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Andersen's Fairy Tales
by Hans Christian Andersen

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I. A Beginning

Every author has some peculiarity in his descriptions or in his style of

writing. Those who do not like him, magnify it, shrug up their shoulders, and

exclaim--there he is again! I, for my part, know very well how I can bring

about this movement and this exclamation. It would happen immediately if I

were to begin here, as I intended to do, with: "Rome has its Corso, Naples its

Toledo"--"Ah! that Andersen; there he is again!" they would cry; yet I must,

to please my fancy, continue quite quietly, and add: "But Copenhagen has its

East Street."

Here, then, we will stay for the present. In one of the houses not far from

the new market a party was invited--a very large party, in order, as is often

the case, to get a return invitation from the others. One half of the company

was already seated at the card-table, the other half awaited the result of the

stereotype preliminary observation of the lady of the house:

"Now let us see what we can do to amuse ourselves."

They had got just so far, and the conversation began to crystallise, as it

could but do with the scanty stream which the commonplace world supplied.

Amongst other things they spoke of the middle ages: some praised that period

as far more interesting, far more poetical than our own too sober present;

indeed Councillor Knap defended this opinion so warmly, that the hostess

declared immediately on his side, and both exerted themselves with unwearied

eloquence. The Councillor boldly declared the time of King Hans to be the

noblest and the most happy period.

* A.D. 1482-1513

While the conversation turned on this subject, and was only for a moment

interrupted by the arrival of a journal that contained nothing worth reading,

we will just step out into the antechamber, where cloaks, mackintoshes,

sticks, umbrellas, and shoes, were deposited. Here sat two female figures, a

young and an old one. One might have thought at first they were servants come

to accompany their mistresses home; but on looking nearer, one soon saw they

could scarcely be mere servants; their forms were too noble for that, their

skin too fine, the cut of their dress too striking. Two fairies were they; the

younger, it is true, was not Dame Fortune herself, but one of the

waiting-maids of her handmaidens who carry about the lesser good things that

she distributes; the other looked extremely gloomy--it was Care. She always

attends to her own serious business herself, as then she is sure of having it

done properly.

They were telling each other, with a confidential interchange of ideas, where

they had been during the day. The messenger of Fortune had only executed a few

unimportant commissions, such as saving a new bonnet from a shower of rain,

etc.; but what she had yet to perform was something quite unusual.

"I must tell you," said she, "that to-day is my birthday; and in honor of it,

a pair of walking-shoes or galoshes has been entrusted to me, which I am to

carry to mankind. These shoes possess the property of instantly transporting

him who has them on to the place or the period in which he most wishes to be;

every wish, as regards time or place, or state of being, will be immediately

fulfilled, and so at last man will be happy, here below."

"Do you seriously believe it?" replied Care, in a severe tone of reproach.

"No; he will be very unhappy, and will assuredly bless the moment when he

feels that he has freed himself from the fatal shoes."

"Stupid nonsense!" said the other angrily. "I will put them here by the door.

Some one will make a mistake for certain and take the wrong ones--he will be a

happy man."

Such was their conversation.

II. What Happened to the Councillor

It was late; Councillor Knap, deeply occupied with the times of King Hans,

intended to go home, and malicious Fate managed matters so that his feet,

instead of finding their way to his own galoshes, slipped into those of

Fortune. Thus caparisoned the good man walked out of the well-lighted rooms

into East Street. By the magic power of the shoes he was carried back to the

times of King Hans; on which account his foot very naturally sank in the mud

and puddles of the street, there having been in those days no pavement in


"Well! This is too bad! How dirty it is here!" sighed the Councillor. "As to a

pavement, I can find no traces of one, and all the lamps, it seems, have gone

to sleep."

The moon was not yet very high; it was besides rather foggy, so that in the

darkness all objects seemed mingled in chaotic confusion. At the next corner

hung a votive lamp before a Madonna, but the light it gave was little better

than none at all; indeed, he did not observe it before he was exactly under

it, and his eyes fell upon the bright colors of the pictures which represented

the well-known group of the Virgin and the infant Jesus.

"That is probably a wax-work show," thought he; "and the people delay taking

down their sign in hopes of a late visitor or two."

A few persons in the costume of the time of King Hans passed quickly by him.

"How strange they look! The good folks come probably from a masquerade!"

Suddenly was heard the sound of drums and fifes; the bright blaze of a fire

shot up from time to time, and its ruddy gleams seemed to contend with the

bluish light of the torches. The Councillor stood still, and watched a most

strange procession pass by. First came a dozen drummers, who understood pretty

well how to handle their instruments; then came halberdiers, and some armed

with cross-bows. The principal person in the procession was a priest.

Astonished at what he saw, the Councillor asked what was the meaning of all

this mummery, and who that man was.

"That's the Bishop of Zealand," was the answer.

"Good Heavens! What has taken possession of the Bishop?" sighed the

Councillor, shaking his bead. It certainly could not be the Bishop; even

though he was considered the most absent man in the whole kingdom, and people

told the drollest anecdotes about him. Reflecting on the matter, and without

looking right or left, the Councillor went through East Street and across the

Habro-Platz. The bridge leading to Palace Square was not to be found; scarcely

trusting his senses, the nocturnal wanderer discovered a shallow piece of

water, and here fell in with two men who very comfortably were rocking to and

fro in a boat.

"Does your honor want to cross the ferry to the Holme?" asked they.

"Across to the Holme!" said the Councillor, who knew nothing of the age in

which he at that moment was. "No, I am going to Christianshafen, to Little

Market Street."

Both men stared at him in astonishment.

"Only just tell me where the bridge is," said he. "It is really unpardonable

that there are no lamps here; and it is as dirty as if one had to wade through

a morass."

The longer he spoke with the boatmen, the more unintelligible did their

language become to him.

"I don't understand your Bornholmish dialect," said he at last, angrily, and

turning his back upon them. He was unable to find the bridge: there was no

railway either. "It is really disgraceful what a state this place is in,"

muttered he to himself. Never had his age, with which, however, he was always

grumbling, seemed so miserable as on this evening. "I'll take a

hackney-coach!" thought he. But where were the hackneycoaches? Not one was to

be seen.

"I must go back to the New Market; there, it is to be hoped, I shall find some

coaches; for if I don't, I shall never get safe to Christianshafen."

So off he went in the direction of East Street, and had nearly got to the end

of it when the moon shone forth.

"God bless me! What wooden scaffolding is that which they have set up there?"

cried he involuntarily, as he looked at East Gate, which, in those days, was

at the end of East Street.

He found, however, a little side-door open, and through this he went, and

stepped into our New Market of the present time. It was a huge desolate plain;

some wild bushes stood up here and there, while across the field flowed a

broad canal or river. Some wretched hovels for the Dutch sailors, resembling

great boxes, and after which the place was named, lay about in confused

disorder on the opposite bank.

"I either behold a fata morgana, or I am regularly tipsy," whimpered out the

Councillor. "But what's this?"

He turned round anew, firmly convinced that he was seriously ill. He gazed at

the street formerly so well known to him, and now so strange in appearance,

and looked at the houses more attentively: most of them were of wood, slightly

put together; and many had a thatched roof.

"No--I am far from well," sighed he; "and yet I drank only one glass of punch;

but I cannot suppose it--it was, too, really very wrong to give us punch and

hot salmon for supper. I shall speak about it at the first opportunity. I have

half a mind to go back again, and say what I suffer. But no, that would be too

silly; and Heaven only knows if they are up still."

