be the person God wants me to be. |
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I am the canary in the mine. |
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I bid you peace. |
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I can thank you with a whisper or
condemn you with a roar. |
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I choose to make every day a
Zippity-do-dah-day. |
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I cried because I had no shoes,
until I saw a man who had no feet. |
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I daydream to avoid the oddities
of everyday life. Is that so wrong? |
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I don't know where I'm going, but
I'm making record time. --- test pilot |
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I feared change until I saw that
even the most beautiful butterfly had to undergo a
metamorphosis before it could fly. |
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I get high on oxygen and sunshine! |
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I have learned that success is to
be measured not by ones position that has been reached
in life but by the obstacles one has overcome while
trying to succeed. |
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I have not yet begun to fight. |
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"I have sometimes been wildly,
despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but
through it all I still know quite certainly that just to
be alive is a grand thing." ---Agatha Christie |
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I help to heal the broken places
in people's hearts. |
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I hope to change one small corner
of the world with a smile on both of our faces. |
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I kicked the map into the river. |
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I look into the face of a child
and see the innocence man forgets as he grows. Then I
see the pain of being hungry, the hurt of being alone,
and I weep inside for the hundreds I can't save and
rejoice for the one I can. |
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I love to help kids! |
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I may not agree with what you say,
but I will defend till my death your right to say it. |
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I may not be responsible for where
I am, but I will be responsible for where I go! |
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I must be a mushroom! Everyone
keeps me in the dark and feeds me bullsh*t! |
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I must be butter, because I'm on a
roll. |
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"I never cared for the sound of
being alone." ---Neil Diamond |
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I never learned nothin' from
playing it safe. |
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I used to go crazy most of my
days. Now, I'm taking my time with my days. |
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I used to want to be a
procrastinator, but I just never got around to it. |
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I was born ready! |
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I was country, when country wasn't
cool! |
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I will always condescend to men of
low estate. |
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I will gladly give you my input
and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told
you so!" |
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I wondered why somebody didn't do
something, and then I realized I am somebody. |
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I would rather be alone than be
lonely with someone! |
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I would rather have 30 minutes of
wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special. |
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I'd rather be writing. |
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I'd rather have a bottle in front
of me, than a frontal lobotomy. |
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If "if's" and but's" were candy
and nuts, every day would be Christmas! |
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If God is for you, who can be
against you? |
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If I don't get in touch with you
in a year or two, please show me the same consideration. |
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If I say a duck can pull a truck,
then hook him up. |
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If it ain't broke, then don't fix
it! |
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If it wasn't hard, they wouldn't
call it "trying". Once you have mastered something, it
just called "doing". |
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If life's a bowl of cherries, why
do I always get the pits? |
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If my name is on it, you know it's
done right. |
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If only I could throw away the
urge to trace my patterns in your heart, I could really
see you. |
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If there were no problems, there
would be no opportunities to grow. |
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If there's a light inside, it will
shine. |
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If thoughts become your actions,
and your actions become your character, then your
character becomes your destiny. |
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If time is in a bottle, then don't
waste time sipping. |
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"If we did all the things we are
capable of doing, we could literally astound ourselves."
--- Thomas Edison |
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If you are always afraid to take
the 1st step, the footprints you leave will be few. |
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If you assume there is no hope,
you guarantee that there will be no hope. |
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If you can't be kind, at least
have the decency to be vague! |
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If you can't feel it, you can't
heal it! |
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If you didn't want to know, you
shouldn't have asked. |
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If you don't have anything nice to
say, I don't want to hear it! |
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If you don't make at least one
mistake a day, you're not investing enough in life. |
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If you don't take control of your
life, someone else will. |
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If you dwell in the past, your
life is history. |
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"If you have built castles in the
air, your work need not be lost. That is where they
should be. Now, put the foundations under them." ---
Henry David Thoreau |
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If you have helped change one
life, you have helped change the world. |
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If you keep doing what you've been
doing, you'll keep getting what you've been getting. |
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If you lie down with dogs, expect
to get up with fleas! |
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If you love someone, put his name
in a circle, instead of a heart. Hearts can break, but
circles go on forever. |
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If you love something, set it
free. If it comes back to you, it is truly meant to be. |
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If you never learn anything else
in life, learn how to love yourself. |
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If you really want to be happy,
nobody can stop you! |
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If you take everything seriously,
you've got some serious work to do! |
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If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be
respected, sit down and shut up. |
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If your heart can believe it and
your mind can conceive it, then you can achieve it! |
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If your ship doesn't come in, swim
out to it! |
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If you're not living on the edge,
then you're taking up too much space! |
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If you're not outraged, you're not
paying attention. |
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I'll find a way. |
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I'm anything, but typical. |
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I'm just peachy! |
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I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I
was wrong, but I was wrong. |
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I'm not fat. I'm big boned. |
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I'm not sure I know what normal
is. |
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I'm sittin' on top of the world
with my legs hangin' free. |
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I'm still standing after all these
years. |
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I'm too blessed to be stressed. |
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"Imagination is more important
than knowledge." --- Albert Einstein |
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Imagination is the language of the
soul. |
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In everyone's past, there is a
love they never got over, and a summer when it all
began. |
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In the end, only kindness matters. |
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In this world you have to be a
little too kind to be kind enough. |
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Intelligence doesn't stoop to
ignorance! |
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"It has been my experience that
folks who have no vices have very few virtues." ---
Abraham Lincoln |
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"It is better to be hated for who
you are, than to be loved for who you try to be."
---Rosie O'donnell |
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It is better to be silent and be
considered a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt! |
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It is not who you are. It's whom
you know. |
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"It is only with the heart that
one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to
the eye."
--- Antoine de Saint-Exupery |
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It is possible to commit no
mistakes and still lose. This is not weakness. This is
life. |
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It matters not how long we live,
but how. |
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It may be the early bird that
catches the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets
the cheese! |
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It takes a lot of things to prove
you are smart, but it only takes one thing to prove you
are ignorant. |
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It takes courage to grow up and be
whom you really are. |
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It wasn't me! |
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It's all a matter of how you look
at it. |
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It's all about mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. |
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It's better to open the floodgates
than to let the dam break. |
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It's by the deception of illusion
that we experience reality. |
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It's doable. |
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It's easier to live with regrets
of things you've done than to regret things you didn't. |
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It's hard to be nostalgic when you
can't remember anything. |
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It's hard to be sad, when you're
singing. |
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It's never too late to have a
happy childhood. |
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It's never too late. Hope always
is rewarded. |
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It's not a matter of choosing the
right partner, but rather of being the right partner. |
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It's not easy! |
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It's not wise to argue with a 900
pound gorilla about the ownership of bananas. |
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It's not your aptitude, but your
attitude that determines your altitude! |
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"It's o.k. to let yourself go, as
long as you can get yourself back." --- Mick Jagger |
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It's too wet to plow and too windy
to stack BB's, so let's dance. |
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It's what we do for the kids that
counts. |
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"I've known a lot of troubles in
my life, and most of them never happened." --- Mark
Twain |
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Just look inside. You might find
what you're looking for! |
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Just when you think things can't
get worse, they do. |
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"Keep me away from the wisdom
which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh,
and the greatness which does not bow before children."
--- Kahlil Gibran |
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Kids in the backseat cause
accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids. |
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KISS...Keep It Simple Stupid! |
