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Fountain of Wisdom: Attorneys
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Americans' favorite inspirational, motivational funny sayings, phrases and quotes from lawyers, attorneys, and others in the legal professions from all over the U.S.

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Lawyers judge a man by how prompt he is... a Maine guide by how sharp his knife.
Let's go to trial!
Let's not go there.
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
Life is like a bowl of cherries, but why so many pits?
Life is like an Interstate System. Your destiny depends on what exit you get off.
Life is like sandpaper... rough!
Life is too short for lite beer.
Life is unfair, so sue somebody!
Life's too short to waste and too long to haste.
Live like you'll die tomorrow. Work like you'll live forever.
Living speaks louder than logic.
Make barbeque, not war.
Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it!
Men are from Marseilles. Women are from Venice.
  Merely because the law permits us to make fools of ourselves does not mean that we have to take advantage of every opportunity presented to us for doing so.
My briefs are the best!
My karma ran over my dogma.
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
NEVER EVER stay out in the sun all day without sunscreen (it hurts) no matter what they say!
Never get angry. Get even!
Never get into fights with ugly people, because they have nothing to lose.
Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
Never settle.
Never underestimate the power of a smile. You never know who it will reach.
No one is a fool who gives up that which he cannot keep for that which he cannot lose.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Not Guilty!
Not in my Courtroom!
Nothing good ever comes from talking to the cops.
Nothing great was ever accomplished without hard work, extreme risk and great sacrifice.
Nothing is better than hot sex and a steak.
Objection... Irrelevant, Immaterial and Immoral!
Of all the time in the day, the time I spend with you I cherish most when I'm away.
On his deathbed, no one ever said, "Gee, I wish I'd spent more time at the office."
  Once a wise man seeking treasure found in friendship fullest measure. How much rarer still than gold is the love true friends may hold!
One must bend like the willow and not be rigid like the oak.
Only lawyers and painters can change black to white. --- Chinese Proverb
Only the mediocre are always at their best!
Opportunities are never lost. Someone always takes them!
Opportunity once forsaken is opportunity lost forever.
Pain today…get paid tomorrow.
People invite themselves into the criminal justice system by getting arrested.
  People who live subject to other people's laws are victims. People who break laws out of greed, frustration or vengeance are victims. People who overturn laws just to replace them with their own are victims. The will of the people is the  best law.
Personality is what you do when someone is watching. Character is what you do when no one is watching.
Plan your work. Work your plan.
Quote a man for the wisdom of his words, not for the luster of his name.
Seek first to understand, then to be understood.
Sex is like chinese dinner. It's not over till you both get your cookies.
Some days you're the windshield. Some days you're the bug.
Some things are better off being a mystery.
Sometimes, it is not enough that we do our best. Sometimes, we must do what is required.
Success is when preparation meets opportunity.
Suing is only better than killing...and not by very much.
Support your local attorney. Send your kid to medical school.
Take care of the pennies, and the dollars will take care of themselves.
Take from the rich, and call it a day.
Take your time, think a lot. Think of everything you've got. You may still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
Thank you, God! I passed the bar!
The art of being a good solo is staying one step ahead of whichever alligator is about to bite you in the butt next.
The best leadership is that noticed least by the people.
The greatest obstacle to personal achievement are the limitations which we place upon ourselves.
  The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the most of everything that comes their way.
The ignorant person does not know. Nor does the fool understand. --- Psalm 92
The law is a jealous mistress.
The only place where SUCCESS comes before WORK is in the dictionary.
The only reason a Grand Jury can indict a ham sandwich is that they don't have to eat it.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
The only thing that makes life bearable is how quickly it changes.
The only wisdom we can hope to acquire is the wisdom of humility. Humility is endless.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up!
The truth is out there.
The truth may hurt, but lies destroy dreams.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful!
There are three kinds of people... those who can count and those that can't.
There are two kinds of lawyers... lawyers that know the law and lawyers who know the judge.
There are two sides to every issue. Don't pre-judge, ever!
There is only one child in all the world, and that child's name is All Children.
There's a skeleton in everybody's closet.  I can think of one or two in my own room.
There's flirting, and there's crime.
Those individuals who would give up freedom for security deserve neither!
Time is like money, so don't waste it. Invest it.
Time is on loan. Make the most of it!
Timing is everything!
To be the man, you have to beat the man.
Tomorrow, I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly.
Want to make God laugh? Tell him your plans.
We all want to be the person our Dogs think we are!
We can only ask the courts to give us a legal system. God gives us the justice system
We can't always get who we want.
  We have the free will to set the boundary between right and wrong in our own minds. True character is adhering to those boundaries you've already set, no matter the circumstance.
We often face great opportunities disguised as impossible situations.
What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
What stands if freedom falls?
Whatever direction I walk, the wind always is blowing in my face.
When I die, I want it to be said that I lived a life that mattered.
When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
When you are in S*** up to your eyeballs, it's best to keep your mouth shut.
When you're up to you’re a$$ in alligators, it's hard to recall that your initial objective was to drain the swamp.
Where there's a will,  there's an attorney's fee.
Whether you believe you can, or you believe you can't, either way you're right!
Yeah, I said that. I did that. I'm fine with it.
You don't stop playing because you get old. You get old because you stop playing!
You get into the rat race, and you discover that every time you beat the rat they'll bring you bigger rats.
You gotta be crazy to play this game.
You know you are in trouble when a swamp starts looking familiar.
You only get one life to live, but if you live it right, once is enough!
You see things everyday that catch your eye but very rarely things that catch your heart. Pursue them.
You signed what?
You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts, and in much of your talking, thinking is half murdered.
You win a few. You lose a few.
Your character is what you are and what you do when no one else is looking.
You're never fully dressed without a smile.

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