He looked for the house, but it had vanished.

"It is really dreadful," groaned he with increasing anxiety; "I cannot

recognise East Street again; there is not a single decent shop from one end to

the other! Nothing but wretched huts can I see anywhere; just as if I were at

Ringstead. Ohl I am ill! I can scarcely bear myself any longer. Where the

deuce can the house be? It must be here on this very spot; yet there is not

the slightest idea of resemblance, to such a degree has everything changed

this night! At all events here are some people up and stirring. Oh! oh! I am

certainly very ill."

He now hit upon a half-open door, through a chink of which a faint light

shone. It was a sort of hostelry of those times; a kind of public-house. The

room had some resemblance to the clay-floored halls in Holstein; a pretty

numerous company, consisting of seamen, Copenhagen burghers, and a few

scholars, sat here in deep converse over their pewter cans, and gave little

heed to the person who entered.

"By your leave!" said the Councillor to the Hostess, who came bustling towards

him. "I've felt so queer all of a sudden; would you have the goodness to send

for a hackney-coach to take me to Christianshafen?"

The woman examined him with eyes of astonishment, and shook her head; she then

addressed him in German. The Councillor thought she did not understand Danish,

and therefore repeated his wish in German. This, in connection with his

costume, strengthened the good woman in the belief that he was a foreigner.

That he was ill, she comprehended directly; so she brought him a pitcher of

water, which tasted certainly pretty strong of the sea, although it had been

fetched from the well.

The Councillor supported his head on his hand, drew a long breath, and thought

over all the wondrous things he saw around him.

"Is this the Daily News of this evening?" be asked mechanically, as he saw the

Hostess push aside a large sheet of paper.

The meaning of this councillorship query remained, of course, a riddle to her,

yet she handed him the paper without replying. It was a coarse wood-cut,

representing a splendid meteor "as seen in the town of Cologne," which was to

be read below in bright letters.

"That is very old!" said the Councillor, whom this piece of antiquity began to

make considerably more cheerful. "Pray how did you come into possession of

this rare print? It is extremely interesting, although the whole is a mere

fable. Such meteorous appearances are to be explained in this way--that they

are the reflections of the Aurora Borealis, and it is highly probable they are

caused principally by electricity."

Those persons who were sitting nearest him and beard his speech, stared at him

in wonderment; and one of them rose, took off his hat respectfully, and said

with a serious countenance, "You are no doubt a very learned man, Monsieur."

"Oh no," answered the Councillor, "I can only join in conversation on this

topic and on that, as indeed one must do according to the demands of the world

at present."

"Modestia is a fine virtue," continued the gentleman; "however, as to your

speech, I must say mihi secus videtur: yet I am willing to suspend my


"May I ask with whom I have the pleasure of speaking?" asked the Councillor.

"I am a Bachelor in Theologia," answered the gentleman with a stiff reverence.

This reply fully satisfied the Councillor; the title suited the dress. "He is

certainly," thought he, "some village schoolmaster-some queer old fellow, such

as one still often meets with in Jutland."

"This is no locus docendi, it is true," began the clerical gentleman; "yet I

beg you earnestly to let us profit by your learning. Your reading in the

ancients is, sine dubio, of vast extent?"

"Oh yes, I've read a something, to be sure," replied the Councillor. "I like

reading all useful works; but I do not on that account despise the modern

ones; 'tis only the unfortunate 'Tales of Every-day Life' that I cannot

bear--we have enough and more than enough such in reality."

"'Tales of Every-day Life?'" said our Bachelor inquiringly.

"I mean those new fangled novels, twisting and writhing themselves in the dust

of commonplace, which also expect to find a reading public."

"Oh," exclaimed the clerical gentleman smiling, "there is much wit in them;

besides they are read at court. The King likes the history of Sir Iffven and

Sir Gaudian particularly, which treats of King Arthur, and his Knights of the

Round Table; he has more than once joked about it with his high vassals."

"I have not read that novel," said the Councillor; "it must be quite a new

one, that Heiberg has published lately."

"No," answered the theologian of the time of King Hans: "that book is not

written by a Heiberg, but was imprinted by Godfrey von Gehmen."

"Oh, is that the author's name?" said the Councillor. "It is a very old name,

and, as well as I recollect, he was the first printer that appeared in


"Yes, he is our first printer," replied the clerical gentleman hastily.

So far all went on well. Some one of the worthy burghers now spoke of the

dreadful pestilence that had raged in the country a few years back, meaning

that of 1484. The Councillor imagined it was the cholera that was meant, which

people made so much fuss about; and the discourse passed off satisfactorily

enough. The war of the buccaneers of 1490 was so recent that it could not fail

being alluded to; the English pirates had, they said, most shamefully taken

their ships while in the roadstead; and the Councillor, before whose eyes the

* event of 1801 still floated vividly, agreed entirely with the

others in abusing the rascally English. With other topics he was not so

fortunate; every moment brought about some new confusion, and threatened to

become a perfect Babel; for the worthy Bachelor was really too ignorant, and

the simplest observations of the Councillor sounded to him too daring and

phantastical. They looked at one another from the crown of the head to the

soles of the feet; and when matters grew to too high a pitch, then the

Bachelor talked Latin, in the hope of being better understood--but it was of

no use after all.

* Herostratus, or Eratostratus--an Ephesian, who wantonly set fire to the

famous temple of Diana, in order to commemorate his name by so uncommon an


"What's the matter?" asked the Hostess, plucking the Councillor by the sleeve;

and now his recollection returned, for in the course of the conversation he

had entirely forgotten all that had preceded it.

"Merciful God, where am I!" exclaimed he in agony; and while he so thought,

all his ideas and feelings of overpowering dizziness, against which he

struggled with the utmost power of desperation, encompassed him with renewed

force. "Let us drink claret and mead, and Bremen beer," shouted one of the

guests--"and you shall drink with us!"

Two maidens approached. One wore a cap of two staring colors, denoting the

class of persons to which she belonged. They poured out the liquor, and made

the most friendly gesticulations; while a cold perspiration trickled down the

back of the poor Councillor.

"What's to be the end of this! What's to become of me!" groaned he; but he was

forced, in spite of his opposition, to drink with the rest. They took hold of

the worthy man; who, hearing on every side that he was intoxicated, did not in

the least doubt the truth of this certainly not very polite assertion; but on

the contrary, implored the ladies and gentlemen present to procure him a

hackney-coach: they, however, imagined he was talking Russian.

Never before, he thought, had he been in such a coarse and ignorant company;

one might almost fancy the people had turned heathens again. "It is the most

dreadful moment of my life: the whole world is leagued against me!" But

suddenly it occurred to him that he might stoop down under the table, and then

creep unobserved out of the door. He did so; but just as he was going, the

others remarked what he was about; they laid hold of him by the legs; and now,

happily for him, off fell his fatal shoes--and with them the charm was at an end.

The Councillor saw quite distinctly before him a lantern burning, and behind

this a large handsome house. All seemed to him in proper order as usual; it

was East Street, splendid and elegant as we now see it. He lay with his feet

towards a doorway, and exactly opposite sat the watchman asleep.

"Gracious Heaven!" said he. "Have I lain here in the street and dreamed? Yes;

'tis East Street! How splendid and light it is! But really it is terrible

what an effect that one glass of punch must have had on me!"

