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Lawyers judge a man by how prompt he
is... a Maine guide by how sharp his knife. |
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Let's go to trial! |
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Let's not go there. |
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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90%
how you react to it. |
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Life is like a bowl of cherries, but
why so many pits? |
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Life is like an Interstate System. Your
destiny depends on what exit you get off. |
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Life is like sandpaper... rough! |
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Life is too short for lite beer. |
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Life is unfair, so sue somebody! |
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Life's too short to waste and too long
to haste. |
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Live like you'll die tomorrow. Work
like you'll live forever. |
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Living speaks louder than logic. |
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Make barbeque, not war. |
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Man may have discovered fire, but women
discovered how to play with it! |
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Men are from Marseilles. Women are from
Venice. |
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Merely because the law permits us to
make fools of ourselves does not mean that we have to take advantage of
every opportunity presented to us for doing so. |
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My briefs are the best! |
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My karma ran over my dogma. |
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross
habits with my net income. |
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NEVER EVER stay out in the sun all day
without sunscreen (it hurts) no matter what they say! |
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Never get angry. Get even! |
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Never get into fights with ugly people,
because they have nothing to lose. |
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Never grow a wishbone where your
backbone ought to be. |
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Never settle. |
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Never underestimate the power of a
smile. You never know who it will reach. |
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No one is a fool who gives up that
which he cannot keep for that which he cannot lose. |
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. |
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Not Guilty! |
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Not in my Courtroom! |
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Nothing good ever comes from talking to
the cops. |
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Nothing great was ever accomplished
without hard work, extreme risk and great sacrifice. |
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Nothing is better than hot sex and a
steak. |
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Objection... Irrelevant, Immaterial and
Immoral! |
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Of all the time in the day, the time I
spend with you I cherish most when I'm away. |
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On his deathbed, no one ever said,
"Gee, I wish I'd spent more time at the office." |
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Once a wise man seeking treasure found
in friendship fullest measure. How much rarer still than gold is the love
true friends may hold! |
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One must bend like the willow and not
be rigid like the oak. |
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Only lawyers and painters can change
black to white. --- Chinese Proverb |
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Only the mediocre are always at their
best! |
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Opportunities are never lost. Someone
always takes them! |
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Opportunity once forsaken is
opportunity lost forever. |
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Pain today…get paid tomorrow. |
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People invite themselves into the
criminal justice system by getting arrested. |
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People who live subject to other
people's laws are victims. People who break laws out of greed, frustration
or vengeance are victims. People who overturn laws just to replace them with
their own are victims. The will of the people is the best law. |
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Personality is what you do when someone
is watching. Character is what you do when no one is watching. |
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Plan your work. Work your plan. |
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Quote a man for the wisdom of his
words, not for the luster of his name. |
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Seek first to understand, then to be
understood. |
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Sex is like chinese dinner. It's not
over till you both get your cookies. |
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Some days you're the windshield. Some
days you're the bug. |
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Some things are better off being a
mystery. |
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Sometimes, it is not enough that we do
our best. Sometimes, we must do what is required. |
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Strategy. |
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Success is when preparation meets
opportunity. |
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Suing is only better than killing...and
not by very much. |
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Support your local attorney. Send your
kid to medical school. |
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Take care of the pennies, and the
dollars will take care of themselves. |
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Take from the rich, and call it a day. |
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Take your time, think a lot. Think of
everything you've got. You may still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may
not. |
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Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer. |
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Thank you, God! I passed the bar! |
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The art of being a good solo is staying
one step ahead of whichever alligator is about to bite you in the butt next. |
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The best leadership is that noticed
least by the people. |
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The greatest obstacle to personal
achievement are the limitations which we place upon ourselves. |
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The happiest people don't necessarily
have the best of everything. They just make the most of everything that
comes their way. |
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The ignorant person does not know. Nor
does the fool understand. --- Psalm 92 |
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The law is a jealous mistress. |
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The only place where SUCCESS comes
before WORK is in the dictionary. |
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The only reason a Grand Jury can indict
a ham sandwich is that they don't have to eat it. |
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The only substitute for good manners is
fast reflexes. |
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The only thing that makes life bearable
is how quickly it changes. |
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The only wisdom we can hope to acquire
is the wisdom of humility. Humility is endless. |
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The pen is mightier than the sword. |
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The possibility that we may fail in the
struggle ought not deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be
just. |
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The sooner you fall behind, the more
time you have to catch up! |
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The truth is out there. |
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The truth may hurt, but lies destroy
dreams. |
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The weather is here. Wish you were
beautiful! |
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There are three kinds of people...
those who can count and those that can't. |
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There are two kinds of lawyers...
lawyers that know the law and lawyers who know the judge. |
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There are two sides to every issue.
Don't pre-judge, ever! |
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There is only one child in all the
world, and that child's name is All Children. |
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There's a skeleton in everybody's
closet. I can think of one or two in my own room. |
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There's flirting, and there's crime. |
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Those individuals who would give up
freedom for security deserve neither! |
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Time is like money, so don't waste it.
Invest it. |
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Time is on loan. Make the most of it! |
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Timing is everything! |
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To be the man, you have to beat the
man. |
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Tomorrow, I shall be sober, and you
will still be ugly. |
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Want to make God laugh? Tell him your
plans. |
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We all want to be the person our Dogs
think we are! |
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We can only ask the courts to give us a
legal system. God gives us the justice system |
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We can't always get who we want. |
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We have the free will to set the
boundary between right and wrong in our own minds. True character is
adhering to those boundaries you've already set, no matter the circumstance. |
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We often face great opportunities
disguised as impossible situations. |
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What lies behind us and what lies ahead
of us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. |
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What stands if freedom falls? |
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Whatever direction I walk, the wind
always is blowing in my face. |
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When I die, I want it to be said that I
lived a life that mattered. |
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When love and skill work together,
expect a masterpiece. |
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When you are in S*** up to your
eyeballs, it's best to keep your mouth shut. |
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When you're up to you’re a$$ in
alligators, it's hard to recall that your initial objective was to drain the
swamp. |
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Where there's a will, there's an
attorney's fee. |
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Whether you believe you can, or you
believe you can't, either way you're right! |
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Yeah, I said that. I did that. I'm fine
with it. |
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You don't stop playing because you get
old. You get old because you stop playing! |
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You get into the rat race, and you
discover that every time you beat the rat they'll bring you bigger rats. |
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You gotta be crazy to play this game. |
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You know you are in trouble when a
swamp starts looking familiar. |
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You only get one life to live, but if
you live it right, once is enough! |
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You see things everyday that catch your
eye but very rarely things that catch your heart. Pursue them. |
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You signed what? |
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You talk when you cease to be at peace
with your thoughts, and in much of your talking, thinking is half murdered. |
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You win a few. You lose a few. |
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Your character is what you are and what
you do when no one else is looking. |
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You're never fully dressed without a
smile. |
