Always expect the unexpected.

Always go with your first instinct.

And you are surprised by this, why?

Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies.

Be who you are.

Get out of the kitchen.

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

Happiness is where you find it.

Home is where the heart is.

Home is where we park it!

I am what I am, and that's all that I am.

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy!

I can't wait til they move out.

If everyone were the same in this world, life would be so boring!

If life were perfect, there would be nothing to laugh about.

If you can't handle my point of view, then don't ask.

If you don't know what your options are, you don't have any.

It's better to be able to look down at the grass each day than up at the roots.

Judge me all you want. Just keep the verdict to yourself.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Love me for who I am, not for who you want me to be.

Make at least one new friend a day!

Make this life memorable!

My life has been spent in one long effort to escape the common places of existence.

Practice principled acts of logic and ruthless self-interest.

Serenity NOW!

Stay focused as you stand on the threshold of your dreams.

Take lots of pictures!

Thank God for a sense of humor!

The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.

There's no place like home.

This is a Kodak moment!

To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are!

We are all dysfunctional. Get over it!

You can only be what your genes will allow you to be, as modified by environment.

You laugh because I am different. I laugh because you are the same.

You think I'm crazy, huh?