Two minutes later, he was sitting in a hackney-coach and driving to

Frederickshafen. He thought of the distress and agony he had endured, and

praised from the very bottom of his heart the happy reality--our own

time--which, with all its deficiencies, is yet much better than that in which,

so much against his inclination, he had lately been.

III. The Watchman's Adventure

"Why, there is a pair of galoshes, as sure as I'm alive!" said the watchman,

awaking from a gentle slumber. "They belong no doubt to the lieutenant who

lives over the way. They lie close to the door."

The worthy man was inclined to ring and deliver them at the house, for there

was still a light in the window; but he did not like disturbing the other

people in their beds, and so very considerately he left the matter alone.

"Such a pair of shoes must be very warm and comfortable," said he; "the

leather is so soft and supple." They fitted his feet as though they had been

made for him. "'Tis a curious world we live in," continued he, soliloquizing.

"There is the lieutenant, now, who might go quietly to bed if he chose, where

no doubt he could stretch himself at his ease; but does he do it? No; he

saunters up and down his room, because, probably, he has enjoyed too many of

the good things of this world at his dinner. That's a happy fellow! He has

neither an infirm mother, nor a whole troop of everlastingly hungry children

to torment him. Every evening he goes to a party, where his nice supper costs

him nothing: would to Heaven I could but change with him! How happy should I


While expressing his wish, the charm of the shoes, which he had put on, began

to work; the watchman entered into the being and nature of the lieutenant. He

stood in the handsomely furnished apartment, and held between his fingers a

small sheet of rose-colored paper, on which some verses were written--written

indeed by the officer himself; for who has not', at least once in his life,

had a lyrical moment? And if one then marks down one's thoughts, poetry is

produced. But here was written:


"Oh, were I rich! Such was my wish, yea such

When hardly three feet high, I longed for much.

Oh, were I rich! an officer were I,

With sword, and uniform, and plume so high.

And the time came, and officer was I!

But yet I grew not rich. Alas, poor me!

Have pity, Thou, who all man's wants dost see.

"I sat one evening sunk in dreams of bliss,

A maid of seven years old gave me a kiss,

I at that time was rich in poesy

And tales of old, though poor as poor could be;

But all she asked for was this poesy.

Then was I rich, but not in gold, poor me!

As Thou dost know, who all men's hearts canst see.

"Oh, were I rich! Oft asked I for this boon.

The child grew up to womanhood full soon.

She is so pretty, clever, and so kind

Oh, did she know what's hidden in my mind--

A tale of old. Would she to me were kind!.

But I'm condemned to silence! oh, poor me!

As Thou dost know, who all men's hearts canst see.

"Oh, were I rich in calm and peace of mind,

My grief you then would not here written find!

O thou, to whom I do my heart devote,

Oh read this page of glad days now remote,

A dark, dark tale, which I tonight devote!

Dark is the future now. Alas, poor me!

Have pity Thou, who all men's pains dost see."

Such verses as these people write when they are in love! But no man in his

senses ever thinks of printing them. Here one of the sorrows of life, in which

there is real poetry, gave itself vent; not that barren grief which the poet

may only hint at, but never depict in its detail--misery and want: that animal

necessity, in short, to snatch at least at a fallen leaf of the bread-fruit

tree, if not at the fruit itself. The higher the position in which one finds

oneself transplanted, the greater is the suffering. Everyday necessity is the

stagnant pool of life--no lovely picture reflects itself therein. Lieutenant,

love, and lack of money--that is a symbolic triangle, or much the same as the

half of the shattered die of Fortune. This the lieutenant felt most

poignantly, and this was the reason he leant his head against the window, and

sighed so deeply.

"The poor watchman out there in the street is far happier than I. He knows not

what I term privation. He has a home, a wife, and children, who weep with him

over his sorrows, who rejoice with him when he is glad. Oh, far happier were

I, could I exchange with him my being--with his desires and with his hopes

perform the weary pilgrimage of life! Oh, he is a hundred times happier than I!"

In the same moment the watchman was again watchman. It was the shoes that

caused the metamorphosis by means of which, unknown to himself, he took upon

him the thoughts and feelings of the officer; but, as we have just seen, he

felt himself in his new situation much less contented, and now preferred the

very thing which but some minutes before he had rejected. So then the watchman

was again watchman.

"That was an unpleasant dream," said he; "but 'twas droll enough altogether. I

fancied that I was the lieutenant over there: and yet the thing was not very

much to my taste after all. I missed my good old mother and the dear little

ones; who almost tear me to pieces for sheer love."

He seated himself once more and nodded: the dream continued to haunt him, for

he still had the shoes on his feet. A falling star shone in the dark firmament.

"There falls another star," said he: "but what does it matter; there are

always enough left. I should not much mind examining the little glimmering

things somewhat nearer, especially the moon; for that would not slip so easily

through a man's fingers. When we die--so at least says the student, for whom

my wife does the washing--we shall fly about as light as a feather from one

such a star to the other. That's, of course, not true: but 'twould be pretty

enough if it were so. If I could but once take a leap up there, my body might

stay here on the steps for what I care."

Behold--there are certain things in the world to which one ought never to give

utterance except with the greatest caution; but doubly careful must one be

when we have the Shoes of Fortune on our feet. Now just listen to what

happened to the watchman.

As to ourselves, we all know the speed produced by the employment of steam; we

have experienced it either on railroads, or in boats when crossing the sea;

but such a flight is like the travelling of a sloth in comparison with the

velocity with which light moves. It flies nineteen million times faster than

the best race-horse; and yet electricity is quicker still. Death is an

electric shock which our heart receives; the freed soul soars upwards on the

wings of electricity. The sun's light wants eight minutes and some seconds to

perform a journey of more than twenty million of our Danish
* miles; borne by

electricity, the soul wants even some minutes less to accomplish the same

flight. To it the space between the heavenly bodies is not greater than the

distance between the homes of our friends in town is for us, even if they live

a short way from each other; such an electric shock in the heart, however,

costs us the use of the body here below; unless, like the watchman of East

Street, we happen to have on the Shoes of Fortune.

*A Danish mile is nearly 4 3/4 English.

In a few seconds the watchman had done the fifty-two thousand of our miles up

to the moon, which, as everyone knows, was formed out of matter much lighter

than our earth; and is, so we should say, as soft as newly-fallen snow. He

found himself on one of the many circumjacent mountain-ridges with which we

are acquainted by means of Dr. Madler's "Map of the Moon." Within, down it

sunk perpendicularly into a caldron, about a Danish mile in depth; while below

lay a town, whose appearance we can, in some measure, realize to ourselves by

beating the white of an egg in a glass Of water. The matter of which it was

built was just as soft, and formed similar towers, and domes, and pillars,

transparent and rocking in the thin air; while above his head our earth was

rolling like a large fiery ball.

He perceived immediately a quantity of beings who were certainly what we call

"men"; yet they looked different to us. A far more, correct imagination than

that of the pseudo-Herschel
* had created them; and if they had been placed in

rank and file, and copied by some skilful painter's hand, one would, without

doubt, have exclaimed involuntarily, "What a beautiful arabesque!"

*This relates to a book published some years ago in Germany, and said to be by

Herschel, which contained a description of the moon and its inhabitants,

written with such a semblance of truth that many were deceived by the


Probably a translation of the celebrated Moon hoax, written by Richard A.

Locke, and originally published in New York.

They had a language too; but surely nobody can expect that the soul of the

watchman should understand it. Be that as it may, it did comprehend it; for in

our souls there germinate far greater powers than we poor mortals, despite all

our cleverness, have any notion of. Does she not show us--she the queen in the

land of enchantment--her astounding dramatic talent in all our dreams? There

every acquaintance appears and speaks upon the stage, so entirely in

character, and with the same tone of voice, that none of us, when awake, were

able to imitate it. How well can she recall persons to our mind, of whom we

have not thought for years; when suddenly they step forth "every inch a man,"

resembling the real personages, even to the finest features, and become the

heroes or heroines of our world of dreams. In reality, such remembrances are

rather unpleasant: every sin, every evil thought, may, like a clock with alarm

or chimes, be repeated at pleasure; then the question is if we can trust

ourselves to give an account of every unbecoming word in our heart and on our


The watchman's spirit understood the language of the inhabitants of the moon

pretty well. The Selenites
* disputed variously about our earth, and expressed

their doubts if it could be inhabited: the air, they said, must certainly be

too dense to allow any rational dweller in the moon the necessary free

respiration. They considered the moon alone to be inhabited: they imagined it

was the real heart of the universe or planetary system, on which the genuine

Cosmopolites, or citizens of the world, dwelt. What strange things men--no,

what strange things Selenites sometimes take into their heads!

*Dwellers in the moon.

About politics they had a good deal to say. But little Denmark must take care

what it is about, and not run counter to the moon; that great realm, that

might in an ill-humor bestir itself, and dash down a hail-storm in our faces,

or force the Baltic to overflow the sides of its gigantic basin.

We will, therefore, not listen to what was spoken, and on no condition run in

the possibility of telling tales out of school; but we will rather proceed,

like good quiet citizens, to East Street, and observe what happened meanwhile

to the body of the watchman.

He sat lifeless on the steps: the morning-star,
* that is to say, the heavy

wooden staff, headed with iron spikes, and which had nothing else in common

with its sparkling brother in the sky, had glided from his hand; while his

eyes were fixed with glassy stare on the moon, looking for the good old fellow

of a spirit which still haunted it.

*The watchmen in Germany, had formerly, and in some places they still carry

with them, on their rounds at night, a sort of mace or club, known in ancient

times by the above denomination.

"What's the hour, watchman?" asked a passer-by. But when the watchman gave no

reply, the merry roysterer, who was now returning home from a noisy drinking

bout, took it into his bead to try what a tweak of the nose would do, on which

the supposed sleeper lost his balance, the body lay motionless, stretched out

on the pavement: the man was dead. When the patrol came up, all his comrades,

who comprehended nothing of the whole affair, were seized with a dreadful

fright, for dead be was, and he remained so. The proper authorities were

informed of the circumstance, people talked a good deal about it, and in the

morning the body was carried to the hospital.

Now that would be a very pretty joke, if the spirit when it came back and

looked for the body in East Street, were not to find one. No doubt it would,

in its anxiety, run off to the police, and then to the "Hue and Cry" office,

to announce that "the finder will be handsomely rewarded," and at last away to

the hospital; yet we may boldly assert that the soul is shrewdest when it

shakes off every fetter, and every sort of leading-string--the body only makes

it stupid.

The seemingly dead body of the watchman wandered, as we have said, to the

hospital, where it was brought into the general viewing-room: and the first

thing that was done here was naturally to pull off the galoshes--when the

spirit, that was merely gone out on adventures, must have returned with the

quickness of lightning to its earthly tenement. It took its direction towards

the body in a straight line; and a few seconds after, life began to show

itself in the man. He asserted that the preceding night had been the worst

that ever the malice of fate had allotted him; he would not for two silver

marks again go through what he had endured while moon-stricken; but now,

however, it was over.

The same day he was discharged from the hospital as perfectly cured; but the

Shoes meanwhile remained behind.

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IV. A Moment of Head Importance--An Evening's "Dramatic Readings"--A Most

Strange Journey

Every inhabitant of Copenhagen knows, from personal inspection, how the

entrance to Frederick's Hospital looks; but as it is possible that others, who

are not Copenhagen people, may also read this little work, we will beforehand

give a short description of it.

The extensive building is separated from the street by a pretty high railing,

the thick iron bars of which are so far apart, that in all seriousness, it is

said, some very thin fellow had of a night occasionally squeezed himself

through to go and pay his little visits in the town. The part of the body most

difficult to manage on such occasions was, no doubt, the head; here, as is so

often the case in the world, long-headed people get through best. So much,

then, for the introduction.

One of the young men, whose head, in a physical sense only, might be said to

be of the thickest, had the watch that evening.The rain poured down in

torrents; yet despite these two obstacles, the young man was obliged to go

out, if it were but for a quarter of an hour; and as to telling the

door-keeper about it, that, he thought, was quite unnecessary, if, with a

whole skin, he were able to slip through the railings. There, on the floor lay

the galoshes, which the watchman had forgotten; he never dreamed for a moment

that they were those of Fortune; and they promised to do him good service in

the wet; so he put them on. The question now was, if he could squeeze himself

through the grating, for he had never tried before. Well, there he stood.

"Would to Heaven I had got my head through!" said he, involuntarily; and

instantly through it slipped, easily and without pain, notwithstanding it was

pretty large and thick. But now the rest of the body was to be got through!

"Ah! I am much too stout," groaned he aloud, while fixed as in a vice. "I had

thought the head was the most difficult part of the matter--oh! oh! I really

cannot squeeze myself through!"

He now wanted to pull his over-hasty head back again, but he could not. For

his neck there was room enough, but for nothing more. His first feeling was of

anger; his next that his temper fell to zero. The Shoes of Fortune had placed

him in the most dreadful situation; and, unfortunately, it never occurred to

him to wish himself free. The pitch-black clouds poured down their contents in

still heavier torrents; not a creature was to be seen in the streets. To reach

up to the bell was what he did not like; to cry aloud for help would have

availed him little; besides, how ashamed would he have been to be found caught

in a trap, like an outwitted fox! How was he to twist himself through! He saw

clearly that it was his irrevocable destiny to remain a prisoner till dawn,

or, perhaps, even late in the morning; then the smith must be fetched to file

away the bars; but all that would not be done so quickly as he could think

about it. The whole Charity School, just opposite, would be in motion; all the

new booths, with their not very courtier-like swarm of seamen, would join them

out of curiosity, and would greet him with a wild "hurrah!" while he was

standing in his pillory: there would be a mob, a hissing, and rejoicing, and

jeering, ten times worse than in the rows about the Jews some years ago--"Oh,

my blood is mounting to my brain; 'tis enough to drive one mad! I shall go

wild! I know not what to do. Oh! were I but loose; my dizziness would then

cease; oh, were my head but loose!"

You see he ought to have said that sooner; for the moment he expressed the

wish his head was free; and cured of all his paroxysms of love, he hastened

off to his room, where the pains consequent on the fright the Shoes had

prepared for him, did not so soon take their leave.

But you must not think that the affair is over now; it grows much worse.

The night passed, the next day also; but nobody came to fetch the Shoes.

In the evening "Dramatic Readings" were to be given at the little theatre in

King Street. The house was filled to suffocation; and among other pieces to be

recited was a new poem by H. C. Andersen, called, My Aunt's Spectacles; the

contents of which were pretty nearly as follows:

"A certain person had an aunt, who boasted of particular skill in

fortune-telling with cards, and who was constantly being stormed by persons

that wanted to have a peep into futurity. But she was full of mystery about

her art, in which a certain pair of magic spectacles did her essential

service. Her nephew, a merry boy, who was his aunt's darling, begged so long

for these spectacles, that, at last, she lent him the treasure, after having

informed him, with many exhortations, that in order to execute the interesting

trick, he need only repair to some place where a great many persons were

assembled; and then, from a higher position, whence he could overlook the

crowd, pass the company in review before him through his spectacles.

Immediately 'the inner man' of each individual would be displayed before him,

like a game of cards, in which he unerringly might read what the future of

every person presented was to be. Well pleased the little magician hastened

away to prove the powers of the spectacles in the theatre; no place seeming to

him more fitted for such a trial. He begged permission of the worthy audience,

and set his spectacles on his nose. A motley phantasmagoria presents itself

before him, which he describes in a few satirical touches, yet without

expressing his opinion openly: he tells the people enough to set them all

thinking and guessing; but in order to hurt nobody, he wraps his witty

oracular judgments in a transparent veil, or rather in a lurid thundercloud,

shooting forth bright sparks of wit, that they may fall in the powder-magazine

of the expectant audience."

The humorous poem was admirably recited, and the speaker much applauded. Among

the audience was the young man of the hospital, who seemed to have forgotten

his adventure of the preceding night. He had on the Shoes; for as yet no

lawful owner had appeared to claim them; and besides it was so very dirty

out-of-doors, they were just the thing for him, he thought.

The beginning of the poem he praised with great generosity: he even found the

idea original and effective. But that the end of it, like the Rhine, was very

insignificant, proved, in his opinion, the author's want of invention; he was

without genius, etc. This was an excellent opportunity to have said something


Meanwhile he was haunted by the idea--he should like to possess such a pair of

spectacles himself; then, perhaps, by using them circumspectly, one would be

able to look into people's hearts, which, he thought, would be far more

interesting than merely to see what was to happen next year; for that we

should all know in proper time, but the other never.

"I can now," said he to himself, "fancy the whole row of ladies and gentlemen

sitting there in the front row; if one could but see into their hearts--yes,

that would be a revelation--a sort of bazar. In that lady yonder, so strangely

dressed, I should find for certain a large milliner's shop; in that one the

shop is empty, but it wants cleaning plain enough. But there would also be

some good stately shops among them. Alas!" sighed he, "I know one in which all

is stately; but there sits already a spruce young shopman, which is the only

thing that's amiss in the whole shop. All would be splendidly decked out, and

we should hear, 'Walk in, gentlemen, pray walk in; here you will find all you

please to want.' Ah! I wish to Heaven I could walk in and take a trip right

through the hearts of those present!"

And behold! to the Shoes of Fortune this was the cue; the whole man shrunk

together and a most uncommon journey through the hearts of the front row of

spectators, now began. The first heart through which he came, was that of a

middle-aged lady, but he instantly fancied himself in the room of the

"Institution for the cure of the crooked and deformed," where casts of

mis-shapen limbs are displayed in naked reality on the wall. Yet there was

this difference, in the institution the casts were taken at the entry of the

patient; but here they were retained and guarded in the heart while the sound

persons went away. They were, namely, casts of female friends, whose bodily or

mental deformities were here most faithfully preserved.

With the snake-like writhings of an idea he glided into another female heart;

but this seemed to him like a large holy fane.
* The white dove of innocence

fluttered over the altar. How gladly would he have sunk upon his knees; but he

must away to the next heart; yet he still heard the pealing tones of the

organ, and he himself seemed to have become a newer and a better man; he felt

unworthy to tread the neighboring sanctuary which a poor garret, with a sick

bed-rid mother, revealed. But God's warm sun streamed through the open window;

lovely roses nodded from the wooden flower-boxes on the roof, and two sky-blue

birds sang rejoicingly, while the sick mother implored God's richest blessings

on her pious daughter.

* temple

He now crept on hands and feet through a butcher's shop; at least on every

side, and above and below, there was nought but flesh. It was the heart of a

most respectable rich man, whose name is certain to be found in the Directory.

He was now in the heart of the wife of this worthy gentleman. It was an old,

dilapidated, mouldering dovecot. The husband's portrait was used as a

weather-cock, which was connected in some way or other with the doors, and so

they opened and shut of their own accord, whenever the stern old husband

turned round.

Hereupon he wandered into a boudoir formed entirely of mirrors, like the one

in Castle Rosenburg; but here the glasses magnified to an astonishing degree.

On the floor, in the middle of the room, sat, like a Dalai-Lama, the

insignificant "Self" of the person, quite confounded at his own greatness. He

then imagined he had got into a needle-case full of pointed needles of every


"This is certainly the heart of an old maid," thought he. But he was mistaken.

It was the heart of a young military man; a man, as people said, of talent and


In the greatest perplexity, he now came out of the last heart in the row; he

was unable to put his thoughts in order, and fancied that his too lively

imagination had run away with him.

"Good Heavens!" sighed he. "I have surely a disposition to madness--'tis

dreadfully hot here; my blood boils in my veins and my head is burning like a

coal." And he now remembered the important event of the evening before, how

his head had got jammed in between the iron railings of the hospital. "That's

what it is, no doubt," said he. "I must do something in time: under such

circumstances a Russian bath might do me good. I only wish I were already on

the upper bank"

*In these Russian (vapor) baths the person extends himself on a bank or form,

and as he gets accustomed to the heat, moves to another higher up towards the

ceiling, where, of course, the vapor is warmest. In this manner he ascends

gradually to the highest.

And so there he lay on the uppermost bank in the vapor-bath; but with all his

clothes on, in his boots and galoshes, while the hot drops fell scalding from

the ceiling on his face.

"Holloa!" cried he, leaping down. The bathing attendant, on his side, uttered

a loud cry of astonishment when he beheld in the bath, a man completely


The other, however, retained sufficient presence of mind to whisper to him,

"'Tis a bet, and I have won it!" But the first thing he did as soon as he got

home, was to have a large blister put on his chest and back to draw out his


The next morning he had a sore chest and a bleeding back; and, excepting the

fright, that was all that he had gained by the Shoes of Fortune.

V. Metamorphosis of the Copying-Clerk

The watchman, whom we have certainly not forgotten, thought meanwhile of the

galoshes he had found and taken with him to the hospital; he now went to fetch

them; and as neither the lieutenant, nor anybody else in the street, claimed

them as his property, they were delivered over to the police-office.

* As on the continent, in all law and police practices nothing is verbal, but

any circumstance, however trifling, is reduced to writing, the labor, as well

as the number of papers that thus accumulate, is enormous. In a

police-office, consequently, we find copying-clerks among many other scribes

of various denominations, of which, it seems, our hero was one.

"Why, I declare the Shoes look just like my own," said one of the clerks,

eying the newly-found treasure, whose hidden powers, even he, sharp as he was,

was not able to discover. "One must have more than the eye of a shoemaker to

know one pair from the other," said he, soliloquizing; and putting, at the

same time, the galoshes in search of an owner, beside his own in the corner.

"Here, sir!" said one of the men, who panting brought him a tremendous pile of


The copying-clerk turned round and spoke awhile with the man about the reports

and legal documents in question; but when he had finished, and his eye fell

again on the Shoes, he was unable to say whether those to the left or those to

the right belonged to him. "At all events it must be those which are wet,"

thought he; but this time, in spite of his cleverness, he guessed quite wrong,

for it was just those of Fortune which played as it were into his hands, or

rather on his feet. And why, I should like to know, are the police never to be

wrong? So he put them on quickly, stuck his papers in his pocket, and took

besides a few under his arm, intending to look them through at home to make

the necessary notes. It was noon; and the weather, that had threatened rain,

began to clear up, while gaily dressed holiday folks filled the streets. "A

little trip to Fredericksburg would do me no great harm," thought he; "for I,

poor beast of burden that I am, have so much to annoy me, that I don't know

what a good appetite is. 'Tis a bitter crust, alas! at which I am condemned to


Nobody could be more steady or quiet than this young man; we therefore wish

him joy of the excursion with all our heart; and it will certainly be

beneficial for a person who leads so sedentary a life. In the park he met a

friend, one of our young poets, who told him that the following day he should

set out on his long-intended tour.

"So you are going away again!" said the clerk. "You are a very free and happy

being; we others are chained by the leg and held fast to our desk."

"Yes; but it is a chain, friend, which ensures you the blessed bread of

existence," answered the poet. "You need feel no care for the coming morrow:

when you are old, you receive a pension."

"True," said the clerk, shrugging his shoulders; "and yet you are the better

off. To sit at one's ease and poetise--that is a pleasure; everybody has

something agreeable to say to you, and you are always your own master. No,

friend, you should but try what it is to sit from one year's end to the other

occupied with and judging the most trivial matters."

The poet shook his head, the copying-clerk did the same. Each one kept to his

own opinion, and so they separated.

"It's a strange race, those poets!" said the clerk, who was very fond of

soliloquizing. "I should like some day, just for a trial, to take such nature

upon me, and be a poet myself; I am very sure I should make no such miserable

verses as the others. Today, methinks, is a most delicious day for a poet.

Nature seems anew to celebrate her awakening into life. The air is so

unusually clear, the clouds sail on so buoyantly, and from the green herbage a

fragrance is exhaled that fills me with delight, For many a year have I not

felt as at this moment."

We see already, by the foregoing effusion, that he is become a poet; to give

further proof of it, however, would in most cases be insipid, for it is a most

foolish notion to fancy a poet different from other men. Among the latter

there may be far more poetical natures than many an acknowledged poet, when

examined more closely, could boast of; the difference only is, that the poet

possesses a better mental memory, on which account he is able to retain the

feeling and the thought till they can be embodied by means of words; a faculty

which the others do not possess. But the transition from a commonplace nature

to one that is richly endowed, demands always a more or less breakneck leap

over a certain abyss which yawns threateningly below; and thus must the sudden

change with the clerk strike the reader.

"The sweet air!" continued he of the police-office, in his dreamy imaginings;

"how it reminds me of the violets in the garden of my aunt Magdalena! Yes,

then I was a little wild boy, who did not go to school very regularly. O

heavens! 'tis a long time since I have thought on those times. The good old

soul! She lived behind the Exchange. She always had a few twigs or green

shoots in water--let the winter rage without as it might. The violets exhaled

their sweet breath, whilst I pressed against the windowpanes covered with

fantastic frost-work the copper coin I had heated on the stove, and so made

peep-holes. What splendid vistas were then opened to my view! What change-what

magnificence! Yonder in the canal lay the ships frozen up, and deserted by

their whole crews, with a screaming crow for the sole occupant. But when the

spring, with a gentle stirring motion, announced her arrival, a new and busy

life arose; with songs and hurrahs the ice was sawn asunder, the ships were

fresh tarred and rigged, that they might sail away to distant lands. But I

have remained here--must always remain here, sitting at my desk in the office,

and patiently see other people fetch their passports to go abroad. Such is my

fate! Alas!"--sighed he, and was again silent. "Great Heaven! What is come to

me! Never have I thought or felt like this before! It must be the summer air

that affects me with feelings almost as disquieting as they are refreshing."

He felt in his pocket for the papers. "These police-reports will soon stem the

torrent of my ideas, and effectually hinder any rebellious overflowing of the

time-worn banks of official duties"; he said to himself consolingly, while his

eye ran over the first page. "DAME TIGBRITH, tragedy in five acts." "What is

that? And yet it is undeniably my own handwriting. Have I written the tragedy?

Wonderful, very wonderful! --And this--what have I here? 'INTRIGUE ON THE

RAMPARTS; or THE DAY OF REPENTANCE: vaudeville with new songs to the most

favorite airs.' The deuce! Where did I get all this rubbish? Some one must

have slipped it slyly into my pocket for a joke. There is too a letter to me;

a crumpled letter and the seal broken."

Yes; it was not a very polite epistle from the manager of a theatre, in which

both pieces were flatly refused.

"Hem! hem!" said the clerk breathlessly, and quite exhausted he seated himself

on a bank. His thoughts were so elastic, his heart so tender; and

involuntarily he picked one of the nearest flowers. It is a simple daisy, just

bursting out of the bud. What the botanist tells us after a number of

imperfect lectures, the flower proclaimed in a minute. It related the mythus

of its birth, told of the power of the sun-light that spread out its delicate

leaves, and forced them to impregnate the air with their incense--and then he

thought of the manifold struggles of life, which in like manner awaken the

budding flowers of feeling in our bosom. Light and air contend with chivalric

emulation for the love of the fair flower that bestowed her chief favors on

the latter; full of longing she turned towards the light, and as soon as it

vanished, rolled her tender leaves together and slept in the embraces of the

air. "It is the light which adorns me," said the flower.

"But 'tis the air which enables thee to breathe," said the poet's voice.

Close by stood a boy who dashed his stick into a wet ditch. The drops of water

splashed up to the green leafy roof, and the clerk thought of the million of

ephemera which in a single drop were thrown up to a height, that was as great

doubtless for their size, as for us if we were to be hurled above the clouds.

While he thought of this and of the whole metamorphosis he had undergone, he

smiled and said, "I sleep and dream; but it is wonderful how one can dream so

naturally, and know besides so exactly that it is but a dream. If only

to-morrow on awaking, I could again call all to mind so vividly! I seem in

unusually good spirits; my perception of things is clear, I feel as light and

cheerful as though I were in heaven; but I know for a certainty, that if

to-morrow a dim remembrance of it should swim before my mind, it will then

seem nothing but stupid nonsense, as I have often experienced

already--especially before I enlisted under the banner of the police, for that

dispels like a whirlwind all the visions of an unfettered imagination. All we

hear or say in a dream that is fair and beautiful is like the gold of the

subterranean spirits; it is rich and splendid when it is given us, but viewed

by daylight we find only withered leaves. Alas!" he sighed quite sorrowful,

and gazed at the chirping birds that hopped contentedly from branch to branch,

"they are much better off than I! To fly must be a heavenly art; and happy do

I prize that creature in which it is innate. Yes! Could I exchange my nature

with any other creature, I fain would be such a happy little lark!"

He had hardly uttered these hasty words when the skirts and sleeves of his

coat folded themselves together into wings; the clothes became feathers, and

the galoshes claws. He observed it perfectly, and laughed in his heart. "Now

then, there is no doubt that I am dreaming; but I never before was aware of

such mad freaks as these." And up he flew into the green roof and sang; but in

the song there was no poetry, for the spirit of the poet was gone. The Shoes,

as is the case with anybody who does what he has to do properly, could only

attend to one thing at a time. He wanted to be a poet, and he was one; he now

wished to be a merry chirping bird: but when he was metamorphosed into one,

the former peculiarities ceased immediately. "It is really pleasant enough,"

said he: "the whole day long I sit in the office amid the driest law-papers,

and at night I fly in my dream as a lark in the gardens of Fredericksburg; one

might really write a very pretty comedy upon it." He now fluttered down into

the grass, turned his head gracefully on every side, and with his bill pecked

the pliant blades of grass, which, in comparison to his present size, seemed

as majestic as the palm-branches of northern Africa.

Unfortunately the pleasure lasted but a moment. Presently black night

overshadowed our enthusiast, who had so entirely missed his part of

copying-clerk at a police-office; some vast object seemed to be thrown over

him. It was a large oil-skin cap, which a sailor-boy of the quay had thrown

over the struggling bird; a coarse hand sought its way carefully in under the

broad rim, and seized the clerk over the back and wings. In the first moment

of fear, he called, indeed, as loud as he could-"You impudent little

blackguard! I am a copying-clerk at the police-office; and you know you cannot

insult any belonging to the constabulary force without a chastisement.

Besides, you good-for-nothing rascal, it is strictly forbidden to catch birds

in the royal gardens of Fredericksburg; but your blue uniform betrays where

you come from." This fine tirade sounded, however, to the ungodly sailor-boy

like a mere "Pippi-pi." He gave the noisy bird a knock on his beak, and walked


He was soon met by two schoolboys of the upper class-that is to say as

individuals, for with regard to learning they were in the lowest class in the

school; and they bought the stupid bird. So the copying-clerk came to

Copenhagen as guest, or rather as prisoner in a family living in Gother Street.

"'Tis well that I'm dreaming," said the clerk, "or I really should get angry.

First I was a poet; now sold for a few pence as a lark; no doubt it was that

accursed poetical nature which has metamorphosed me into such a poor harmless

little creature. It is really pitiable, particularly when one gets into the

hands of a little blackguard, perfect in all sorts of cruelty to animals: all

I should like to know is, how the story will end."

The two schoolboys, the proprietors now of the transformed clerk, carried him

into an elegant room. A stout stately dame received them with a smile; but she

expressed much dissatisfaction that a common field-bird, as she called the

lark, should appear in such high society. For to-day, however, she would allow

it; and they must shut him in the empty cage that was standing in the window.

"Perhaps he will amuse my good Polly," added the lady, looking with a

benignant smile at a large green parrot that swung himself backwards and

forwards most comfortably in his ring, inside a magnificent brass-wired cage.

"To-day is Polly's birthday," said she with stupid simplicity: "and the little

brown field-bird must wish him joy."

Mr. Polly uttered not a syllable in reply, but swung to and fro with dignified

condescension; while a pretty canary, as yellow as gold, that had lately been

brought from his sunny fragrant home, began to sing aloud.

"Noisy creature! Will you be quiet!" screamed the lady of the house, covering

the cage with an embroidered white pocket handkerchief.

"Chirp, chirp!" sighed he. "That was a dreadful snowstorm"; and he sighed

again, and was silent.

The copying-clerk, or, as the lady said, the brown field-bird, was put into a

small cage, close to the Canary, and not far from "my good Polly." The only

human sounds that the Parrot could bawl out were, "Come, let us be men!"

Everything else that he said was as unintelligible to everybody as the

chirping of the Canary, except to the clerk, who was now a bird too: he

understood his companion perfectly.

"I flew about beneath the green palms and the blossoming almond-trees," sang

the Canary; "I flew around, with my brothers and sisters, over the beautiful

flowers, and over the glassy lakes, where the bright water-plants nodded to me

from below. There, too, I saw many splendidly-dressed paroquets, that told the

drollest stories, and the wildest fairy tales without end."

"Oh! those were uncouth birds," answered the Parrot. "They had no education,

and talked of whatever came into their head.

If my mistress and all her friends can laugh at what I say, so may you too, I

should think. It is a great fault to have no taste for what is witty or

amusing--come, let us be men."

"Ah, you have no remembrance of love for the charming maidens that danced

beneath the outspread tents beside the bright fragrant flowers? Do you no

longer remember the sweet fruits, and the cooling juice in the wild plants of

our never-to-be-forgotten home?" said the former inhabitant of the Canary

Isles, continuing his dithyrambic.

"Oh, yes," said the Parrot; "but I am far better off here. I am well fed, and

get friendly treatment. I know I am a clever fellow; and that is all I care

about. Come, let us be men. You are of a poetical nature, as it is called--I,

on the contrary, possess profound knowledge and inexhaustible wit. You have

genius; but clear-sighted, calm discretion does not take such lofty flights,

and utter such high natural tones. For this they have covered you over--they

never do the like to me; for I cost more. Besides, they are afraid of my beak;

and I have always a witty answer at hand. Come, let us be men!"

"O warm spicy land of my birth," sang the Canary bird; "I will sing of thy

dark-green bowers, of the calm bays where the pendent boughs kiss the surface

of the water; I will sing of the rejoicing of all my brothers and sisters

where the cactus grows in wanton luxuriance."

"Spare us your elegiac tones," said the Parrot giggling. "Rather speak of

something at which one may laugh heartily. Laughing is an infallible sign of

the highest degree of mental development. Can a dog, or a horse laugh? No, but

they can cry. The gift of laughing was given to man alone. Ha! ha! ha!"

screamed Polly, and added his stereotype witticism. "Come, let us be men!"

"Poor little Danish grey-bird," said the Canary; "you have been caught too. It

is, no doubt, cold enough in your woods, but there at least is the breath of

liberty; therefore fly away. In the hurry they have forgotten to shut your

cage, and the upper window is open. Fly, my friend; fly away. Farewell!"

Instinctively the Clerk obeyed; with a few strokes of his wings he was out of

the cage; but at the same moment the door, which was only ajar, and which led

to the next room, began to creak, and supple and creeping came the large

tomcat into the room, and began to pursue him. The frightened Canary fluttered

about in his cage; the Parrot flapped his wings, and cried, "Come, let us be

men!" The Clerk felt a mortal fright, and flew through the window, far away

over the houses and streets. At last he was forced to rest a little.

The neighboring house had a something familiar about it; a window stood open;

he flew in; it was his own room. He perched upon the table.

"Come, let us be men!" said he, involuntarily imitating the chatter of the

Parrot, and at the same moment he was again a copying-clerk; but he was

sitting in the middle of the table.

"Heaven help me!" cried he. "How did I get up here--and so buried in sleep,

too? After all, that was a very unpleasant, disagreeable dream that haunted

me! The whole story is nothing but silly, stupid nonsense!"

VI. The Best That the Galoshes Gave

The following day, early in the morning, while the Clerk was still in bed,

someone knocked at his door. It was his neighbor, a young Divine, who lived on

the same floor. He walked in.

"Lend me your Galoshes," said he; "it is so wet in the garden, though the sun

is shining most invitingly. I should like to go out a little."

He got the Galoshes, and he was soon below in a little duodecimo garden, where

between two immense walls a plumtree and an apple-tree were standing. Even

such a little garden as this was considered in the metropolis of Copenhagen as

a great luxury.

The young man wandered up and down the narrow paths, as well as the prescribed

limits would allow; the clock struck six; without was heard the horn of a post-boy.

"To travel! to travel!" exclaimed he, overcome by most painful and passionate

remembrances. "That is the happiest thing in the world! That is the highest

aim of all my wishes! Then at last would the agonizing restlessness be

allayed, which destroys my existence! But it must be far, far away! I would

behold magnificent Switzerland; I would travel to Italy, and----"

It was a good thing that the power of the Galoshes worked as instantaneously

as lightning in a powder-magazine would do, otherwise the poor man with his

overstrained wishes would have travelled about the world too much for himself

as well as for us. In short, he was travelling. He was in the middle of

Switzerland, but packed up with eight other passengers in the inside of an

eternally-creaking diligence; his head ached till it almost split, his weary

neck could hardly bear the heavy load, and his feet, pinched by his torturing

boots, were terribly swollen. He was in an intermediate state between sleeping

and waking; at variance with himself, with his company, with the country, and

with the government. In his right pocket he had his letter of credit, in the

left, his passport, and in a small leathern purse some double louis d'or,

carefully sewn up in the bosom of his waistcoat. Every dream proclaimed that

one or the other of these valuables was lost; wherefore he started up as in a

fever; and the first movement which his hand made, described a magic triangle

from the right pocket to the left, and then up towards the bosom, to feel if

he had them all safe or not. From the roof inside the carriage, umbrellas,

walking-sticks, hats, and sundry other articles were depending, and hindered

the view, which was particularly imposing. He now endeavored as well as he was

able to dispel his gloom, which was caused by outward chance circumstances

merely, and on the bosom of nature imbibe the milk of purest human enjoyment.

Grand, solemn, and dark was the whole landscape around. The gigantic

pine-forests, on the pointed crags, seemed almost like little tufts of

heather, colored by the surrounding clouds. It began to snow, a cold wind blew

and roared as though it were seeking a bride.

"Augh!" sighed he, "were we only on the other side the Alps, then we should

have summer, and I could get my letters of credit cashed. The anxiety I feel

about them prevents me enjoying Switzerland. Were I but on the other side!"

And so saying he was on the other side in Italy, between Florence and Rome.

Lake Thracymene, illumined by the evening sun, lay like flaming gold between

the dark-blue mountain-ridges; here, where Hannibal defeated Flaminius, the

rivers now held each other in their green embraces; lovely, half-naked

children tended a herd of black swine, beneath a group of fragrant

laurel-trees, hard by the road-side. Could we render this inimitable picture

properly, then would everybody exclaim, "Beautiful, unparalleled Italy!" But

neither the young Divine said so, nor anyone of his grumbling companions in

the coach of the vetturino.

The poisonous flies and gnats swarmed around by thousands; in vain one waved

myrtle-branches about like mad; the audacious insect population did not cease

to sting; nor was there a single person in the well-crammed carriage whose

face was not swollen and sore from their ravenous bites. The poor horses,

tortured almost to death, suffered most from this truly Egyptian plague; the

flies alighted upon them in large disgusting swarms; and if the coachman got

down and scraped them off, hardly a minute elapsed before they were there

again. The sun now set: a freezing cold, though of short duration pervaded the

whole creation; it was like a horrid gust coming from a burial-vault on a warm

summer's day--but all around the mountains retained that wonderful green tone

which we see in some old pictures, and which, should we not have seen a

similar play of color in the South, we declare at once to be unnatural. It was

a glorious prospect; but the stomach was empty, the body tired; all that the

heart cared and longed for was good night-quarters; yet how would they be? For

these one looked much more anxiously than for the charms of nature, which

every where were so profusely displayed.

The road led through an olive-grove, and here the solitary inn was situated.

Ten or twelve crippled-beggars had encamped outside. The healthiest of them

resembled, to use an expression of Marryat's, "Hunger's eldest son when he had

come of age"; the others were either blind, had withered legs and crept about

on their hands, or withered arms and fingerless hands. It was the most

wretched misery, dragged from among the filthiest rags. "Excellenza,

miserabili!" sighed they, thrusting forth their deformed limbs to view. Even

the hostess, with bare feet, uncombed hair, and dressed in a garment of

doubtful color, received the guests grumblingly. The doors were fastened with

a loop of string; the floor of the rooms presented a stone paving half torn

up; bats fluttered wildly about the ceiling; and as to the smell

therein--no--that was beyond description.

"You had better lay the cloth below in the stable," said one of the

travellers; "there, at all events, one knows what one is breathing."

The windows were quickly opened, to let in a little fresh air. Quicker,

however, than the breeze, the withered, sallow arms of the beggars were thrust

in, accompanied by the eternal whine of "Miserabili, miserabili, excellenza!"

On the walls were displayed innumerable inscriptions, written in nearly every

language of Europe, some in verse, some in prose, most of them not very

laudatory of "bella Italia."

The meal was served. It consisted of a soup of salted water, seasoned with

pepper and rancid oil. The last ingredient played a very prominent part in the

salad; stale eggs and roasted cocks'-combs furnished the grand dish of the

repast; the wine even was not without a disgusting taste--it was like a

medicinal draught.

At night the boxes and other effects of the passengers were placed against the

rickety doors. One of the travellers kept watch ' while the others slept. The

sentry was our young Divine. How close it was in the chamber! The heat

oppressive to suffocation--the gnats hummed and stung unceasingly--the

"miserabili" without whined and moaned in their sleep.

"Travelling would be agreeable enough," said he groaning, "if one only had no

body, or could send it to rest while the spirit went on its pilgrimage

unhindered, whither the voice within might call it. Wherever I go, I am

pursued by a longing that is insatiable--that I cannot explain to myself, and

that tears my very heart. I want something better than what is but what is

fled in an instant. But what is it, and where is it to be found? Yet, I know

in reality what it is I wish for. Oh! most happy were I, could I but reach one

aim--could but reach the happiest of all!"

And as he spoke the word he was again in his home; the long white curtains

hung down from the windows, and in the middle of the floor stood the black

coffin; in it he lay in the sleep of death. His wish was fulfilled--the body

rested, while the spirit went unhindered on its pilgrimage. "Let no one deem

himself happy before his end," were the words of Solon; and here was a new and

brilliant proof of the wisdom of the old apothegm.

Every corpse is a sphynx of immortality; here too on the black coffin the

sphynx gave us no answer to what he who lay within had written two days


"O mighty Death! thy silence teaches nought,

Thou leadest only to the near grave's brink;

Is broken now the ladder of my thoughts?

Do I instead of mounting only sink?

Our heaviest grief the world oft seeth not,

Our sorest pain we hide from stranger eyes:

And for the sufferer there is nothing left

But the green mound that o'er the coffin lies."

Two figures were moving in the chamber. We knew them both; it was the fairy of

Care, and the emissary of Fortune. They both bent over the corpse.

"Do you now see," said Care, "what happiness your Galoshes have brought to


"To him, at least, who slumbers here, they have brought an imperishable

blessing," answered the other.

"Ah no!" replied Care. "He took his departure himself; he was not called away.

His mental powers here below were not strong enough to reach the treasures

lying beyond this life, and which his destiny ordained he should obtain. I

will now confer a benefit on him."

And she took the Galoshes from his feet; his sleep of death was ended; and he

who had been thus called back again to life arose from his dread couch in all

the vigor of youth. Care vanished, and with her the Galoshes. She has no doubt

taken them for herself, to keep them to all eternity.





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